Hustler Real Man Dream Dick

A Toys for Tarts guest review:

There’s a new line of dongs on the market. They’re made from a material called CyberSkin.™ Per the promo from one of the manufacturers:

“CyberSkin is different from all other materials on the market today. With the creation of CyberSkin it is now possible to make adult sex toys with Virtual Touch, that is, with an extremely realistic feel like that of the human body. This means that if you close your eyes & touch the material, you can't tell the difference between a CyberSkin Dildo and the human penis for instance. CyberSkin has memory, and is very flexible so it can recover to its original shape.”

Now, one quibble: you can’t claim anything that comes in bubblegum pink, lavender, and electric blue is just like a real cock. Nope, just can’t.

I have the Hustler Real Man Dream Dick. (Who thinks up these names???) When I close my eyes and touch it… I know it’s not a real dick. The difference comes across in tactile sensation. It just isn’t skin. However, among the six or seven other dildos in my collection, it does feel the most realistic. The surface warms to the touch. It gives like skin when you slide your hand along the surface. The flexibility is great. The Hustler model, if worn in a harness, hangs correctly and moves like a real erect cock.

Given a decent harness, just about any position a guy with dick could manage is achievable. Anal penetration? Well, most dongs they’re just too clunky, not flexible enough. The penetrating party gets a lot of resistance from the product itself. That doesn’t happen with, in this case, the Hustler model. In fact, a side by side, early morning rear entry was incredibly pleasurable for all concerned. No loss of control was experienced. It stayed in place and because of the flexibility, a fairly awkward position became possible.

Dream Dick has a pretty solid core and that extends into the scrotum section. I would like someone, someday, to come up with a dildo where the balls have as much give as a real set… and that could be possible with the CyberSkin.™ They didn’t go that far. Still, the Hustler Dream Dick was well worth the $48.95 price tag.

James Buchanan
www.James-Buchanan.com
www.eroticjames.livejournal.com

Njoy Fun Wand

More than a sex toy, this object is a lifetime work of art, suitable for tasks both inside and outside your bedroom. Insert one end of this fabulous wand in for amazing g-spot orgams, or the beaded end in for anal ecstasy. Practice kegel exercises for more intense sexual pleasures, or simply grab your favorite massage oil and use the Njoy Fun Wand to relieve those tight shoulder and back muscles. Hand-crafted from highest grade stainless steel, the Njoy will last forever and is easy to clean with mild soap and water. Measures approximately 8" in length, with the widest bulbs measuring 1" diameter. (Available from JT's Stockroom)

Just don't drop it on your foot. I'm just sayin' *wink*

I Rub My Duckie

Here's what JT's Stockroom had to say:

"These floating, waterproof little guys sit by your bath, jacuzzi, or bed with nothing more than those big innocent blue eyes to give away their real purpose in life. Squeeze their backs and watch your smile grow as they seduce you and massage your tensions away."

The strong, but quiet, motor of this Big Teaze Toys product is powered by two AA batteries (included). Different colors (yellow, pink, black), models (regular, bondage, devil), and sizes (regular, travel) are available. Most prices were under $20. (Watch out for shipping charges in the stores with the lowest prices. They often make up the difference, there.)

Locking Leather Hobble Belt

Based on a traditional cowboy horse rancher's belt, this belt/bondage device is a convenient and handsome accessory for everyday wear and bondage play. When worn around the waist, it is a classic functional leather belt, but when removed and looped through the two O-rings and center D-ring, it instantly becomes a handy restraint for wrists, ankles, elbows, etc. The sturdy leather belt is 1¼" wide, with strong steel rivets, O-rings, D-ring, and buckle.

Feeldoe

Here's what JT's Stockroom had to say:

"We've tested just about every double-ended dildo available that can be used in a harness, from the traditional double dong to the very complicated and pricey varieties. Technology has come a long way, but they all still left something to be desired, whether it be limited sensation for the wielder, sturdiness, or just over all functionality. Until now. The FeelDoe is the best double-ended dildo we have ever seen! It looks a bit strange and we were skeptical at first, but the pleasure that this toy delivers for both parties involved (its also great for solo play!) exceeds anything that we have ever tested. The smooth, realistically-shaped shaft is a great girth, length and shape for both anal and vaginal penetration. The egg shaped knob that fits inside the woman wearing the Feel Doe is not too big and not too small and somehow manages to give intense sensation with every thrust! The ribbed patch that lands right on the clitoris gets you closer and closer to orgasm as you grind away! The deep valley that runs along the bottom of the FeelDoe allows your 3-strap g-string harness to stabilize the toy even further, though it is equally suited for use with 4-strap harnesses. Simply the best double-ended harness compatible dildo."

"Silicone is a great material for dildos because it feels warm to the touch. These smooth, flexible dildos are resilient and durable. The texture is similar to the softness of skin, giving them a sensual feel. The non-porous silicone cleans easily with soap and water, and unlike some latex materials, doesn't get sticky after being used. (No more picking lint off your freshly washed dildos!) Silicone products are also the only way to go for people who have latex allergies. We highly recommend these fun toys, especially for use with strap-on harnesses."