Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Hustler Real Man Dream Dick

A Toys for Tarts guest review:

Hustler Real Man Dream DickThere’s a new line of dongs on the market. They’re made from a material called CyberSkin.™ Per the promo from one of the manufacturers:

CyberSkin is different from all other materials on the market today. With the creation of CyberSkin it is now possible to make adult sex toys with Virtual Touch, that is, with an extremely realistic feel like that of the human body. This means that if you close your eyes & touch the material, you can't tell the difference between a CyberSkin Dildo and the human penis for instance. CyberSkin has memory, and is very flexible so it can recover to its original shape.”

Now, one quibble: you can’t claim anything that comes in bubblegum pink, lavender, and electric blue is just like a real cock. Nope, just can’t.

I have the Hustler Real Man Dream Dick. (Who thinks up these names???) When I close my eyes and touch it… I know it’s not a real dick. The difference comes across in tactile sensation. It just isn’t skin. However, among the six or seven other dildos in my collection, it does feel the most realistic. The surface warms to the touch. It gives like skin when you slide your hand along the surface. The flexibility is great. The Hustler model, if worn in a harness, hangs correctly and moves like a real erect cock.

Given a decent harness, just about any position a guy with dick could manage is achievable. Anal penetration? Well, most dongs they’re just too clunky, not flexible enough. The penetrating party gets a lot of resistance from the product itself. That doesn’t happen with, in this case, the Hustler model. In fact, a side by side, early morning rear entry was incredibly pleasurable for all concerned. No loss of control was experienced. It stayed in place and because of the flexibility, a fairly awkward position became possible.

Dream Dick has a pretty solid core and that extends into the scrotum section. I would like someone, someday, to come up with a dildo where the balls have as much give as a real set… and that could be possible with the CyberSkin.™ They didn’t go that far. Still, the Hustler Dream Dick was well worth the $48.95 price tag.

James Buchanan

Monday, October 15, 2007

Wednesday, March 07, 2007


SnugglepussFrom the Eden Fantasys website:
At first glance, it may look like some kind of a sea creature, but it is actually the Snugglepuss from Vibratex. The Snugglepuss is the newest, hands free vibrator for simultaneous G-Spot and clitoral stimulation. The toy is flexible, so you simply pull the two sides apart and you can insert the G-Spot end while the clitoral end rests against you on the outside. This toy is made out of elastomer, so it's very soft and comfortable. Each end is also covered in soft textural nubs to amp up the stimulation and increase your satisfaction. The clitoral end also has two fins on either side that provide added sensations for labia stimulation. To activate your Snugglepuss, simply roll back the sleeve on the clitoral stimulator, open the battery compartment and remove the protection sticker. After you've done that, your toy is instantly turned on when the two sides are pulled apart from one another. So there are no buttons to fumble with. Comes with 3 watch sized batteries.

Hmm. If you're after g-spot stimulation beyond just pressure, get another toy. The vibrations in the exterior arm of this one are simply not strong enough to be felt inside. They're really not all that strong outside either, but this puppy didn't interest me a solo toy. I thought it'd be a great hands-free adjunct for anal. The fit is fine. It stays put, freeing the hands for other places in need of attention. I just don't think it'd be good for much else, unless you wanted to wear it around all day as a teaser. I seriously doubt it's able to "do the job" by itself, but it might be kinda neat as part of an extended foreplay-ish game.

Also available at Babeland.

Monday, March 05, 2007

Clitoral Kiss Creme

One of the most delightful things about this blog is the opportunity to field test complementary products, so when the USPS delivered a small tube of Clitoral Kiss Creme this afternoon, I felt obligated to drop everything else and test it immediately. (I'm just so responsible, aren't I?) The website makes the following claims:
New Femme Arousal Creme in a Fabulous Berries and Cream Scent!
Clitoral Kiss Creme increases clitoral sensitivity to bring a whole new level of enjoyment and excitement. The label and bottle allow for extreme discretion...let everyone think its your latest hand creme! Apply as needed and let the intense warmth take you away immediately. Safe for oral sex and condom use. All natural, contains no hormones. Made with Arginine HLC, Amazon and American Ginseng. Arginine dilates and engorges the blood vessels in the clitoris, facilitating genital responsiveness. 2.0 Fl Oz. Bottle.

Well, the scent is fine, but you do NOT want to be using this product for oral sex. Ptui! It might be "safe" for oral sex, but that doesn't mean it tastes good. I wouldn't exactly classify the warmth as "intense" or "immediate," either. That being said, it did grow in both warmth and intensity as my ... um ... research proceeded, and it definitely contributed to the speed with which that research was spectacularly concluded.

I don't think it would stimulate arousal from a non-aroused state moreso than any other lubricant, natural or otherwise, but I can't test that theory because ... well ... ya gotta be at a full stop before you can gauge acceleration from a full stop, y'know what I mean?

So, in a nutshell, the product does produce a pleasurable effect, but it does leave a lot to be desired. Personally, I don't want to be putting any bad-tasting cream "down there" if there's even the remotest possibility that a tongue might find its way there later in the evening. Solo play? Sure. Partner play? Only if a shower is next on the agenda.

* This product graciously provided for review by Xandria