tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-206661162012-01-07T06:17:12.077-05:00a review site for sex toy aficionados and other perverts<br><br>Yes, this is an ADULT site.<br>Go away if you're too young!Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.comBlogger1391100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-12053312685699183192011-11-25T00:00:00.000-05:002011-11-25T14:36:02.305-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://tantusinc.com/" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-A3F6yruZ-OA/Ts-DL5wGT0I/AAAAAAAACtQ/pz0kz8SDBRI/s320/pre-holiday-40.gif" width="320" /></a></div><h1 class="yiv1870300500h1" style="color: #202020; display: block; font-family: Arial; font-size: 37px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 100%; margin: 5px 0pt 10px; text-align: center;"><a href="http://tantusinc.com/">40% off Pre-Holiday Sale Event</a></h1><div style="text-align: center;"></div><h2 class="yiv1870300500h2" style="color: #202020; display: block; font-family: Arial; font-size: 30px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 100%; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px; text-align: center;">Use code PREHOLIDAY40 for discount</h2><div style="text-align: center;"></div><h3 class="yiv1870300500h3" style="color: #202020; display: block; font-family: Arial; font-size: 25px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 100%; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px; text-align: center;">Valid through Cyber <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1322222249_1">Monday, 11/28 @ 11:59PM</span></h3><div style="text-align: center;"></div><h4 class="yiv1870300500h4" style="color: #202020; display: block; font-family: Arial; font-size: 22px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 100%; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px; text-align: center;">Save 40% on all in-stock items storewide*</h4><br /><i>*NOTE: Discount does not apply to gift certificate purchases.</i><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-1205331268569918319?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-12689728176472047282010-12-09T08:00:00.007-05:002010-12-09T08:40:14.661-05:00<center><a href="http://tantusinc.com/" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="133" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/TQDbq2IPScI/AAAAAAAAChY/Hcc_tvGoUC0/s320/40-off_tantus.gif" width="320" /></a><br />40% off All* Tantus Toys Storewide<br />One week only - Ends Wednesday, 12/15<br />Must use promo code <b>TANTUS40</b> at checkout to receive discount</center><center><br /><div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: xx-small;">*Excludes Closeouts, Harnesses, Lube, Cleaners, Njoy, Vibratex, Hitachi &amp; Nob Essence. 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Over a quarter of a million women under the age of 40 have breast cancer, so your purchase can make a difference. Plus when you purchase one of these 12 toys, Babeland will give you a pink <b><a href="http://www.blogger.com/http%3A%2F%2Fstore%2Ebabeland%2Ecom%2Fvibrators%2Dbullet%2Deggs%2Fbabeland%2Dbuzz%2Dvibrator?kbid=269" target="_blank">Babeland Buzz</a></b> vibrator, absolutely free. </div><br />Facebook: <b><a href="http://www.blogger.com/http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Efacebook%2Ecom%2FBabeland%2EToys" target="_blank">Babeland.Toys</a></b> <br />Twitter: <b><a href="http://www.blogger.com/http%3A%2F%2Ftwitter%2Ecom%2FBabeland%5FToys" target="_blank">@Babeland_Toys</a></b> and <b><a href="http://www.blogger.com/http%3A%2F%2Ftwitter%2Ecom%2FBabelandReviews" target="_blank">@BabelandReviews</a></b><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-7331943849583728533?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-5298297804269544512010-03-03T07:00:00.001-05:002010-03-03T07:56:38.577-05:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/safe-sex-sexual-health/go-girl?kbid=269" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img alt="Go Girl" border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/S43LH7USvEI/AAAAAAAACeQ/RJ4bc_OCuZo/s320/Go+Girl.jpg" /></a>Since I reviewed the <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2009/09/p-style.html">P Style</a>, another reusable tool to allow the dickless to pee standing up, I thought it only fair that I review this product for comparison. The <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2009/09/p-style.html">P Style</a> was functional (with practice). The <a href="http://store.babeland.com/safe-sex-sexual-health/go-girl?kbid=269">Go Girl</a>, however, puts it to shame. It is a clearly superior design and is a 100% no-leak win from the very first piss. Better than sliced bread. I kid you not!<br /><br />It's soft and bendy, like a dick is 95% of the time (unless it's 14 years old, then that percentage drops to 50) and easy to aim.<br /><br />It has an enclosed channel -- again, like a dick -- so no matter how hard and fast you pee, the raging river isn't gonna overflow its banks.<br /><br />It's comfy against your body. No hard plastic edges to scratch delicate places.<br /><br />And it's really quite fun. You totally could write your name in the snow with this bad boy... erm, <i>girl</i>.<br /><br />I found it simplest to use with one foot resting on the toilet seat, which is fine if you're naked or wearing a skirt but a bit more problematic if you're in pants/shorts. It's not difficult to use with your britches around your ankles, mind you. It just takes a bit more effort to hit the bowl. Outdoors while hiking or camping or skiing? No problemo. Let 'er rip! (You'll want to stop, if skiing. Do not attempt to use Go Girl whilst zooming down the slopes or you'll have piss-cicles on your ski pants.)<br /><br />Both are very easy to clean &amp; reusable. Both are priced at $12. I think that's on the high side for the <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2009/09/p-style.html">P Style</a>, but fair for the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/safe-sex-sexual-health/go-girl?kbid=269">Go Girl</a>.<br /><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,</div><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.purpleprosaic.com/">Alessia</a></div><br />Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/safe-sex-sexual-health/go-girl?kbid=269">Babeland</a> has to say:<br /><br /><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">If you've always wanted to pee standing up but your anatomy prevents it, the Go Girl is the STP (Stand to Pee) device for you. Soft, flexible silicone cups you comfortably, allowing you to pee freely and direct the stream where you want it to go. Of course, the silicone also makes for easy cleanup — just rinse/wipe it off, then boil it for disinfection later. And the pliable material allows you to fold/scrunch it up and stuff it in a bag or pocket for later. Great for gender transition, camping, public bathrooms, writing your name in the snow... </div></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-529829780426954451?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-43479808612322705102010-01-08T15:00:00.044-05:002010-06-13T06:53:13.558-04:00<div style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=13BG01&amp;lid=grid&kbid=60216" target="_blank" title="Smartballs Teneo Kegel Sex Toy"><img alt="Smartballs Teneo Kegel Sex Toy from Good Vibrations" border="0" height="270" src="http://gfx1.gamelink.com/GLImages/goodvibes/ProductImages/Large/13BG01.jpg?qlt=75&amp;wid=175&amp;fmt=jpeg" width="202" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Some product reviews take a bit longer than others because there's so much testing to be done, and the <a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=13BG01&amp;lid=grid&kbid=60216" target="_blank" title="Smartballs Teneo Kegel Sex Toy">Smartballs Teneo</a> by Fun Factory is one of them.&nbsp; Part sex toy, part health aid, these silicone puppies are designed to strengthen and tone a woman's pelvic floor -- her <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pubococcygeus_muscle">pubococcygeal</a> (or PC, for short) muscle -- thereby enhancing sensation during sex (in addition to other health benefits such as preventing urinary incontinence).<br /><br />They can be worn discreetly for exercise <i>or </i>stimulation, and they can be used during many types of sex play -- either solo or with a friend (or two or three). Unlike some Ben Wa balls I've explored, this product doesn't have that metallic, almost gong-like chime that can sometimes be heard <span style="color: #999999;">*eep*</span> through layers of clothing. Thus, if you go to that PTA meeting wearing the Smartballs Teneo Uno (single) or Duo (double), you're not going to potentially broadcast your secret to those near enough to hear it. I find the Uno delightful accompaniment while grocery shopping, for example.<br /><br />I'm not all that fond of the Duo as an exercise device. It seems having that much bulk inside leaves no room for movement, and movement is key to exercise. Even the inner balls seem to move less. I just feel... full. Not stimulated.<br /><br />Now, during masturbation, the Duo provides a very nice assist to clitoral stimulation. Unlike a dildo, it doesn't have to be held in place in order to provide that desired fullness. (If you need thrusting action, of course, you'll want to stick with the dildo.) Vibrations, thanks to those inner balls, carry well and provide more than adequate g-spot stimulation.<br /><br />The product comes with a packet of water-based lube, and I recommend using it. The balls have the circumference of an above-average penis, and they can take some maneuvering to insert -- especially if you start while unaroused. Given their size, I was a wee bit concerned about removal, but the silicone "string" did just fine. (I had visions of it snapping like a rubber band, leaving the ball inside and a nasty sting outside. My worries were completely unfounded.) They're super easy to clean, too!<br /><br />I gotta admit, the ridges on the outside did nothing for me, either during insertion or while inside.&nbsp; In fact, they undoubtedly made insertion a bit more laborious. I suppose if you had <i>really</i> loose muscles, they might help keep the balls from sliding out when you didn't want them to, but I have a hard time imagining anything this big "accidentally" sliding out of anyone. Besides, the Smartballs Teneo doesn't have the weight of traditional Ben Wa balls, so I never really felt the pull of gravity in that way.<br /><br />I recommend you give the <a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=13BG01&amp;lid=grid&kbid=60216">Smartballs Teneo</a> a try.<br /><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.purpleprosaic.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div></div><br />Here's what <a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=13BG01&amp;lid=grid&kbid=60216" target="_blank" title="Smartballs Teneo Kegel Sex Toy">Good Vibrations</a> has to say:<br /><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">Similar in design to the original Smartballs, these new "smarter" balls have an ergonomic finger groove for easy insertion, a silicone string for ready removal and extra texture for increased sensitivity. Hailed as the modern Ben-Wa, these silicone coated spheres contain a ball bearing. When rolled, they produce a sensation often referred to as “natural” vibration. Their size and shape also make them great for G-Spot stimulation.<br /></div></blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>Smartballs are also excellent kegel exercisers. Fabulous for focus, they give the PC muscles a wonderful workout. Now available as either doubles or singles, you can take two or choose just one and use them both for fitness and fun! Each Smartball is 1 3/4” long, 1 1/2” in diameter. Assorted colored Silicone.<br /></blockquote></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-4347980861232270510?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-8853998476289726272009-12-10T15:00:00.018-05:002010-01-24T18:20:46.481-05:00<a href="http://store.babeland.com/books-queer/best-lesbian-erotica-2009?kbid=269"><img alt="Best Lesbian Erotica 2009" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340675412074236674" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/Sh3j_b1ZCwI/AAAAAAAACLY/7BzzjQrsJnI/s400/BLE09.jpg" style="float: right; height: 200px; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; width: 200px;" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Being a writer of high-quality smut myself, I love really good dirty stories.<br /><br />Tristan Taormino's <a href="http://store.babeland.com/books-queer/best-lesbian-erotica-2009?kbid=269"><i>Best Lesbian Erotica 2009</i></a> anthology marks her last year as editor of the series, and she has ended her tenure with an amazing collection of hot erotica. Some of these stories are so intense, touching or thought-provoking that they have burned themselves into my brain, and I find myself going back and reading them over and over again. "Dream Date" by Radclyffe features one of the sweetest, yet incredibly hot, pay-for-sex scenes I have ever read. Teresa Noelle Roberts' "Tough Enough To Wear A Dress" is, hands down, my favourite piece in the book, providing wonderful insight as to why one of the characters has panic attacks when confronted with feminine clothes. These are only two of the two dozen pieces in the book and no matter what you are looking for, I am positive you will find at least one story that makes you weak-kneed.<br /><br />One interesting point worth noting is most of the stories deal with butch-femme, BDSM or strap-on sex, and in many cases all three at once. "On Snow-White Wings" by Shanna Germain is the only pure vanilla story in the collection that comes to mind and actually sticks out noticeably. The story is sweet, emotional and sensual and acts like a summer afternoon rain shower -- cooling and refreshing -- allowing the temperature to build once again in the second half of the book.<br /><br />Being of the male gender, I'm not sure if I am the most appropriate person to review a fabulous book of lesbian erotica but I am very glad to be given the chance to dive into a world where the lesbians aren't all lipstick, the bois have more between their legs than I do and the passion is honest and true.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ Maximilian Lagos<br /><a href="http://www.maxlagos.com">www.maxlagos.com</a><br /></div><br />Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/books-queer/best-lesbian-erotica-2009?kbid=269">Babeland</a> has to say:<b><br /></b><br /><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">We don’t know how, but the bestselling <a href="http://store.babeland.com/books-queer/best-lesbian-erotica-2009?kbid=269">Best Lesbian Erotica</a> series manages to get hotter every year, and 2009 is no exception. Beloved sex educator/director/author <a href="http://search.babeland.com/?Ntt=tristan+taormino&amp;N=1000030&amp;Nty=1?kbid=269">Tristan Taormino</a> puts together another winning collection, taking us along for sexy trysts at the bar, the beach, the tattoo parlor, and the public park (to name just a few). Desire knows no bounds here in the world of handsome butches, flirtatious femmes, and every lezzy in between and beyond. No matter what gets you going, from sweet seductions to hardcore fucking to envelope-pushing power dynamics, you’ll find erotic satisfaction here.<br /></div></blockquote><ul><li>Binding Style: Paperback</li><li>Type: Erotica</li><li>Number of Pages: 302</li><li>Copyright: 2008</li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-885399847628972627?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-91564030897885779212009-11-30T14:00:00.019-05:002009-11-30T15:29:48.051-05:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/men-jack-off/tenga-squeeze-play?kbid=269"><img alt="Tenga Squeeze Play" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348781052716294770" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SjqwB0R-onI/AAAAAAAACN0/QwWKndBT4sg/s400/tenga1.jpg" style="float: right; height: 200px; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; width: 200px;" /></a>Environmental concerns aside, the concept of disposable sex toys makes a lot of sense, especially masturbators for men. No muss, no fuss, just pop the cap back on when you are done and into the garbage it goes. And the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/men-jack-off/tenga-squeeze-play?kbid=269">Tenga Squeeze Play</a>, in addition to being one use, is one of the best masturbation toys I have ever tried.<br /><br />Physically, it resembles a freakishly large tube of toothpaste. Tenga also didn't bother trying to make the opening look anatomical, opting instead for a simple hole. The entire design of the product is very purpose oriented, which is really what men look for when we need to get off solo. It is even prelubricated which makes things VERY convenient. But that is just packaging, the real magic is on the inside.<br /><br />The inside of the tube is nicely form fitting and lined with tiny knobs to add to the sensation. There is a small hole in the top which easily controls the suction and pressure inside the tube but which also leads to some amusing squishing and farting noises. Overall however, it was still a pretty insignificant distraction. The sensation will never fool you into thinking you are making whoopie to another human being, but it still felt very good and was more than capable of completing its task.<br /><br />Overall, the Squeeze Play is almost perfect. Almost.<br /><br />The biggest drawback would be the price. For a disposable item, it should be cheap but the prices I have seen online, although not as much as a Fleshlight, for example, are still much too high for a throw away. Until the price comes down, I am afraid for me anyway, the Tenga Squeeze Play will remain a novelty as opposed to a temporary, but replenished, resident of my toy chest.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;">~ Maximilian Lagos<br /><a href="http://www.maxlagos.com/">www.maxlagos.com</a><br /><br /></div><br /><center><a href="http://store.babeland.com/men-jack-off/tenga-squeeze-play?kbid=269"><img alt="Tenga Squeeze Play" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351056353721731218" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SkLFZxCuSJI/AAAAAAAACOk/8fAQMAdapX4/s400/spotlight-tenga1.gif" /></a></center><br /><br /><br />Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/men-jack-off/tenga-squeeze-play?kbid=269">Babeland</a> has to say:<br /><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">You’ll be entering (get it?) a whole new realm of <a href="http://store.babeland.com/men-sleeves-pumps?kbid=269">masturbation sleeves</a> when you try Tenga Squeeze Play. As soon as you touch the inner ribs and bumps and feel the glorious suction, there’ll be no turning back. <a href="http://search.babeland.com/?Ntt=tenga&amp;N=1000030&amp;Nty=1&amp;sid=12164D8CF443?kbid=269">Tenga</a> has custom-engineered a line of men’s products based on extensive product testing and feedback from a veritable army of volunteers, so it’s no wonder that this toy provides a solo sexual experience like no other toy we’ve encountered. Your choice of two sizes and how tight you squeeze on the Tenga determines the tightness of the ride. Tenga products are disposable, pre-lubricated, and designed for one-time use.<br /></div><ul><li>Size: 6” x 2”; 7” x 2-1/2” (internal)</li><li>Material: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/sextoymaterials#hard?kbid=269">ABS</a> and <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/sextoymaterials#TPE?kbid=269">TPE</a> plastic</li><li>Lube Ingredients: <span style="font-size: xx-small;">Water, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxyl Ethyl Cellulose, Sodium Polyacrylate, Phenoxyethanol, IPBC, Paraben</span></li></ul></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-9156403089788577921?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-35215612212488584662009-11-29T08:00:00.002-05:002010-06-13T06:54:29.776-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=3-3-GJ-0708&kbid=60216" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img alt="Truth or Dare" border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SsUureDLZmI/AAAAAAAACX4/CR2UI7cc50E/s320/Truth+or+Dare.jpg" /></a>Maybe it is because we are old. Or maybe it is because we have been together for a million years. Or maybe my wife and I have actually had every conversation a married couple can have. Well, for whatever reason, <a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=3-3-GJ-0708&&kbid=60216">Truth or Dare: A Game of Passion</a> by Chronicle Books didn't teach us anything new about ourselves or each other. We did end the night having great sex, but I don't think it had much to do with the game.<br /><br />A couple glasses of wine might have shifted our mood a little bit or made the cutsie-worded Dares easier to get into. For a game dealing with such mature topics, the language used on the cards did not do anything to set a sexy mood... made me actually feel like I was back in grade school, way too nervous to ask my crush to the Friday night dance.<br /><br />The Truth cards were far more interesting than the Dare. So after a few minutes, we just boxed the Dares and took turns reading each other the Truths. We laughed quite a bit and made up some more silly than sexy answers, both agreeing the Truth side was good but could be even better with a group of people playing and again, several bottles of wine.<br /><br />I did offer to send the game to a friend who is looking to reconcile with her husband. In a recent conversation, one of her fantasies was revealed to a surprised: "I didn't think you would be into that." It might be just the thing she needs to break the ice and open those lines of communication again. New couples would probably have fun with <a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=3-3-GJ-0708&kbid=60216">Truth or Dare</a>, too, loosening inhibitions because "the cards told us to."<br /><br />Personally, I am going to stick with Strip Poker and Spin The Bottle.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ Maximilian Lagos<br /><a href="http://www.maxlagos.com/">www.maxlagos.com</a><br /></div><br />Here's what <a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=3-3-GJ-0708&kbid=60216">Good Vibrations</a> has to say:<br /><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">Think Truth or Dare went out of the style after High School? Well think again with this stylish and sexy version of an old classic great for couples (or adventurous groups). Explore your inhibitions or share some sexy secrets with the 100 game cards and a roll of the die as you take turns revealing your favorite sex toy or demonstrating your hottest sexual position. The questions are smart and sexy and the dares are really fun. Whether rain or shine, you might want to start spending every day indoors.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">6 ¼” x 5 x 1 ¾” box. <br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Includes 100 game cards, one die, and instructions. <br /></div></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-3521561221248858466?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-82069650656177431092009-11-28T10:00:00.018-05:002009-11-29T08:05:56.299-05:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-clamps/crocodile-nipple-clamps?kbid=269" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img alt="Crocodile Clamps" border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SxFA8XxtWxI/AAAAAAAACa4/1TmyJGvx2z8/s320/Crocodile+Clamps.jpg" /></a>I have never had sensitive nipples. Gentle rubbing feels okay, but any real amount of pressure and I just stop feeling altogether. It didn’t even really hurt when I got my left one pierced.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">But, I LOVE playing with other people’s nipples. They are a primary target for my tongue, fingers, and clothespins on lovers and playmates. So, the chance to play with a set of <a href="http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-clamps/crocodile-nipple-clamps?kbid=269">Spartacus Alligator Nipple Clamps </a>was pretty exciting.<br /><br />My wife was eager to try them too, but when I stalked across the bedroom floor, opening and closing the alligator-style clips like hungry little metal mouths, she rolled over onto her belly and wouldn’t let me anywhere near The Girls. Her nipples are oversensitive on the best of days, and the thought of the chained <a href="http://www.babeland.com/">clamps</a> biting down on her tender bits was making them hide in the mattress.<br /><br />Sadly, her instincts were correct. To keep the clamps with their rubber coated teeth actually on her nipples, they had to be tightened well past her comfort point. Anything less and they would fall off with the slightest movement. And there was NO way we were taking off the rubber coating and subjecting ourselves to the razor-sharp teeth.<br /><br />They were a bit pinchy even on my small, numb nubbins but they did hold better on mine than hers. The set screw used to hold the clips open didn’t want to budge under pressure, so adjustment meant taking them off, backing the screw off, and clamping them back on… usually to have them fall off again.<br /><br />If you enjoy nipple torture and have a bit of experience, you may like the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-clamps/crocodile-nipple-clamps?kbid=269">Spartacus Alligator Nipple Clamps</a>. I will bring them to my next fetish party and use them mercilessly on my date for the evening. But if you are new to clamps, these may be more of a frustration than a fantasy.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ Maximilian Lagos<br /><a href="http://www.maxlagos.com/">www.maxlagos.com</a><br /></div><br />Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-clamps/crocodile-nipple-clamps?kbid=269">Babeland</a> has to say:<br /><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">Enjoy a tantalizing pinch on your nipples, labia, or anywhere else with the sturdy, adjustable Crocodile Clamps. The slender tips deliver localized pressure, and the screw allows you to adjust the pressure with one hand tied behind your back (or otherwise occupied!). Go as light or as tight as you choose – you’ll be surprised at how pleasurable and intoxicating the sensation can be when you’re in the heat of the moment. Take nipple play to a whole new level with this Babeland classic.<br /></div><br />* Size: 17” (LOA)<br />* Material: Metal and soft plastic<br /></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-8206965065617743109?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-54880541383717373462009-10-23T10:00:00.002-04:002009-10-23T10:00:00.852-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;">You could've knocked me over with a feather when I saw <a href="http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1930503,00.html">the article</a>. I guess sex toys have finally reached mainstream media, even if the hook was environmental.<br /></div><br />Check it out. :-)<br /><br />peace and passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ Alessia<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-5488054138371737346?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-50280856788491052372009-10-20T07:00:00.121-04:002010-06-13T06:53:55.591-04:00<a href="http://goodreleasing.com/reel-queer-productions/seven-minutes-in-heaven&kbid=60216" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img alt="Seven Minutes in Heaven" border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SsUx6vxUXTI/AAAAAAAACYA/UiMuFhUHe18/s200/Seven+Minutes+in+Heaven.jpg" /></a><span style="color: maroon;">“Reality porn is coming out of the closet in this first ever gonzo queer film.”</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">That's what <a href="http://goodreleasing.com/reel-queer-productions/seven-minutes-in-heaven&kbid=60216">the website</a> says. I won't argue with the reality part, 'cause it doesn't appear there's much scripting, but <i>gonzo</i>? I wouldn't call it gonzo. Gonzo, to me, means there's nothing other than the sex of interest. This is more like documentary porn -- a la Comstock Films (but more hedonistic and minus the love). Each of the cast speaks to the camera for a few seconds, sharing their experiences or expectations. I truly enjoyed this aspect... and would've enjoyed it even more if I didn't have to struggle to hear what they were saying. (The sound, not to put too fine a point on it, sucked. And the soundtrack wasn't much better. Seems that sound -- other than the moaning and grunting -- isn't high on the priority list of production values for porn. Pity.)<br /><br />Not quite sure where the title came from unless it's just an extension of the two party games (<i>Truth or Dare</i> and <i>Spin the Bottle</i>) briefly played on screen. The subtitle "Coming Out" is also misleading. A couple of the women say it's their first experience with a woman and their first experience on camera. That's a cherry-popper, not a coming out.<br /><br />The bodies aren't plastic or perfect, which is wonderful. Plastic/perfect is the main reason I just can't embrace traditional porn. It fucks with my feelings about my own body -- and I struggle with that quite enough with my clothes ON. I don't need it shoved in my face when I'm naked. <br /><br />So, the sex scenes? They're... interesting. Some are kinda hot. Some, I suppose, would find certain elements kinky or transgressive. The orgasms appear to be genuine, too. Perhaps I'm jaded, but when you can sit in bed with your partner and watch other people having sex for almost 2 hours without it resulting in your own uncontrollable mattress aerobics... well, the sex you're watching is just not THAT hot. I mean, yeah,&nbsp; it turned me on. And, yeah, we played... but <i>after </i>we finished watching, not during. Maybe that just makes me a conscientious reviewer. Ya think?<br /><br />Bottom line: I don't regret the time I spent watching this film, but it's not one I'm likely to re-watch, either. As always, YMMV.<br /><br />peace and passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.eroticanthology.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div></div><br />Here's what <a href="http://goodreleasing.com/reel-queer-productions/seven-minutes-in-heaven&kbid=60216">Good Releasing</a> has to say:<br /><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">Reality porn is coming out of the closet in this first ever gonzo queer film. Award-winning director Courtney Trouble invites 7 diverse, fresh-faced performers to a kinky slumber-party for fun and games… only tonight there are no rules, no limits and no bedtime! The amateur cast picks their own partners, their own sex toys and their own ways of getting off. Spin the Bottle inspires an unscripted fuck-fest and first-time fantasies come true during a Truth or Dare strap-on sex scene. With honest video confessions, authentic orgasms and natural bodies, Seven Minutes in Heaven is the real queer deal.<br /></div></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-5028085678849105237?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-16346756639118128632009-09-29T20:30:00.005-04:002010-03-02T21:27:40.085-05:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/safe-sex-sexual-health/pee-standing-up-p-style?kbid=269" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SrvdQB9rrsI/AAAAAAAACVw/GpvgtecMJs4/s320/P+Style.jpg" /></a>When I saw this product listed for review, I pounced on it like a fat kid hits cake. Ladies, how many times have you stopped at a seedy-looking gas station with a near-bursting bladder only to discover a disgusting restroom? I mean, you don't even want to wash your hands in the sink much less put your sweet pink parts in the vicinity of the commode!<br /><br />The package says...<br /><br /><blockquote>Easy to use while clothed<br /><br />Eliminates the need for T.P.<br /><br />Reusable &amp; simple to clean<br /><br />Compact &amp; easy to carry<br /></blockquote><br />And I'd agree with 62.5% of these claims. First, being the clean freak that I am, I don't think anything will ever eliminate the need to WIPE (and not merely with toilet tissue). I want to be in delightfully lickable condition 24/7. Don't you? The half-agreement is for the "easy to use <i>while clothed</i>" statement. It *IS* easy to use. However, "while clothed" is pushing it.<br /><br />Yes, I believe it's entirely possible to develop a comfort &amp; skill level with the P Style that would enable it to be used through one's open fly. I just don't see myself needing to use it often enough to achieve that level of proficiency. So, I drop trough.<br /><br />I don't know about you, but I never mastered the whole squatting thing. By the time I relax enough to let things... um... flow, my thighs are trembling and a sheen of sweat is coating my brow. It's that level of proficiency thing again. I don't need to squat-and-pee often enough to become a pro.<br /><br />As for the P Style, I tested it 3 times -- in 3 different situations -- before penning judgment. The first time, it took a loooooooooong time before I could relax enough to pee. Ever squatted behind a tree on a camping trip while mosquitos bit your ass waiting for your muscles to cooperate?&nbsp; Same thing. It was the I-don't-want-to-piss-on-myself reflex. Once things started moving, it was a fascinating experience. Surreal, almost.<br /><br />The second time, I'd had a couple drinks (as well as the previous confidence-building experience), and I got right to it. Um, too much so. Apparently, enthusiastic urination exceeds the capacity of its channel... and I gave too much too fast. Okay, messy lesson learned.<br /><br />Third time's the charm. It was this trial that convinced me that utter proficiency is not only possible, but probable with semi-regular use. I think the P Style could be a wonderful gadget for many applications: camping, nasty public restrooms, physical impairments.&nbsp; My P Style is going into the glove compartment of my car, and when I need it, I'm going to be damned glad it's there!<br /></div><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace and passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.purpleprosaic.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><br />Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/safe-sex-sexual-health/pee-standing-up-p-style?kbid=269">Babeland</a> has to say:<br /><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">Anyone who’d like to pee standing up (and that’s a whole lot of people!) will find the P Style useful. This compact and convenient “Stand To Pee” device, or STP, works perfectly for outdoor recreation and work, travel, folks with physical restrictions, female-to-male transsexuals, people who’ve had surgery that interferes with their ability to pee standing up, men with hypospadias… basically, anyone who wants to pee standing up, but whose anatomy or circumstance has kept them from doing so! It can be used through an open zipper with the user fully clothed, and the back edge can be used in place of toilet paper. Best of all, it’s made from nonporous hard plastic, so it’s easy to clean, completely reusable, and long-lasting. Color may vary.<br /><ul><li>Size: 7-1/2” x 1-1/2” x 3/4"</li><li>Material: Hard <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/sextoymaterials#hard">plastic </a><br /><a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/sextoymaterials#hard"></a></li></ul></div></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-1634675663911812863?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-87953251969478841172009-09-14T10:00:00.004-04:002010-06-13T06:52:35.576-04:00<a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=12AH85&kbid=60216"><img alt="G-Twist Vibe" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366990146472414146" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SnthGkmCi8I/AAAAAAAACUE/D3ZPHWPmarE/s400/G-Twist.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: right; height: 233px; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; width: 175px;" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The first full day of football season provided an ideal time for toy testing, since I'm not a fan -- and my partner is. I just wish I had a better report on this product.&nbsp; Alas, the one received for review was inoperable. I tried several different sets of batteries in every permutation to no avail. Therefore, this review will simply deal with the product as a dildo as opposed to a vibrator. I will assume that the strength of the vibration is similar (if not identical) to another Fun Factory product, <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2009/05/boss.html">The Boss</a>, which I reviewed here some time ago.<br /><br />The <a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=12AH85&kbid=60216">G-Twist</a> is like <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2009/05/boss.html">The Boss</a> in terms of its battery compartment and controls. I seriously dislike this aspect of its design. Not only is it confusing (and completely lacking "How To" instructions), it is physically difficult to open. If you have any impairment in finger/grip strength, forget about it!<br /><br />It's longer and girthier than it appears in the pictures, but not uncomfortably so with appropriate lubrication. <br /><br />Where the <a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=12AH85&amp&kbid=60216">G-Twist</a> differs is its ridges. While I didn't really care for the little ones along its length, the bigger, clit-bumping ridge certainly hits the sweet spot. There's enough flexibility in the silicone shaft to bend it to provide dual stimulation -- inside and out. It would've been nice to do so <i>with</i> vibration, but... oh, well.<br /></div><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace and passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><br />Here's what <a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/">Good Vibrations</a> has to say: <br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote><span style="font-size: x-small;">This Good Vibes staff-designed toy embodies a virtual wish list of nearly all the vibrator features we love. It's got a G-spot curve; substantial-yet-subtle texture along the shaft; a strategically placed clit ridge; water-resistant design; a top-quality, velvety smooth silicone body; reliable, quiet motor and a convenient ergonomic dial at the base to control the variable-speed vibrations. And oh yeah, it's one good-looking toy.</span><br /></blockquote></div><ul><li style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">6 long, 1 1/2 in diameter.</span></li><li style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Uses two AA batteries (included).</span></li><li style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Now available in Black and Raspberry, as well as our classic colors Dark blue, Purple, Baby blue, or Candy Pink.</span></li><li style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Volume: 2; Intensity: 3.</span></li><li style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Care and Cleaning: This nonporous vibrator can be washed with a mild soap and water. It can be immersed in water for ease of cleaning, but be careful to keep the battery compartment closed and dry.</span></li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-8795325196947884117?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-85918104522595299812009-07-29T13:00:00.001-04:002009-07-29T13:49:51.386-04:00From <a href="http://www.alternet.org/sex/141586/the_joy_of_sex_toys:_how_vibrators_stopped_being_%27shameful%27_secrets/?page=entire">AlterNet</a>:<br /><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">Better adult stores now all take products out of the boxes and putting them right into customer's hands so they'll know what kind of bangs they'll get for their bucks. And the buzz on vibrators, culturally and in real life, has gone from a whisper to a joyous scream.</div><p style="text-align: justify;">If Apple's approval of a vibrator app for the iPhone wasn't enough, the embrace of the once-shunned sex aid was recently confirmed by two studies from the University of Indiana (on one men, one on women), which found that 53 percent of women and 45 percent of the men between 18 and 60 have used vibrators and that those who had were more apt to safeguard their sexual health.</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Female vibrator users were more likely to have had gynecological exams in the last year or to have performed breast self exams in the last month. Recent male users were more like to have performed a testicular self-exam and scored themselves higher in most of the five domains of sexual function (erectile function, orgasmic function, sexual desire, intercourse satisfaction and overall satisfaction).</p><p style="text-align: justify;">There was no significant difference in vibrator use between men who identified as straight and those who identified as gay or bisexual. The study, which queried 2,056 women and 1,047 men, is the first to publish nationally representative data on vibrator use and was funded by Church &amp; Dwight Co. Inc, makers of Trojan products (condoms, pleasure rings, etc).</p><p style="text-align: justify;">When you consider the stigmas vibrators held in the past, this rate of use isn't just a jump, it's a shuttle launch. Writing in the <em>New York Times</em> about the Indiana study, Michael Winerip notes that vibrator use was cited as "not appreciable" by an Alfred Kinsey report in 1953 and "less than 1 percent" by Shere Hite in 1976.</p><p style="text-align: justify;">A subsequent 1992 survey from the University of Chicago said that only 2 percent of women had bought a vibrator in the past year. Even recognizing that "bought" and "used" are significantly different, for the numbers to shoot that high that quickly represents a significant change in our attitude toward sexual pleasure.</p></blockquote><p style="text-align: justify;"></p>Read the <a href="http://www.alternet.org/sex/141586/the_joy_of_sex_toys:_how_vibrators_stopped_being_%27shameful%27_secrets/?page=entire">entire article</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-8591810452259529981?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-49702287663830550742009-07-24T08:00:00.011-04:002009-07-24T09:53:08.684-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;">This fearless reviewer's toy drawer spilleth over, as you can see from an <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2009/07/lockable-sex-toy-case-bms-enterprises.html" target="_blank">earlier post</a>. Thus, I'm entering this contest for the Toys for Tarts' faithful (but heretofore lurking) readers. In other words, YOU! All of the products listed below are already in my toy drawer, and most have been <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2006/01/index-of-reviews.html">reviewed</a> here. So, if Toys for Tarts wins, I'll be giving them all away!<br /><br />To play along &amp; be eligible to win one of the fabulous wishlist products below or one of the weekly $25 <a href="http://store.babeland.com/?kbid=269" target="_blank">Babeland</a> gift cards, you just gotta leave a comment on this post. Tell me which wishlist product you'd like to have &amp; why -- or which product you wish was included on the list &amp; why. Be creative! Be naughty! I won't tell a soul.<br /><br />Plus, if this blog gets the mostest comments, not only will Toys for Tarts receive a $125 gift card, but one of the lucky commenters will as well. Nothing to lose and all kinds of pleasure to gain!<br /></div><br />So, without further ado, here is Toys for Tarts' $500 <a href="http://store.babeland.com/?kbid=269" target="_blank">Babeland</a> wishlist:<br /><br /><a href="http://store.babeland.com/dildos-g-spot/jupiter-wand/?kbid=269"></a><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-premium/sasi-vibrator-by-babeland/?kbid=269" target="_blank">SaSi</a> ($148)<br />It's a programmable tongue coupled with vibration. WIN-WIN!<br /><br /><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-premium/delight/?kbid=269%20/?kbid=269" target="_blank">Delight</a> ($130)<br />Aptly named, but I call it <span style="font-style: italic;">Shamu</span>. (Reviewed <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2008/09/delight.html" target="_blank">HERE</a>.)<br /><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-electric/We-vibe/?kbid=269" target="_blank"><br />We-Vibe</a> ($130)<br />Use it solo... or with a partner... or both.<br /><br /><a href="http://store.babeland.com/dildos-g-spot/saturn-wand/?kbid=269" target="_blank">Njoy Fun Wand</a> ($88)<br />Stainless steel sex -- hot or cold, it's spectacular!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">TOTAL: $496<br /></div><br />GOOD LUCK &amp; GOOD COMMENTING!<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/" target="_blank">Alessia</a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-4970228766383055074?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-81701862039438571172009-07-23T21:30:00.004-04:002010-05-19T17:23:58.698-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="InfraRed Massager (CalEx)" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359163533375304642" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/Sl-S1uwP88I/AAAAAAAACSg/JPk10bjftXQ/s400/CIMG1682.JPG" style="cursor: pointer; float: right; height: 400px; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; width: 252px;" />Not exactly sure how to tell whether this Hitachi wannabe from California Exotic Novelties is truly infrared, or if it's just lit with LEDs behind a red plastic cover like my car's brake lights. But, really, until there's a solid reason to care, it doesn't matter. This is a nice product that does indeed give <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2008/11/hitachi-magic-wand.html">Hitachi's Magic Wand</a> a run for its money.<br /><br />The "InfraRed Electric Massager" has two speeds (high/low) which correspond to the inverse low/high heat. High heat is not all that <span style="font-style: italic;">hot</span>, incidentally. Just noticeably warmer than low. One side of the bulbous head lights &amp; heats, while the other hosts one of the 5 massage attachments. I tried each for actual massage of stiff/sore muscles, where they performed admirably, and I tried a couple of them for pleasure purposes. However, I much preferred the heated side over the attachments for stimulation of my sensitive pink parts.<br /><br />The power cord is identical in length (6') to the Hitachi, which is the next best thing to cordless/rechargeable, and it's sized comparably. The vibration strength isn't <span style="font-style: italic;">quite</span> as powerful as its famous cousin, but it gets the job done -- and it's a <span style="font-style: italic;">wee</span> bit quieter.<br /><br />So, all in all, I'd give this puppy two thumbs up. If it were significantly cheaper than a Hitachi, I'd be really impressed.</div><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-8170186203943857117?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-57089536126852223342009-07-03T15:00:00.008-04:002010-05-19T17:25:19.746-04:00I have an underbed gun case -- big, metal drawer with a keyed lock -- that I use for my sex toys. It's about five feet long and two feet wide, six inches deep. See?<br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/Sk5Oz8Mhd_I/AAAAAAAACRw/r88V2MXbGGI/s1600-h/CIMG0630a.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 175px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/Sk5Oz8Mhd_I/AAAAAAAACRw/r88V2MXbGGI/s400/CIMG0630a.JPG" alt="the drawer" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354303661229045746" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">That's an old photo, too. It's <span style="font-weight: bold;">much</span> fuller now, and I don't even have all my favorite <span style="font-style: italic;">stuff</span> in it. The "go to" toys are within arm's reach of my bed, in the top drawer of the nightstand (like my Hitachi) or even on its surface (like a couple bottles of lube and <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2008/09/delight.html">Shamu</a>). That's all nice &amp; handy for bedroom use. However, sometimes a perv needs to take her toys on the road.<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 219px; height: 158px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/Sk5E6JM5edI/AAAAAAAACRo/wLUuIfUnosg/s400/Lockable+sex+toy+case.jpg" alt="Lockable sex toy case" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354292772683217362" border="0" />I figured this lockable sex toy case from BMS Enterprises would be just the thing. I was wrong. Yeah, it's cute. (Purple sparkly butterflies ARE cute.) And it's discreet. It's also <span style="font-weight: bold;">junk.</span> The lock mechanism is clunky, and the hinges are weak. There is no key backup, so if you forget (or screw up) the combination, you're shit-outta-luck. Your sex toys could be <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">*gasp* </span>prisoners! Plus it's way smaller than it appears. My gun case looks much smaller in the photo than it actually is. The same is true for this product. Even though I clicked the "view actual size" link, I really didn't have a good grasp of the size until it arrived. You can see it below with my cell phone for scale:<br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 212px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/Sk5tjDbyN3I/AAAAAAAACR4/Xe7_OlhEaV4/s400/CIMG1680.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354337455974791026" border="0" /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Put a single hefty dildo &amp; harness combination in here, and that's IT. Nothing else will fit. Although the lock doesn't function properly, I think my daughter will probably end up using this as a makeup or nail polish case. That's about all it's good for. If you want to haul your toys around, get something else.<br /></div><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com">Alessia<br /></a></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-5708953612685222334?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-16521084040616500632009-07-02T20:00:00.000-04:002009-07-02T21:02:33.748-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-discreet/mia-vibrator?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 335px; height: 244px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/Sk1MLuF5DlI/AAAAAAAACRY/wnBRZfAucTU/s400/CIMG1676.JPG" alt="Mia" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354019296248401490" border="0" /></a>About twice the size of a standard lipstick, this little USB-rechargeable number is a delightfully discreet and surprisingly powerful multi-speed <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-discreet?kbid=269">vibrator</a> from <a href="http://en.lelo.com/index.php?collectionName=femme&amp;groupName=MIA">LELO</a>. It's attractively packaged, making it an ideal gift for a friend, and the pink model is currently on sale for less than half price ($29.99) at Babeland -- so you can grab one for yourself as well.<br /><br />It looks like a big flash drive when charging on my laptop (rather than a pleasure tool). I counted four intensities of vibration, accessed by successively pressing the "+" pad, followed by three pulsing speeds. It's volume is about the same as a bullet vibe, but it has considerably more oomph (and none of those annoying button batteries). I can even charge it in my car 'cause I have one of those USB power converter gadgets.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">I'm not typically a fan of small, clitoral <a href="http://www.babeland.com">vibrators</a> -- preferring either (a) more powerful vibration a la <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2008/11/hitachi-magic-wand.html">Hitachi</a> or (b) penetration a la <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2008/09/delight.html">Delight</a> -- but the little <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-discreet/mia-vibrator?kbid=269">MIA</a> combines so many convenient features that I think it will remain in my purse for those need-to-come-<span style="font-style: italic;">now</span> emergencies. :)<br /></div><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><br />The manufacturer's site says:<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>MIA is a discreet pleasure object carefully designed to combine versatility and convenience, intended for private enjoyment at all times. This elegant lipstick vibrator nestles seductively in your handbag, her size and chargeability making her available whenever needed, whether on a long intercontinental flight or during a break on a busy day. Glossy and attractive, MIA's intuitive interface and four stimulation modes allow total control in the midst of ecstasy. She is rechargeable and a 2-hour charge provides up to 4 hours of bliss. Comes presented in an elegant gift box, accessorised with extension cord for USB charging, manual and a 1-year LELO warranty.</blockquote></div>And here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-discreet/mia-vibrator?kbid=269">Babeland</a> has to say:<br /><blockquote><p style="text-align: justify;">Make room in your laptop bag for the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-discreet/mia-vibrator?kbid=269">Mia</a>, a powerful lipstick-sized <a href="http://www.babeland.com/">vibrator</a> that can charge directly from your computer thanks to its USB extension. Mia holds a charge for four hours, making it one of the most travel-friendly toys we’ve seen. Mia’s proof that small scale doesn’t mean skimping on features, elegance, or performance. The faceted, lipstick-sized shell comes swathed in body-friendly silicone, making it a breeze to clean, and features four vibration modes to choose from. A USB extension cord is also included, so you can hide Mia discreetly while charging. Stash Mia in your bag, purse or pocket and pleasure is sure to follow wherever you go. Made by <a href="http://store.babeland.com/brands-lelo?kbid=269">Lelo</a>.</p><ul><li>Size: 4-2/5” x 4/5”</li><li>Material: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/sextoymaterials#silicone?kbid=269">Silicone</a> coated hard plastic</li><li>Volume: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/vibeadvice#noise?kbid=269"><img src="http://store.babeland.com/catalog/images/rating/rating1.gif" alt="1 out of 5" /></a></li><li>Intensity: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/vibeadvice#vary?kbid=269"><img src="http://store.babeland.com/catalog/images/rating/rating3.gif" alt="3 out of 5" /></a></li><li>Batteries: Rechargeable</li></ul><br /></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-1652108404061650063?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-70286846021052499442009-06-29T12:00:00.002-04:002009-06-29T12:35:41.406-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/butt-plugs/bootie-butt-plug?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/Sh3h-vy0NlI/AAAAAAAACLI/_ACkWSS199Y/s400/Fun+Factory+Bootie.jpg" alt="Bootie" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340673201229018706" border="0" /></a>The <a href="http://store.babeland.com/butt-plugs/bootie-butt-plug?kbid=269">Bootie</a> (by Fun Factory) is a 100% silicone, velvety textured, creatively shaped butt plug that provides comfortable stimulation for the anal beginner. The head is slightly larger than a man’s thumb, while the shaft is about as thin as a pinky finger. Curving slightly in a “come here” gesture, the Bootie’s shape and flexibility can make it a bit tricky to insert the first time. It is very comfortable to wear for play, but the larger safety bottom is uncomfortable to sit upon, making it less than ideal for longer term wear.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Touted as delivering “rapturous pleasure” by the manufacturer, this reviewer was not rewarded with such outstanding responses. The comfortable flexibility minimized the stimulation to the prostate as compared to such products as the <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2009/02/peridise.html">Aneros</a> or manual self-stimulation. There are better prostate toys on the market, but as a basic butt plug for safe play, the Bootie delivers in spades.<br /></div><p style="text-align: right;">~ A.B. Guye<br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/butt-plugs/bootie-butt-plug?kbid=269">Babeland</a> has to say:<br /></p><blockquote><p style="text-align: justify;">Shake your booty all night long with the beginner-friendly Bootie anal plug. Insertion is easy thanks to the firm, tapered tip; and once in place, the pliable neck, tapered base and soft silicone make wearing the Bootie all pleasure. The curved base helps ‘rock’ the Bootie for gentle prostate stimulation, and squeezing the resilient shaft with anal muscles amps up the sensation. It's bootie-licious! Brought to you by <a href="http://store.babeland.com/brands-fun-factory?kbid=269">Fun Factory</a>. Color may vary. For a discount, check out the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/sexy-packs/booty-for-your-bootie-combo">Bootie Plug &amp; Sliquid Sassy Booty Formula Combo</a>.</p><ul><li>Size: 2-1/2” x 1”</li><li>Material: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/sextoymaterials#silicone?kbid=269">Silicone</a></li></ul></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-7028684602105249944?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-20023827796112751652009-06-29T07:00:00.003-04:002009-06-29T09:02:47.601-04:00<a href="http://www.ooh-lala.co.uk/productcart/pc/viewcontent.asp?idpage=14"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 175px; height: 94px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SjvaaMDf1XI/AAAAAAAACOE/BPgibEddD-Y/s400/fantasywishlist.jpg" alt="Ooh Lala Fantasy Wishlist Competition" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349109125879944562" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.ooh-lala.co.uk/productcart/pc/viewcontent.asp?idpage=14">Ooh-Lala.co.uk</a> are having a competition: Post a £500 wish list on your blog, and you're automatically entered. The one with the best descriptions wins their entire list. Here's <span style="font-style: italic;">Toys for Tarts</span>' entry...<br /></div><br /><a href="http://www.ooh-lala.co.uk/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=1512&amp;idOptionArray=">Erotic Massage Oil</a> (£13)<br />It all begins with a caress. Well, actually, it all begins with a glance across a crowded room... but you know what I mean.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.ooh-lala.co.uk/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=502&amp;idOptionArray=">Purple Triple Play</a> (£20)<br />How could you NOT want to kick the tires on something that looks like a tentacled dressing table jewelry holder? My lover looked at it with a mixture of confusion and horror. *giggle*<br /><br /><a href="http://www.ooh-lala.co.uk/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=1501&amp;idOptionArray=">Clone A Willy Glow In The Dark Kit</a> (£41)<br />I have a fetish for all things glow-in-the-dark, and calling it a "willy" just makes me giggle.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.ooh-lala.co.uk/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=1148&amp;idOptionArray=">I rub my Duckie Bondage</a> (£32)<br />Too cute for words. I love pervertibles!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.ooh-lala.co.uk/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=193&amp;idOptionArray=">Intensifying Gel: Warming &amp; Arousing</a> (£14)<br />If I review enough of these products, maybe one of them will actually DO something beyond the standard minty tingle that I can get from Altoids.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.ooh-lala.co.uk/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=2005&amp;idOptionArray=">Little Chroma Red</a> (£144)<br />Have heard marvelous things about this product. Looks too small to have much power. Must see (feel) for myself.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.ooh-lala.co.uk/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=1443&amp;idOptionArray=">White Gloss Bondage Tape</a> (£6)<br />I secretly want this to restrain my children. It's an off-label use. Shh! Don't tell Child Protective Services.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.ooh-lala.co.uk/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=677&amp;idOptionArray=">Cock Sling</a> (£26)<br />This is the prettiest cock ring EVER! And it's from Tantus. Win-Win!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.ooh-lala.co.uk/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=665&amp;idOptionArray=">Woody Cock ring and Nut cruncher</a> (£16)<br />It looks like a pterodactyl's beak! However, the concept is quite intriguing. Wonder if it'd be any good on a strap-on? No balls to anchor it, so it might try to spin. Hrm...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.ooh-lala.co.uk/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=342&amp;idOptionArray=">Nexus Glide</a> (£34)<br />Because his butt needs love, too.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.ooh-lala.co.uk/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=1775&amp;idOptionArray=30%7C27">Dreamgirl Underwire Bustier with studded trim</a> (£53)<br />For those slutgrrl moods. <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">Hush, you!</span><br /><br /><a href="http://www.ooh-lala.co.uk/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=1911&amp;idOptionArray=">Fleshlight Ice Butt</a> (£40)<br />It's the "Ice" part that's intriguing... 'cause I <span style="font-style: italic;">so</span> like to watch.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.ooh-lala.co.uk/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=504&amp;idOptionArray=">Glass Worxx Crystal Pacifier</a> (£15)<br />Glass! So versatile. So pretty.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.ooh-lala.co.uk/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=505&amp;idOptionArray=">Glass Worxx Diamond Dazzler</a> (£19)<br />More glass! Have two glass-hungry orifices, after all.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.ooh-lala.co.uk/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=1835&amp;idOptionArray=455">Dreamgirl Sleepwear pants</a> (£22)<br />Wouldn't YOU want to have a lover parading around the bedroom in these? (Abs not included... unfortunately.)<br /><br />TOTAL £495<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-2002382779611275165?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-73755786884869481782009-06-27T07:00:00.003-04:002010-05-19T17:30:04.968-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 140px; height: 250px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SjqRVcFH8VI/AAAAAAAACNk/hmpAGbPtAVU/s400/Shunga1.jpg" alt="Shunga Secret Garden" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348747304956850514" border="0" /><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 125px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SjqRALr8EFI/AAAAAAAACNc/92A87zjZH-E/s400/Shunga2.jpg" alt="Shunga Secret Garden" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348746939778994258" border="0" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Shunga Secret Garden is primarily billed as an arousal enhancer. It contains L-Arginine, which is a non-essential amino acid that is often used in combination with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yohimbine">yohimbine</a> to treat erectile dysfunction. L-Arginine is necessary for the synthesis of nitric oxide, a vasodilator and critical ingredient in pharmaceuticals such as Viagra. As for the other active ingredients, "<span style="font-style: italic;">Turnera aphrodisiaca</span>" is another term for <a href="http://www.rain-tree.com/damiana.htm">damiana</a>, a common herbal aphrodisiac.<br /><br />The flavor is listed as "undefined," but it's clearly peppermint with soapy undertones. (The scent is powerfully peppermint. I could smell it upon opening the box in which it was shipped.) The type is listed as "cream," but it's actually a clear gel liquid.<br /><br />The product's URL places it in the "sex-lubricants/ arousal-lubes" category, but I wouldn't necessarily call it a <span style="font-style: italic;">lubricant</span>. Yes, it's slippery, but internal use could be uncomfortable given the "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peppermint">mentha piperita</a>" ingredient. In addition, it contains <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glycerol">glycerin</a> (a sugar alcohol) and, while it does not "<span style="font-style: italic;">feed the bacteria that form plaques and cause dental cavities</span>," there are anecdotal reports of its association with yeast infections. Thus, I avoid internal use of products containing sweeteners of any kind.<br /><br />External use, on the other hand, is quite delightful. While this product won't create arousal where none exists, it does indeed serve to enhance sensation. It's not overwhelmingly strong on your soft pink parts, as is the off-label use of, say, <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2009/04/waaaaay-better-than-altoids.html">Perma Frost Schnapps</a>. I think the "mentha piperita" (peppermint) would probably accomplish the same without the added damiana and amino acids, though -- kinda like Altoids, but slippery. YMMV.<br /></div><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-7375578688486948178?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-33716019655687317962009-06-18T08:00:00.008-04:002009-06-24T09:50:07.202-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/Sjo3zzeWUUI/AAAAAAAACNU/pcYwXXftaGk/s1600-h/0405090817.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 229px; height: 293px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/Sjo3zzeWUUI/AAAAAAAACNU/pcYwXXftaGk/s400/0405090817.jpg" alt="USB Massager" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348648870586241346" border="0" /></a>It's kinda unfair to review a product when I can't find a link for its purchase, but *shrug* I picked up this little number on a whim at the <a href="http://www.charmcityfetishfair.com/">Charm City Fetish Fair</a>, and I gotta tell ya, it's a keeper. Two speeds (high &amp; low), not too loud, plugs into computer's USB port. There are nubbies on the (curved) long underside as well as on the end, so it functions well with point-on-clit or nestled between the labia.<br /><br />I wish I could find a link, 'cause I think this is full of win for cyberers.</div><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-3371601965568731796?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-74175434939258153042009-06-12T09:52:00.004-04:002009-06-24T09:50:30.615-04:00It's a Twitter contest/giveaway! Reviewer Epiphora is giving away two brand new bumpy glass dildos. Simply tweet the following to enter:<br /><blockquote style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">RT @Epiphora: I’m giving away a set of two bumpy glass dildos! Retweet to enter. Rules + picture: http://is.gd/Cldd.</blockquote>Good luck!<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com">Alessia</a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-7417543493925815304?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-1441036961760000932009-06-08T06:45:00.002-04:002009-06-24T09:50:54.457-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Ten minutes of hands-on (and mouth-on) instruction. Totally NOT WORK SAFE (as if anything here is).<br /></div><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><br /><center><object width="640" height="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.megaporn.com/e/G5MOUOQG2025e11bc105a34f19a02aa62bf48a83"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.megaporn.com/e/G5MOUOQG2025e11bc105a34f19a02aa62bf48a83" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="480"></embed></object></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-144103696176000093?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-58058663025653336202009-06-06T09:00:00.003-04:002009-06-24T09:51:11.666-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/videos-dvds-lgbt/adult-dvd-champion?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/Sh3jJIByHmI/AAAAAAAACLQ/1SVAgl_c7sk/s400/Champion.jpg" alt="Champion" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340674479044566626" border="0" /></a>I haven't had much luck (I typed "lick" the first time. It's hardwired.) with DVDs reviewed here--the exception being <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2009/03/bill-desiree-love-is-timeless.html"><span style="font-style: italic;">Bill &amp; Desiree</span></a>, but that almost doesn't count 'cause the documentary-style Comstock Films are in a league of their own. <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2008/12/mans-ruin.html"><span style="font-style: italic;">Man's Ruin</span></a> was too weird for words, and <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2009/03/annie-sprinkles-amazing-world-of-orgasm.html">Annie Sprinkle</a>... well, let's just say she must be an acquired taste.<br /><br />I was hoping <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://store.babeland.com/videos-dvds-lgbt/adult-dvd-champion?kbid=269">Champion</a> would turn the tide. Instead, I'm afraid it just set the porn bar too high. There is a real plot in this 90-minute flick, though having read the storyline on the website prior to watching made it easier to grok 'cause the limited dialog sounded muffled. (A couple times, we backed up the DVD to listen again.) It's got the whole 3-act play story arc thing goin' on, and it's not badly acted. Take out the sex, and the film would be about 15 minutes long, so there's no need to worry about too little sex. Each sex scene (there are 5, and they are each distinctive) is fully-realized without excessive camera cuts. There is NO "cheesey outer layer" here. The actors give NO indication that they are performing for the cameras, which is absolutely wonderful.<br /><br />I found the sex extremely hot for a variety of reasons, not least of which was the utter lack of misogyny found in the vast majority of porn. The bodies were all deliciously lean and toned (NOT stick figures or enormous-breasted "bimbo" types) in a way that says, "I respect myself." Win! However, from a casting perspective, the characters of <a href="http://champion-movie.com/castcrew/dallas.html">Violet</a>, <a href="http://champion-movie.com/castcrew/sydblakovich.html">Jessie</a>, and <a href="http://champion-movie.com/castcrew/jizlee.html">Cathy</a> were almost too similar in stature, hair, and tone. Fortunately, it's a look that appeals to me-- especially the impish features of <a href="http://www.jizlee.com/">Jiz Lee</a>.<br /><br />The lack of gender conformity in most of the cast was a bit off-putting to my partner, but I found it refreshing and honest. The visual is not a turn <span style="font-style: italic;">on</span>... but it's not a turn <span style="font-style: italic;">off</span>, either. If that makes any sense. (Whereas the over-the-top airbrushed silicone-enhanced centerfold types do nothing but make me angry at myself for feeling wrinkled and fat and... inferior. Bleh. Get that shit out of my face. It is NOT a turn on.) The integrity IS a turn on. Being yourself in the midst of pressure to conform is huge for me, and something that requires courage and determination.<br /><br />The drum score added to the tension and its resolution, rather than providing lame techno accompaniment, and it didn't drown out the genuine-sounding vocalizations of the actors. There was never an obviously-faked orgasm, and without a biological penis on the set, no obligatory money shots. Huzzah! The dick was not missed, believe me. <a href="http://sydblakovich.com/">Syd Blakovich</a> can drive a strap as well as (or better) than any I've ever seen--and look as sleek and toned as a panther while doing it.<br /><br />The film was exceptionally well-directed (by <a href="http://search.babeland.com/?Ntt=Shine+Louise+Houston&N=1000030&Nty=1&sid=121B70161DE8?kbid=269">Shine Louise Houston</a>) and edited. The fact that the sex scenes ran a little long by conventional, instant-gratification standards only served to make them feel more genuine and satisfying.<br /><br />Two thumbs up for <a href="http://store.babeland.com/videos-dvds-lgbt/adult-dvd-champion?kbid=269">Champion</a>!<br /><br /></div>Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><br />Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/videos-dvds-lgbt/adult-dvd-champion?kbid=269">Babeland</a> has to say:<br /><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">For porn that is so much more than just porn, get knocked out by the adult DVD <b>Champion</b>, award-winning director <a href="http://search.babeland.com/?Ntt=Shine+Louise+Houston&N=1000030&Nty=1&sid=121B70161DE8?kbid=269">Shine Louise Houston</a>’s latest masterpiece. Don’t get us wrong, this film features plenty of scorching-hot queer sex, but it’s also got a strong, captivating plot. Hotshot martial artist Jessie Easton is training for the fight of her career, yet she’s haunted by past love and current, undeniable attraction to her opponent, Violet Vahn. Throw in some conflict with corrupt nemesis Bobby Malone, and you’ve got an intensely erotic and masterful crossover film. Whether Jessie wins or loses the fight, you’ll be squirming in more ways than one. <i>Please refer to our <a href="http://www.babeland.com/order-info#return">return policy</a> for this product.</i></div><ul><li>Released: 2008</li><li>Length: 90 minutes</li><li>Director: Shine Louise Houston</li><li>Noteworthy Stars: Syd Blakovich, Madison Young, Jiz Lee, Dylan Ryan</li></ul></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-5805866302565333620?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-57832179591560724122009-06-01T04:51:00.015-04:002009-06-24T09:51:31.773-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://blog.sextoys.com/2009/04/11/ginger-leighs-fabulous-shopping-spree/"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 191px; height: 248px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SiOX2Xrid-I/AAAAAAAACLg/pwFKBC5VgUE/s400/free_sextoys_contest.jpg" alt="Ginger Leigh’s Fabulous Shopping Spree" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342280543316899810" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Toys for Tarts</span> is entering <a href="http://blog.sextoys.com/2009/04/11/ginger-leighs-fabulous-shopping-spree/">Ginger Leigh’s Fabulous Shopping Spree</a>, and if we win, we'll review the booty right here throughout the rest of 2009. So, without further ado, here's my wish list (in no particular order) and reasons:<br /></div><ol><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/SE9735-14/Aphrodite-Rechargeable-Massager/">Aphrodite Rechargeable Massager</a> ($67.89)<br /><div style="text-align: justify;">I've been reading some interesting things about infrared light/heat and improved circulation, which I believe should be thoroughly investigated as relates to sexual arousal.</div></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/CLA96015/Behind-the-Green-Door-Classic-DVD/">Behind the Green Door - Classic DVD</a> ($37.89)<br />I lose all porn cred when I admit I haven't seen this. Yet.<br /></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/FUN24103/Tiger-Red/">Tiger Red</a> ($70.99)<br />It's from Fun Factory and will fit my harness. 'Nuff said.<br /></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/LS03/Little-Su-Natural-Dildo-Black/">Little Su Natural Dildo - Black</a> ($70.89)<br />This is just so funky looking that I've gotta try it.<br /></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/FUN24006/Curve-Violet/">Curve Violet</a> ($70.99)<br />It's beautiful, even if it is dildo <span style="font-style: italic;">de rigueur </span>purple. (And it's from Fun Factory!)<br /></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/FUN24773/Wave-Turquoise/">Wave Turquoise</a> ($70.99)<br />Can you tell I have a FFF (Fun Factory fetish)? I love the shape of this one.<br /></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/TO3150-9/Liquid-Sex-Hemp-Aphrodisiac-Boost/">Liquid Sex Hemp Aphrodisiac Boost</a> ($12.19)<br />I'm curious what "natural aphrodisiacs" are... as opposed to "unnatural" ones.<br /></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/TO3350-9/Climax-Intensify-Lube-2-oz59-ml/">Climax® Intensify Lube</a><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/TO3350-9/Climax-Intensify-Lube-2-oz59-ml/"> (2 oz/59 ml)</a> ($19.49)<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"> Any product that claims to stimulate blood flow and enhance arousal piques my interest.<br /></div></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/TO3334-4/Lure-Unisex-Pheromone-Cologne/">Lure Unisex, Pheromone Cologne</a> ($21.49)<br />The pheromones, they be intriguing.<br /></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/BA003/Liquid-V-Display-50pcs/">Liquid V Display 50pcs</a> ($126.49)<br />Something to share with the commenters!<br /></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/SE0798-14/Diva-Pleasure-Purple/">Diva Pleasure Purple</a> ($38.89)<br />"Strategically placed back door probe" -- WOOT!<br /></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/SE0508-20/Scoop-Lover-pink/">Scoop Lover (pink)</a> ($20.19)<br />I've had good luck with the hard plastic vibes from CalEx.<br /></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/SE9710-10/Juno-Weighted-Pelvic-Exerciser/">Juno Weighted Pelvic Exerciser</a> ($38.89)<br />I've tried the ball-type kegel exercisers. It's time to try the wand variety.<br /></li><br /><li> <a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/SI2013/Natural-Contour-Energie/">Natural Contour Energie</a> ($33.89)<br />I have to have a basis for comparison, of course. One is never enough.<br /></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/PD9155-00/Black-Light-Body-Paint-Encounter/">Black Light Body Paint Encounter</a> ($20.89)<br />Just sounds like some funky fun!<br /></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/LL001/Liquid-Latex-black-16oz/">Liquid Latex black 16oz</a> ($21.99)<br />This has serious Halloween costume potential. Wish there was a glow-in-the-dark variety.<br /></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/CNVEF-EH1110-01/Happy-Penis-1oz-Raging-Mint/">Happy Penis - 1oz - Raging Mint</a> ($5.19)<br />"Warming and tingling." That's a WIN-WIN in my book!<br /></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/CNVEF-EH1110-04/Happy-Penis-1oz-Big-Banana/">Happy Penis - 1oz - Big Banana</a> ($5.19)<br />I just love the name.<br /></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/VIV96018/Award-Winning-Sex-Scenes-DVD/">Award Winning Sex Scenes</a><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/VIV96018/Award-Winning-Sex-Scenes-DVD/"> (DVD)</a> ($22.19)<br />All the porn, none of the cheesy pseudo-plot pre-sex attempts at acting. Efficient!<br /></li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/DJ2005-01/Black-Leather-Gates-of-Hell/"><br /></a><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/DJ2005-01/Black-Leather-Gates-of-Hell/"> Black Leather Gates of Hell</a> ($21.49)<br />If all else fails, I'll have a cool looking bracelet.<br /></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/SE1870-03/Adonis-Pouch/">Adonis Pouch</a> ($29.89)<br />He took one look at it, and his rather fearful expression was all the reason I needed to add it to this list.<br /></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/CNVXR-RO100-BLUE/Rude-Boy/">Rude Boy</a> ($74.89)<br />I love my Rock Chick. Stands to reason the guy version would also be loved.<br /></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/ALE96008/Ultimate-Massage-DVD/">Ultimate Massage - DVD</a> ($31.89)<br />A skill I've been wanting to enhance!<br /></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/MPE084/Toygasms-Guide-to-Sex-Toys-and-Techniques/">Toygasms! Guide to Sex Toys and Techniques</a> ($22.19)<br />Well, of course this blog needs to review this book.<br /></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.sextoys.com/product/PD3417-00/Black-Latex-Gauntlets/">Black Latex Gauntlets</a> ($32.89)<br />Every slut needs a pair... or three.<br /></li><br /></ol><span style="font-weight: bold;">TOTAL: $989.85</span><br /><br />Wanna make your own list? Go here for details:<br /><a href="http://blog.sextoys.com/2009/04/11/ginger-leighs-fabulous-shopping-spree/">http://blog.sextoys.com/2009/04/11/ginger-leighs-fabulous-shopping-spree/</a><br /><br />Cross your fingers! Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-5783217959156072412?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-27447426425516867192009-05-21T10:00:00.003-04:002009-06-24T09:51:48.084-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.sheaflex70.com/sheaflex70/"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 229px; height: 242px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/Sgs-MJft_5I/AAAAAAAACEA/-fHAhl5PjgY/s400/Joyn_sheaflex70_Header.jpg" alt="SheaFlex70" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335426561978793874" border="0" /></a>This post is part product review and part public service announcement. <span style="font-style: italic;">Toys for Tarts</span> does <span style="font-weight: bold;">not</span> have a vested (affiliate) interest in this product.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">I am a 46-year-old woman with a history of fibromyalgia, depression, and insulin resistance. While my health issues are under control (at times, I believe, tenuously so), I still experience joint pain -- especially when I (over) indulge in the activities I like the most: rowdy sex, taekwondo, hiking, etc.<br /><br />While in the throes of the worst of my pain-obesity-insomnia-depression cycle, I abused NSAIDs. I would put eight 200mg ibuprofen on my nightstand, pop them when the alarm rang in the morning, then hit the snooze for 20 minutes until they enabled me to get out of bed through the pain. Throughout the day, depending on how many times I would have to lift my children, I'd take up to another dozen tablets. I was afraid to carry my son up or down the stairs for fear that my knees would buckle and I'd drop him. Given that I was lugging around an extra 100# on my own frame, another 20-30 in toddler really made a difference. I took enough NSAIDs over a period of 3-4 years to experience "rebound" inflammation, which makes the pain even worse.<br /><br />I'm rambling. Sorry. My point is that, due to my history/experience, I'm hesitant to take <span style="font-style: italic;">any</span> drugs these days. I have to HURT before I'll resort to a single tablet. I feel the twinges of despair every time I have an ache that lasts longer than a few hours because I know what chronic pain does to my physical and emotional well-being.<br /><br />So, when my knees and shoulder started bothering me, I tried the common supplement glucosamine chondroitin. Many people swear by it, but it did nothing for me. I chanced upon a new product while searching online for shea butter products -- skin emollients (another of my fetishes).<br /><br />This product is a supplement for joint health called <a href="http://www.sheaflex70.com/sheaflex70/">SheaFlex70</a>. It is only available via the Walgreen's drugstore chain and online order. It is not cheap. But I was just desperate enough to give it a try. With a $10 off coupon**, I got a month's supply for $30.<br /><br />Can I just say <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">WOW</span>? I noticed an improvement in the general achey-ness after just 3 days of per-label use. Within a month, the stiffness was GONE. I've since cut back to 1/3 of the dose for maintenance, so the $30 bottle now lasts me 90 days. If I have a particularly strenuous workout, I may re-up the dose for a couple days to keep the inflammation at bay.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS PRODUCT FOR JOINT PAIN SUFFERERS!</span><br /><br />Here's what the website says...<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="red"></span></div><blockquote><div class="leftcol sIFR-replaced"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="red">SheaFlex70</span>’s patented active ingredient, shea triterpenes, is found within the pit of the fruit of the shea tree, Africa’s “Tree of Life.” <span class="red">SheaFlex70</span> is the only product available with shea triterpenes, considered nature’s most powerful inflammation fighter.* Shea triterpenes have been proven not only to reduce joint-specific inflammation but also to support Type II collagen, the primary element of the 70% of cartilage that provides structure and smoothness to your joints.*<br /></div><span class="red"></span><ul><li style="text-align: justify;"><span class="red">SheaFlex70</span> dramatically helps relieve joint discomfort and joint-specific inflammation.* When you reduce pain and swelling in the joints, you lay the foundation for getting your body back into balance.</li><li style="text-align: justify;"><span class="red">SheaFlex70</span> helps safely reduce the breakdown of the joints’ most abundant collagen, Type II collagen.* Collagen makes up 70% of joint cartilage, which keeps the bones in a joint from rubbing together.</li></ul></div><div class="leftcol sIFR-replaced"><object data="/chaletparis1960readable.swf" name="sIFR_replacement_0" id="sIFR_replacement_0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" class="sIFR-flash" width="200" height="65"><param value="id=sIFR_replacement_0&amp;content=welcome%252C%2520more%2520readers&amp;width=200&amp;height=65&amp;renderheight=65&amp;link=&amp;target=&amp;size=29&amp;css=.sIFR-root%257Bcolor%253A%252300A4E4%253B%257D&amp;cursor=default&amp;tunewidth=0&amp;tuneheight=0&amp;offsetleft=&amp;offsettop=&amp;fitexactly=false&amp;preventwrap=false&amp;forcesingleline=false&amp;antialiastype=&amp;thickness=&amp;sharpness=&amp;kerning=&amp;gridfittype=pixel&amp;flashfilters=&amp;opacity=100&amp;blendmode=&amp;selectable=true&amp;fixhover=true&amp;events=false&amp;delayrun=false&amp;version=419" name="flashvars"><param value="" name="wmode"><param value="#FFFFFF" name="bgcolor"><param value="always" name="allowScriptAccess"><param value="best" name="quality"></object></div></blockquote>If you give it a try, please leave a comment &amp; let me know how it works for you!<br /><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><br /><span class="subhead">**Use this code when you buy online and save $10: <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">MMSHEAFLEX</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-2744742642551686719?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-73495489805606509742009-05-20T00:00:00.004-04:002009-06-24T09:52:04.463-04:00If you're fortunate enough to live near one of these locations, check out the offline events<blink><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">*</span></blink> at Babeland. Many are free. All are fabulous!<br /><br /><blink><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">*</span></blink><span style="font-size:78%;">If the table formatting is wonky, just click on the title link to view it on the site. :)<br /></span><br /><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">Babeland Events Calendar</span> </div><table width="100%" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr valign="top"><td width="30%"> <div id="events-new-york"> <h2>New York</h2> <div class="event-listing-month-links"> <span style="font-size:78%;">Jump to Events for: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/events/#NewYorkMay">May</a> - <a href="http://www.babeland.com/events/#NewYorkJun">Jun</a> - <a href="http://www.babeland.com/events/#NewYorkJul">Jul</a> - <a href="http://www.babeland.com/events/#Other">Other</a></span> </div> <a name="NewYorkMay"></a> <h3 class="event-listing-month-header">May:</h3> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="event-listing-title">Babeland and Rooftop Films present: Romantic Short Films: Endless Forgiveness</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Friday, May 22, 08:00PM, $9 - $25</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">Join Babeland and Rooftop Films for an evening rooftop screening of Endless Forgiveness. Every year Rooftop Films puts together a program of short films about sex and romance, but unlike the so-called romantic films at the multiplexes, the films that they show don’t reinforce stereotypes and reassure audiences. Bring a picnic and blanket and enjoy the show. For more information, follow the Register Now link below. Each show will also feature a $200 gift bag giveaway! (Open Road Rooftop, 350 Grand Street @ Essex, LES)</div> <a href="http://rooftopfilms.bside.com/2009/films/romanceshortsendlessforgiveness_rooftopfilms2009">Register Now</a><br /><br /><!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="event-listing-title">Easy Bondage with Midori</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Sunday, May 24, 08:00PM, $60/Couple</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">Try sexy, fun and easy erotic bondage without expensive gear or complicated ropes! Midori, the reigning queen of kink, teaches fun positions, techniques, sexual sensation enhancements and safe non-rope ties and dildo harnesses. Bring a thick beach towel or yoga mat, a pillow, and wear comfortable clothing for practice time (all fully clothed). Scarves and cloth will be provided, or bring your own. Couples of all orientations or intimately comfortable friends are encouraged to attend. Midori, an acclaimed writer and lecturer, is the author of bestselling books "The Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage" and "Wild Side Sex." Limited space. Reserve tickets in store or by calling 212.966.2120. Learn more about Midori at www.PlanetMidori.com. (SoHo) WIN A PAIR OF TICKETS FOR THIS WORKSHOP! Tell us why you and your partner want to get tied up and Midori will choose the winners who will receive free tickets ($60 value), a copy of Midori’s book, “The Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage” and the opportunity to write a short entry about your experience on Babeland’s blog at babeland.com. Entries must be received by noon on Thursday, May 21 at funstuff@babeland.com. </div> <a href="mailto:funstuff@babeland.com">Register Now</a><br /><!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="event-listing-title">Mating in Captivity: Reviving Desire </div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Sunday, May 31, 08:00PM, FREE!</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">A discussion with Esther Perel and Ian Kerner - Why does great sex so often fade? Why does deep intimacy not guarantee good sex? Why is the forbidden so erotic? Why does the transition to parenthood so often spell erotic disaster? In this illuminating workshop, learn how to put the X back in sex and start bringing lust home. Ian Kerner is a sex therapist and New York Times best-selling author of books including She Comes First and Love in the Time of Colic. Esther Perel is a couple and family therapist in private practice in NYC. She is the author of the international best seller, Mating in Captivity: Unlocking Erotic Intelligence, now available in 25 languages. (SoHo)</div> <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/locations">Contact Store for More Information</a> <!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <a name="NewYorkJun"></a> <h3 class="event-listing-month-header">June:</h3> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="event-listing-title">Art of the Blow Job</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Sunday, June 07, 08:00PM, $35</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">Learn how to give great head. Babeland Sex Educators tell you how to find the sweet spots, discuss never-fail oral sex tips, hand and tongue techniques and demonstrate the perfect toys to blow his mind. (SoHo)</div> <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/locations">Contact Store for More Information</a><br /><!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="event-listing-title">Tantric Erogenous Zones for Couples</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Sunday, June 14, 08:00PM, $60/Couple</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">In Tantric sexual practice, there are areas of the body that can be stimulated to produce heightened states of prolonged arousal. In this workshop, Mark Michaels and Patricia Johnson, founders of The Pleasure Salon and a devoted married couple who have been teaching Tantra together since 1999, will help you discover and manipulate these zones. This workshop is open to couples of all relationship styles, configurations and gender identities. Please bring yoga mats or towels and wear comfortable clothing. (SoHo)</div> <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/locations">Contact Store for More Information</a><br /><!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="event-listing-title">Queer Eye for the Sex Toy Buy</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Thursday, June 25, 07:00PM, FREE!</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">We’re pretty sure that it was queers who invented sex toys—and if we didn’t invent them, at the very least, we perfected their use. And made them safe for the rest of the world. And added the sparkles. After all, we do all the things straight folks do—we just do it with more accessories. So if you consider yourself gay, lesbian, bisexual, intersexed, transgender, queer or questioning and are looking for a new sex toy, some harness and dildo tips, or some affordable safer sex supplies, stop by the store for free mini-workshops at 8pm and 9pm and goodies. (LES)</div> <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/locations">Contact Store for More Information</a><br /><!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="event-listing-title">Pride Stop-Light Flirt Party</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Sunday, June 28, 08:00PM, FREE!</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">After the Pride parade, join Babeland and our sexiest customers for a night of color-coded fun and flirting--wear red if you’re taken and are just there to party, yellow if your eye could be caught by someone special, or green if it’s go, go, go! Celebrate Pride with like-minded folks, get your flirt on, and dance your ass off! Complimentary snacks and drinks will be served. (SoHo)</div> <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/locations">Contact Store for More Information</a> <!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <a name="NewYorkJul"></a> <h3 class="event-listing-month-header">July:</h3> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="event-listing-title">Burlesque 101</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Sunday, July 12, 08:00PM, $35</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">Learn sexy burlesque moves including bumps, grinds, shimmies, and chair dancing, along with hip, shoulder, and other body isolations taught by New York City star burlesque performer (and Babeland Sex Educator!) Darlinda Just Darlinda. No prior experience is necessary and nudity is not required. Be sure to wear comfortable clothing and shoes that you can dance in. Feather boas, gloves and pasties will be provided courtesy of the New York School of Burlesque. This is a class for women only.</div> <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/locations">Contact Store for More Information</a><br /><!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="event-listing-title">Cheap Date Night</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Friday, July 17, 07:00PM, FREE!</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">Bring your sweetie to Babeland for a night of frugal flirting! Enjoy a free mini-workshop about the G-Spot and P-Spot while snacking on complimentary treats. The first 25 couples receive a free gift bag with Babeland goodies and discounted coupons to use that night for other cheap date night activities on the L.E.S. - including discount tickets to Sunshine Cinema's midnight movie! (LES)</div> <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/locations">Contact Store for More Information</a><br /><!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="event-listing-title">G-Spot 101 and Female Ejaculation</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Sunday, July 26, 08:00PM, $35</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">Earth-shattering orgasms? Yes! Female ejaculation? It’s possible! Babeland Sex Educators guide you through the G-spot--where to find it, how to stimulate it, and what orgasmic things could happen when you do. (SoHo)</div> <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/locations">Contact Store for More Information</a> <!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> </div> </td> <td width="30%"> <div id="events-seattle"> <h2>Seattle</h2> <div class="event-listing-month-links"> <span style="font-size:78%;">Jump to Events for: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/events/#SeattleMay">May</a> - <a href="http://www.babeland.com/events/#SeattleJun">Jun</a> - <a href="http://www.babeland.com/events/#SeattleJul">Jul</a> - <a href="http://www.babeland.com/events/#Other">Other</a></span> </div> <a name="SeattleMay"></a> <h3 class="event-listing-month-header">May:</h3> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="event-listing-title">Cheap Date Night</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Wednesday, May 20, 07:00PM, FREE!</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">You won't spend a dime attending our free event, but you will learn things that will turn date night into a late night! Enjoy mini-workshops on fellatio, the G-spot, and sex positions. The first 25 couples will receive a gift bag full of toys, tips, and a discount card.</div> <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/locations">Contact Store for More Information</a><br /><br /><!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="event-listing-title">Female Ejaculation and the G-Spot with Deborah Sundahl</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Sunday, May 31, 07:30PM, $35</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">Deborah Sundahl is the leading expert on female ejaculation. Her books, videos, and teachings reach international audiences. Since all women have a G-spot, all women can ejaculate. Learn what the G-spot is and how G-spot orgasms differ from clitoral orgasms, as well as how to stimulate the G-Spot to lead to ejaculation. This is a great class for people looking to help their partners ejaculate, as well.</div> <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/locations">Contact Store for More Information</a> <!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <a name="SeattleJun"></a> <h3 class="event-listing-month-header">June:</h3> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="event-listing-title">Babeland Brunch Series: Strap-Ons</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Sunday, June 07, 11:00AM, FREE!</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">So many options! Where to begin? Learn the differences between the many types of harnesses and how to choose the perfect fit and a toy to go with it. We’ll show you easy positions for beginners and great tips to make your Bend Over Boyfriend, or girl-on-girl action, as fun as it looks in the movies.</div> <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/locations">Contact Store for More Information</a><br /><!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="event-listing-title">How To Please Your Woman</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Sunday, June 14, 07:30PM, $35</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">You’ve got the tools and know-how to fix the car or a broken dishwasher. Get the right equipment and techniques to drive a woman wild in bed, too. We’ll share all the secret tips and tricks about all her pleasure points: oral sex, the G-spot, sex toys for two, and more so you can be the best lover she’s ever had!</div> <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/locations">Contact Store for More Information</a><br /><!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;" class="event-listing-title">Porn Night</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Wednesday, June 17, 07:00PM, FREE!</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">Porn has come a long way baby, and you really need to see it to believe it. We’ll showcase some of our favorite porn clips, highlighting work from hot female directors, professional films starring real couples, and movies deserving of an Oscar nod (at least in the production department!) Free popcorn.</div> <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/locations">Contact Store for More Information</a><br /><!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;" class="event-listing-title">Queer Eye for the Sex Toy Buy</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Thursday, June 25, 07:00PM, FREE!</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">We’re pretty sure that it was queers who invented sex toys—and if we didn’t invent them, at the very least, we perfected their use. And made them safe for the rest of the world. And added the sparkles. After all, we do all the things straight folks do—we just do it with more accessories. So if you consider yourself gay, lesbian, bisexual, intersexed, transgender, queer, or questioning and are looking for a new sex toy, some hot BJ tips, or some affordable safer sex supplies, stop by the store for free mini-workshops and free goodies. (7-8 Strap-ons, Cunnilingus, G-spot) (8-9 Fellatio, prostate play, toys for boys).</div> <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/locations">Contact Store for More Information</a> <!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <a name="SeattleJul"></a> <h3 class="event-listing-month-header">July:</h3> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="event-listing-title">Babeland Brunch Series: Bottoms Up</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Sunday, July 05, 11:00AM, FREE!</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">All butts like stimulation, so whether you want to unlock the secrets of prostate pleasure, or simply explore backdoor eroticism, Babeland’s Sex Educators tell you everything you need to get started. We will demystify common myths, address cleanliness concerns and suggest the best toys for beginners.</div> <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/locations">Contact Store for More Information</a><br /><!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="event-listing-title">Sex Toys for Couples</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Sunday, July 19, 07:00PM, FREE!</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">Ignite your sex play with some of the new sex toys designed especially for couples. Discover hands-free stimulation, explore spontaneity with remote vibrators, or take phone sex to new heights. Butt toys, strap-ons, and sensual treats will also be covered in this toy tour led by Babeland Sex Educators.</div> <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/locations">Contact Store for More Information</a> <!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> </div> </td> <td width="30%"> <div id="events-brooklyn"> <h2>Brooklyn</h2> <div class="event-listing-month-links"> <span style="font-size:78%;">Jump to Events for: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/events/#brooklynMay">May</a> - <a href="http://www.babeland.com/events/#brooklynJun">Jun</a> - <a href="http://www.babeland.com/events/#brooklynJul">Jul</a> - <a href="http://www.babeland.com/events/#Other">Other</a></span> </div> <a name="brooklynMay"></a> <h3 class="event-listing-month-header">May:</h3> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="event-listing-title">Raising Sex-Positive Kids</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Wednesday, May 27, 07:00PM, FREE!</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">This month’s event will feature sexuality educator, Amy Levine, who will share tips about how to talk with your kids about sexuality-related topics. This discussion is for parents who would like to raise sexually healthy children but aren’t sure where to start, what to say or how to keep conversations open and ongoing. Complimentary refreshments will be served. The Sexy Moms Series is jointly sponsored by New Space for Women’s Health. www.newspacenyc.org</div> <a href="http://www.newspacenyc.org/">Register Now</a><br /><br /><!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;" class="event-listing-title">Art of the Blow Job</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Thursday, May 28, 08:00PM, $35</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">Learn how to give great head. Babeland Sex Educators tell you how to find the sweet spots, discuss never-fail oral sex tips, hand and tongue techniques and demonstrate the perfect toys to blow his mind. </div> <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/locations">Contact Store for More Information</a> <!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <a name="brooklynJun"></a> <h3 class="event-listing-month-header">June:</h3> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;" class="event-listing-title">Babeland Brooklyn's 1 Year Anniversary</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Sunday, June 07, 12:00PM, FREE!</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">2,000 Brooklynites attended a Babeland event and got sex tips. 15,000 bought a sex toy! Yes, Brooklyn, it’s been a year of great sex. Celebrate with us and share the love. Get your photo taken with the Babeland Vulva, dance to the beats of DJ Primate, win prizes in hourly raffles and enjoy complimentary treats and beverages. The first 50 people get awesome Babeland gift bags.</div> <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/locations">Contact Store for More Information</a><br /><!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="event-listing-title">Babeland Celebrates Brooklyn Pride</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Saturday, June 13, 11:00AM, FREE!</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">Babeland takes pride in being a sex-positive space for all gender identities and orientations and is proud to support the LGBT community. Visit our booth at the Pride Festival in Prospect Park for free Babeland swag and discounts!</div> <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/locations">Contact Store for More Information</a><br /><!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;" class="event-listing-title">Babeland Brunch Series: Harnesses and Dildos</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Sunday, June 14, 12:00PM, FREE!</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">Coffee and muffins and sex toys, oh my! Indulge both your appetite and your sexual curiosity at our monthly Babeland Brunch. Meet the Babeland staff, learn more about our products and enjoy complimentary caffeine and baked goods from Blue Sky Bakery. Enjoy this month’s FREE mini-workshop: Harnesses and Dildos.</div> <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/locations">Contact Store for More Information</a><br /><!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;" class="event-listing-title">Father's Day Celebration</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Sunday, June 21, 12:00PM, FREE!</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">Babeland supports all the Sexy Dads in Brooklyn and invites them to stop in for our all-day celebration! Enjoy complimentary refreshments, mini-workshops on toys for men, and hourly raffles for great prizes. All weekend, tell us you’re a dad and receive 10% off your purchase. Any dads bringing in their little bundles of joy receive a special Babeland gift bag.</div> <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/locations">Contact Store for More Information</a><br /><!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="event-listing-title">Sex and the New Dad</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Wednesday, June 24, 07:00PM, FREE!</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">This month’s event will feature Dr. Moritz, a male OB/GYN, who will speak to men about the pre- and post-partum changes going on in their partner’s bodies. Perfect for expectant dads, new dads and anyone who would like to learn more about how hormones, breastfeeding, and sleep deprivation can affect their partner. Complimentary refreshments will be served. The Sexy Moms Series is jointly sponsored by New Space for Women’s Health. www.newspacenyc.org</div> <a href="http://www.newspacenyc.org/">Register Now</a> <!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <a name="brooklynJul"></a> <h3 class="event-listing-month-header">July:</h3> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;" class="event-listing-title">Babeland Brunch Series: Cunnilingus</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Sunday, July 12, 12:00PM, FREE!</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">Coffee and muffins and sex toys, oh my! Indulge both your appetite and your sexual curiosity at our monthly Babeland Brunch. Meet the Babeland staff, learn more about our products and enjoy complimentary caffeine and baked goods from Blue Sky Bakery. Enjoy this month’s free mini-workshop: Cunnilingus.</div> <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/locations">Contact Store for More Information</a><br /><!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="event-listing-title">How To Please Your Man</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Thursday, July 23, 08:00PM, $35</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">Explore the myriad ways you can please your man, from oral sex to toys for boys. Babeland Sex Educators will teach you everything we know about the joys and merits of hand jobs, blow jobs, and prostate stimulation. Enhance your techniques, learn new positions and get tips for more fun in bed.</div> <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/locations">Contact Store for More Information</a><br /><!--<a href="#" attributes="href event/event_url" define=""> 32" tal:omit-tag="long_event" tal:content="register"></a>--> </div> <div class="event-listing"> <div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" class="event-listing-title">Sexy Moms Series: Sex During Pregnancy</div> <div class="event-listing-date"> <strong> Wednesday, July 29, 07:00PM, FREE!</strong> </div> <div class="event-listing-description">Thanks to an exciting partnership with New Space for Women’s Health, our Sexy Moms series is being relaunched! This month’s event will feature Erica Lyon, a childbirth educator and founder/owner of Realbirth: Childbirth Education and Post-Partum Support, who will talk about "Sex During and After Pregnancy." Perfect for expectant moms, new moms, their partners and anyone who would like to learn more! Complimentary refreshments. Co-sponsored by New Space for Women's Health. www.newspacenyc.org</div> <a href="http://www.newspacenyc.org/">Register Now</a></div></div></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-7349548980560650974?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-40258090964624852982009-05-13T20:30:00.001-04:002009-06-24T09:52:45.627-04:00<a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-slimline/gold-digger-vibe?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 81px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/Sdv_m7npBiI/AAAAAAAACBE/hz05qbPcrnU/s400/Gold+Digger+Vibe.jpg" alt="Gold Digger Vibe" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322128428972443170" border="0" /></a><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-slimline/gold-digger-vibe?kbid=269">Mr. Marcus Gold Digger Vibrator</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">I will say right now that on receiving this vibe to review I had no idea who Mr. Marcus was, or what his association with Doc Johnson is, seeing as how her name is attached to this product as well. A Google search quickly rectified things, as I discovered Mr. Marcus is an adult film actor. I'll hazard a guess that an adult film actor doesn't truly graduate to "porn star" until he or she has a line of sex toys. Normally one would think their private parts are cast with plaster to mass manufacture dildos and sleeves in some Asian factory, but the Gold Digger has the look of a simple vibe, presumably for beginners.<br /><br />There are two varieties of the Gold Digger (for some reason I can't get Shirley Bassey's singing voice out of my head, so bear with me): a four-inch and a 6.5-inch. I was given the latter, marked on the package as "Big Daddy's Favorite." Whether Big Daddy prefers to use this on himself or others is not specified, but it is definitely not modeled realistically on any part of any daddy. The black surface is all smooth and soft to the touch—not hard plastic but not quite the squishy silicone I'm used to, either. If you recall my review last year of the <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2008/08/grapevine-vibe.html">Grapevine Vibe</a>, you'll know the texture is the same. As for actual gold, there isn't any—the base of the toy is bejeweled with a bit of "bling" which, though it would look pretty while standing the vibe upright on a table or something—doesn't really do much for the toy's performance. <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-slimline/gold-digger-vibe?kbid=269">Babeland</a> describes this toy as:<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>Get your bling on—with minimal investment—thanks to the luxe-looking, super affordable Gold Digger vibrator. Classy golden jewels stud the bottom of the waterproof, velvety plastic shell, and gentle vibrations purr through the variable-speed dial, making this diva-pleaser just as handy for the clit as it is for penetration. Please use a condom for insertion to keep your jewels sitting pretty.</blockquote></div><blockquote><ul><li>Size: 6” x 1-1/4”</li><li>Material: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/sextoymaterials#hard?kbid=269">Hard plastic</a></li><li>Volume: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/vibeadvice#noise?kbid=269"><img src="http://store.babeland.com/catalog/images/rating/rating2.gif" alt="2 out of 5" /></a></li><li>Intensity: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/vibeadvice#vary?kbid=269"><img src="http://store.babeland.com/catalog/images/rating/rating2.gif" alt="2 out of 5" /></a></li><li>Batteries: Two <a href="http://store.babeland.com/batteries/battery-aa?kbid=269">AA</a></li></ul><div></div></blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">Batteries are not included, and neither are condoms. I will take issue with the volume rating on this toy because when I did turn it on, I thought it was quite loud for it ssize. Compared to the whisper-buzz of the Grapevine, the Gold Digger sounded like it actually was drilling the ground, even at a low speed.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />For penetration, the Gold Digger does offer some satisfaction. The curvature seemed to fit well, providing a nice friction when used. Clitoral stimulation took a bit longer than my usual bullet, but the vibrating sensation inside didn't feel uncomfortable or jarring, inside or out. This having a "velvet"-style exterior, it should definitely be cleaned well after use.<br /><br />Given its size and price ($20), the Gold Digger would make a good first vibrator for sex toy newbs, or a travel toy for anyone who doesn't want to pack the heavier stuff.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ Leigh Ellwood<br />www.leighellwood.com<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-4025809096462485298?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-69552439245993233452009-05-02T07:00:00.009-04:002009-06-24T09:53:49.863-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/safe-sex-lubes/lubricant-sliquid-organics-silk?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SeUzV5iJQgI/AAAAAAAACBk/RY2LN3W9NXQ/s400/Sliquid+Organics+Silk.jpg" alt="Sliquid Organics Silk" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324718585749783042" border="0" /></a>"Organic" things intrigue me. I don't quite understand them--or their allure--but I admit a fascination with the concept. I mean, the dictionary defines <span style="font-style: italic;">organic</span> as "characteristic of, pertaining to, or derived from living organisms." That covers a whole lotta territory, especially if one includes carbon composites -- which, in order to contain dimethicone (a common silicone lubricant) one must. So, organic simply means it was made from living or once-living stuff. Well, that's damned near everything on Earth now, isn't it?<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">But, be that as it may, organic has never been a selling point for me -- simply because it's such slippery word (which one might consider a good selling point for a lube -- but I digress).<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">This product is thick and creamy, in both texture and appearance. It's <span style="font-style: italic;">not</span> clear, as are most lubes these days. It looks like jizm, really. It doesn't drip like jizm, though. Stays put in a tidy little dollop. And it has no scent what.so.ever.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">I thought it had a very faint soapy aftertaste. My partner said it reminded him of sunscreen. We're both probably noticing the taste of the aloe, which is a major (#3) ingredient.<br /><br />As a lubricant, it worked just fine with <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2009/05/boss.html">The Boss</a>. It's non-staining, water-based, and water-soluble, so I didn't have to worry about if or where it went. And, since I tested solo, I didn't have to bother my pretty little head about that pesky aftertaste. I wouldn't reach for this product if oral sex was on the menu, though. It's not baaaaaaaad, mind you. Hell, I've tasted more soap on <span style="font-style: italic;">people</span> who haven't, perhaps, rinsed thoroughly. The action still happens, but there's an unnecessary distraction. Y'know? Why introduce distractions?<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">If it matters to you, the label says the ingredients are Vegan (yes, with a capital V) and most (but not all) of them have a little asterisks indicating they're "certified organic."<br /><br />The label also says it's hypoallergenic, which is another one of those slippery words. It means, "No one's allergic to this... unless they are." Anytime you have organic ingredients, there is the potential for allergic reaction. Period.<br /><br />So, given that most of the product's claims are not all that important to me, I still give it a positive review on form, function, and (lack of) friction. If "organic" and "Vegan" (with a capital V) and "hypoallergenic" are important to you, then you might want to give it a try!<br /></div><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><br />Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/safe-sex-lubes/lubricant-sliquid-organics-silk?kbid=269">Babeland</a> has to say:<br /><p style="text-align: justify;"></p><blockquote><p style="text-align: justify;">Go green (without sacrificing silkiness and staying power) with Sliquid Organics Silk lubricant. This water-based lube contains 12% hypoallergenic silicone for a creamy texture that lasts and lasts, making Sliquid Organics Silk a great choice for delicate, sensitive tissues. The earth- and body-friendly formula also contains organic extracts like soothing aloe vera, healing vitamin E, and invigorating green tea and hibiscus. The texture is similar to the standard <a href="http://store.babeland.com/safe-sex-lubes/sliquid-silk-8-oz?kbid=269">Sliquid Silk</a>. As always, <a href="http://store.babeland.com/brands-sliquid">Sliquid</a> lubes are glycerin-free and paraben-free. And once you’ve made your way through the bottle, it’s 100% recyclable. Not for use with silicone toys.</p><ul><li>Size: 4-1/5 ounces, 8-1/2 ounces</li><li>Formula Base: Water, silicone</li><li>Ingredients: Purified Water, Plant Cellulose (from Cotton), Aloe Barbadensis*, Natural Tocopherols (Vitamin E), Extracts of Hibiscus*, Flax*, Green Tea* &amp; Sunflower Seed*, Isopropyl Palmitate, Polysorbate 20, Dimethicone, Emollient Ester, Phenoxyethanol (Rose Ether)</li></ul>*<span style="font-size:78%;">Organic botanical extracts are independently certified by Quality Certification Services in compliance with the USDA National Organic Program.</span><br /></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-6955243924599323345?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-34310561482418641022009-05-01T07:00:00.015-04:002009-09-14T10:31:22.819-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-g-spot/the-boss?kbid=269"><img alt="The Boss" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324717942595889762" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SeUywdmTqmI/AAAAAAAACBc/RcZ7EcexcoI/s400/The+Boss.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: right; height: 200px; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; width: 200px;" /></a><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-g-spot/the-boss?kbid=269">The Boss</a> was awaiting my return from the <a href="http://www.rtconvention.com/">Romantic Times BookLovers Convention</a> in Orlando. Great, I thought! A <a href="http://www.funfactory.de/">Fun Factory</a> exclusive from <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-g-spot/the-boss?kbid=269">Babeland</a>. An orgasmic win-win!</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-g-spot/the-boss?kbid=269"> </a>The first thing I noticed was that it was packaged in a Babeland box with ZERO instructions on how to open the battery compartment and insert the AA batteries. <span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">Fail.</span> I had to go to the Fun Factory website, find a similar product, and download its PDF <a href="http://www.smartballs.de/download/free/usermanuals/usermanu_g2.pdf">user guide</a> in order to figure it out -- because it is NOT obvious. For a high-end ($58) product, that's damned near unforgivable.<br /><br />I got over that annoyance and moved on to the fun part...<br /><br />Given its girth, I tested this toy along with <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2009/05/sliquid-organics-silk.html">Sliquid Organics Silk</a> (reviewed separately).<br /><br /><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-g-spot/the-boss?kbid=269" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330826071801165922" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SfrmEYEZeGI/AAAAAAAACDQ/Tp6IzKCx6EA/s400/CIMG1326.JPG" style="cursor: pointer; float: right; height: 194px; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; width: 400px;" /></a>The Boss I received is black &amp; grey, not the (seemingly) requisite sex-toy-purple. It's a bit longer AND girthier than I gathered from the photos. Perhaps a visual is in order. See how it stacks up to my Hitachi? <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-g-spot/the-boss?kbid=269">The Boss</a> is a big pleasure puppy. I've known guys this big, but they're few &amp; far between (and quite often lousy lovers, thinking their impressive equipment is all they need to please a partner). It's heavy, too. The shaft is silicone and somewhat floppy--kinda like an 80% erection. It'll go in without bending, but there's more flexibility there than with a raging boner.</div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The end cap is rigid with a knob that turns to adjust the strength of the vibration. It's not easy to manipulate when slippery-wet, but it's not likely to be changed unintentionally, either. Even at its highest setting, the vibration is nothing to write home about, but coupled with the aforementioned girthiness, it gets the job done in relatively short order.<br /><br />As a g-spot toy, I didn't appreciate it. I found that I enjoyed The Boss externally as much as, perhaps more than, inserted. The vibrations, while strongest at the base of the shaft, are well conducted throughout its length. Thus, I was able to stimulate myself from bow to stern without even moving the toy. It wasn't easy to grip this way, especially when lubed, but movement wasn't absolutely necessary to be effective.</div><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a></div><br />Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-g-spot/the-boss?kbid=269">Babeland</a> has to say:<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>Let Babeland be <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-g-spot/the-boss?kbid=269">The Boss</a>, with our exclusive new Fun Factory vibrator. This is the G-spot vibrator we have always dreamed of letting take control! Finally a realistically-shaped silicone insertable vibrator with a strong, localized internal buzz. We wanted The Boss to be hefty (check), soft silicone (yep), and with a sweet tilt just right for the G-spot (it is!). Add in the shower-friendly splashproof shell and vibrant Fun Factory colors, and you’ve got a toy which will put you in your place and show you who's The Boss, every time! Color may vary. <b>Available only at Babeland!</b></blockquote><b></b></div><blockquote><ul><li><span style="font-size: 85%;">Size: 8-3/4” x 1-3/5”</span></li><li><span style="font-size: 85%;">Material: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/sextoymaterials#silicone?kbid=269">Silicone</a></span></li><li><span style="font-size: 85%;">Volume: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/vibeadvice#noise?kbid=269"><img alt="2 out of 5" src="http://store.babeland.com/catalog/images/rating/rating2.gif" /></a></span></li><li><span style="font-size: 85%;">Intensity: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/vibeadvice#vary?kbid=269"><img alt="3 out of 5" src="http://store.babeland.com/catalog/images/rating/rating3.gif" /></a></span></li><li><span style="font-size: 85%;">Batteries: Two <a href="http://store.babeland.com/batteries/battery-aa?kbid=269">AA</a></span></li></ul></blockquote><div><script type="text/javascript">var addthis_pub="alessia";</script><a href="" id="data:post.url" name="data:post.title" onclick="return addthis_sendto()" onmouseout="addthis_close()" onmouseover="'return"></a><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/200/addthis_widget.js" type="text/javascript"></script></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-3431056148241864102?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-79860670359959789882009-05-01T00:00:00.005-04:002009-06-24T09:53:24.333-04:00And kicking it off with a bang is the annual <a href="http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/home.php">Masturbate-a-thon</a> to benefit the <a href="http://www.sexandculture.org/">Center for Sex and Culture</a>. (Donations ARE tax deductible, by the way.)<br /><br />Clipped from the site:<br /><h3 align="center">3PM, Saturday, May 2nd<br /><br />The Center for Sex &amp; Culture<br />1519 Mission St., San Francisco<br />(Between S. Van Ness &amp; 11th) </h3><br /><br /><h2 align="center">Order Your Voyeur Audience Tickets Now!<br /><a href="http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/spectate.php">Click Here For Details</a><br/><br/>Support the Masturbate-a-thon<br/><a href="http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/donate.php">Donate Now</a></h2><br/><br/><h3><strong>2009 MASTURBATE-A-THON UPDATE</strong></h3><p>We are still seeking Featured Masturbators this year (who can be pledged ahead of time and followed on the webcast), and we will have Voyeur Seating available as well as Private Public Space (where people can masturbate who do not wish to be seen on the webcast). We hope to see you -- or be seen by you! -- on May 2nd, this year's Live San Francisco Masturbate-a-Thon!</p> <p>Check out the 2008 Masturbate-a-thon <a href="http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/records.php">records</a>. Can you beat them at <a href="http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/participatehome.php">home</a> or at the <a href="http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/participateevent.php">event</a>?</p> <p><strong>Attention Competitors</strong><br /> If you plan on challenging the World Record for Time you must be present by 10:30am PST to make the start.</p> <h3 align="left">Why Masturbate? Why Masturbate-a-thon?</h3> <p align="left"> Despite great strides in sex-positive education, masturbation for many remains a taboo subject. <strong><br /> <br /> </strong>We believe: </p> <ul><li>Masturbation is the safest sex.</li><li>More masturbation means more sexual self-awareness.</li><li>Masturbation with a partner can be educational and hot. </li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-7986067035995978988?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-23603768042941062572009-04-07T18:00:00.002-04:002010-05-19T17:27:25.506-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 202px; height: 202px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SaiYPLKo13I/AAAAAAAAB4Y/L52XOQSywsE/s400/ID+Moments.jpg" alt="ID Moments" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5307659547318998898" border="0" />To counterbalance to yesterday's <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2009/04/probe-thick-rich.html">unfavorable lube review</a>, we have ID Moments. As lubricants go, this one's a clear winner! It's taken a place of honor on the nightstand next to the <a href="http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=73017&amp;catid=682">O'My (Cherry)</a> and the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000MNMSKA?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=toysfortarts-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B000MNMSKA">K-Y Touch Massage Warming</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=toysfortarts-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B000MNMSKA" alt="" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; display: none;" width="1" border="0" height="1" />.<br /><br />It's colorless, water-based/water-soluble, glycerin &amp; paraben-free, latex compatible, and sweetened only with sucralose. Yay! Like most water-based lubes, it's on the thinnish side. Reapplication is likely to be needed for extended play. That's its only drawback, and it's a minor one.<br /><br />Although it's not labeled as having any particular scent or flavor, to both me &amp; my partner, it smelled lightly (and quite pleasantly) of green apples and was as close to tasteless as any lube I've ever tried. That's a big plus in my book. I don't want a product to be a turn off on the tongue.<br /><br />Two thumbs up for ID Moments!<br /></div><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com">Alessia</a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-2360376804294106257?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-71806867173673151772009-04-06T00:00:00.010-04:002010-05-19T17:26:32.404-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 207px; height: 207px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SaiX2zoKg_I/AAAAAAAAB4Q/IceCQli0y28/s400/Probe+Thick+%26+Rich.jpg" alt="Probe Thick &amp; Rich" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5307659128683529202" border="0" />I'm always interested in selling points for lubricants, how they're marketed. I mean, do they boast scent or no scent, flavor or no flavor, silicone, water-soluble, organic, "all natural" (whatever THAT means), with or without glycerin, etc.?<br /><br />So this product's claim to be "laboratory formulated to mimic the body's own lubrication" intrigued me. Do I want that? Really? Does anyone? I mean, my body's own lubrication--while certainly slippery and delightful in its own way--is not anywhere near as durable as what comes out of a bottle. Granted, it's self-replenishing (if all is going well, anyway), but if limited to one application, it would not hold up nearly as well as the supplementary stuff.<br /><br />Probe Thick &amp; Rich also claims to use grapefruit seed extract as its preservative. I assume that's geared toward those who are skittish about all those multisyllabic chemical preservatives. Okay, I can understand that. The fewer multisyllabic chemicals, the better.<br /><br />This product is water-based/water-soluble and latex compatible. It felt a bit thin/runny to me. Strike one. When you squirt it on something--be it a body part or a toy--you'd like it to stay put long enough to get the gooey goodness where it needs to go.<br /><br />So, my dear partner and I proceeded to put it through its preliminary paces: apply to skin (back of hands), smear around, smell, taste. I was pleased to discover that it is as odorless and tasteless as any lube I've ever sampled. So far, so good. I really don't want products that interfere with oral sex. I'd rather taste the person, y'know?<br /><br />Label says <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glycerol">glycerin</a> is an ingredient, so I won't try it vaginally. No sugars go inside. Why invite infection, eh? Strike two.<br /><br />I squirted a big dollop into my palm and rubbed my hands together, preparing to do a little massage. When I pulled my hands apart, the lube stretched in hundreds of tiny strings between my palms. Yuck! It was like spider webs. No way in hell was I was putting THAT on my pink parts. STRIKE THREE!!!<br /><br />This product went straight to the trash. Use at your own risk. Don't say I didn't warn you.<br /></div><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ Alessia<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-7180686717367315177?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-83060070753528357312009-04-05T11:00:00.001-04:002009-04-05T11:55:29.944-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/butt-silicone/bloomy-dildo-plug?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SZLAx4lC48I/AAAAAAAAB1s/kVU8A5zlZgo/s400/Bloomy.jpg" alt="Bloomy" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301511674602382274" border="0" /></a>I typically adore <a href="http://www.funfactory.de/">Fun Factory</a> products. 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And it's got an ideal finger-ring handle for solo play or for the convenience of a partner who multi-tasks (as all good partners should).<br /><br /><a href="http://store.babeland.com/butt-silicone/bloomy-dildo-plug?kbid=269">Bloomy</a> can also be used vaginally. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(As always, sterilize toys before and after use -- especially when previously used anally. Silicone can be boiled, bleached, or put in the dishwasher. <a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" href="http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=16541&amp;catid=46155">Hibiclens</a> is another option. Can't be TOO careful. Use a condom over toys when shared or when in doubt of their cleanliness.)</span> <a href="http://store.babeland.com/butt-silicone/bloomy-dildo-plug?kbid=269">Bloomy</a> is a bit too floppy for my tastes as a vaginal toy, but it does connect well with both g-spot and clitoris, and its smooth surface feels quite yummy. 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Spin the dial for some erotic instructions. Play strip <span style="font-style: italic;">pok-her</span>. Let the chips fall where they may! The possibilities are endless.<br /><br />I took this set of suggestive <a href="http://store.babeland.com/sexy-games/adult-game-sex-casino?kbid=269">Sex Casino</a> games with me to a recent gathering of hedonists and, while we didn't play any of the suggested variations, we did have a helluva good time creating new ones.<br /><br />Great for an uninhibited party or an intimate soiree, I bet <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(*poke* Bet. 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Literate, intelligent, witty, and irreverent, <span style="font-style: italic;">The Smart Girl's Guide to the G-Spot</span> conveys in-depth information about a woman's anatomy, the mechanics of arousal and orgasm, and the wide variety of ways by which women can be pleasured. It is presented in a accessible and totally non-threatening way that won't have even the most vanilla of readers shying away from its message.<br /><br />Two things I particularly like about Violet's books: (1) she never comes across as judgmental about one's sexual triggers or lack thereof, and (2) she does an excellent job of advising folks who might be intimidated by the prospect of introducing a new sexual scenario into a relationship. Regardless of the scenario in question, these two things effectively empower the reader.<br /><br />I learned a thing or two, and I've been intimately acquainted with my g-spot for years.<br /><br /></div>Interspersed with the no-nonsense advice are four erotic short stories by Alison Tyler, which I consider a delightful bonus.<br /><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-6660759796581213815?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-37960483817835345442009-03-14T16:00:00.003-04:002009-03-14T22:18:38.526-04:00<a href="hhttp://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001BQJL3O?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=comintoget-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B001BQJL3O"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 212px; height: 298px;" src="http://shop.comstockfilms.com/images/689076733151.jpg" alt="Bill &amp; Desiree" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: justify;">When Bill asked me to do this review, I first let out a "Whoop!" then responded with an enthusiastic "Hell, yes!" email. Of course, he couldn't hear the shout, but I hope my enthusiasm came through the words on the screen. I've been intensely curious about Comstock Films since I first became aware of them, and I intended to acquire &amp; review each -- just had never made the time. I had watched each of the previews on the website and was virtually paralyzed with indecision on which title to do first. Thankfully, Bill decided for me.<br /></div><div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">This film is a perfect example of the difference between the erotic and the pornographic (which is, incidentally, a subject I've been attempting to discuss on <a href="http://www.squidoo.com/alessia">Squidoo</a>). While the subject matter is undoubtedly adult and delightfully explicit, it is definitely not porn. Watching a committed couple have sex -- make love, if that's the terminology preferred -- is far, far different than the choreographed artificiality and staged cum shots of the typical porn fare. It is both titillating and empowering, something that can't be said about any adult film I've ever seen... until now.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">The most striking aspect of this documentary-style feature is the wondrous awe with which both Bill &amp; Desiree approach each other and their sex. They not only get off together, they have bawdy, uninhibited FUN while doing it. Everyone should be blessed with such a relationship! Intermingled with the soft sighs and orgasmic moans, there is giggling and grinning. The clear adoration in Bill's expression makes this DVD worth its weight in gold. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">In fact, although I'm not suggesting anyone do so, this is precisely the type of positive portrayal that youth <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">should</span> have as their first exposure to sex and relationships.  Ever wonder what the world would be like if our first impressions of "ideal" sex weren't formed by unrealisitically-proportioned bodies being objectified or completely degraded? Unfortunately, it takes people decades to overcome the stigma of "perfection" in both their bodies and their sex lives. Some -- both women and men -- never do, and that's a damned shame.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">The sex is incredibly hot and incredibly fun, and getting to know Bill &amp; Desiree through the candid interview is the icing on this pleasure cake.  Beautiful people sharing a beautiful love story. Kudos to Comstock Films!</div><div><br />peace &amp; passion,</div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a></div><div><br /></div><div><div style="text-align: center;">~ ~ ~<br /></div><div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 26, 139); font-style: italic; text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001BQJL3O?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=comintoget-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B001BQJL3O">Bill &amp; Desiree: Love is Timeless</a></span> is the latest installment in director Tony Comstock's award-winning Real People, Real Life, Real Sex series of erotic documentaries.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Bill and Desiree's story starts in the second half of life: a chance meeting, a powerful attraction, a carnal connection, and a deep, sensual love. Through an intimate and lively interview, we hear the story of how Bill and Desiree met, and what drew them to each other. When we witness the playful intensity of their beautifully photographed lovemaking, we see that pleasure is ageless, and that love is indeed timeless!<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 26, 139); font-style: italic; text-decoration: underline; "><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001BQJL3O?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=comintoget-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B001BQJL3O">Bill &amp; Desiree: Love is Timeless</a></span> is a film about passion, about desire; a film that gives older lovers a reason to celebrate, and younger lovers something to look forward to. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 26, 139); font-style: italic; text-decoration: underline; "><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001BQJL3O?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=comintoget-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B001BQJL3O">Bill &amp; Desiree: Love is Timeless</a></span> is a film that invites us to re-imagine what love can be and should be in our later years.</span><br /></div></span></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-3796048381783534544?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-51225316858618323322009-03-12T07:00:00.003-04:002010-05-19T17:41:58.798-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 217px; height: 306px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SbjoD7pyKGI/AAAAAAAAB8Y/TAXh2BaSr4c/s400/ENT7290.jpg" alt="Annie Sprinkle’s Amazing World of Orgasm" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312250914733697122" border="0" />I'm not sure what I expected from this DVD, but what I got definitely was not it. It's been touted as a "must see" for those wishing to learn more about orgasm. I disagree. Totally. I suppose if I could figure out the target audience, I might be able to pen a more favorable review. I don't think those who are having trouble reaching orgasm will derive much benefit from the information shared. In fact, it would intimidate many, especially more vanilla folk (who often seem to be most in need of accurate, practical information). And I don't think those who simply seek more and/or better orgasms will benefit either.<br /><br />The novice is not going to find reassurance or practical tips beyond the "go with the flow" message. The advice is not bad, mind you; it's just recycled. The expert is just going to shrug and say, "Well, duh."<br /><br />The best I can say about this 2004 film is that it does well in capturing the diversity of approach to orgasm. To that end, it succeeds almost too well because the diversity of its cast is more intriguing than the advice provided.<br /><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 303px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SbjoQnTT2RI/AAAAAAAAB8g/FDEPbJkFswc/s400/ENT7290_1.jpg" alt="Annie Sprinkle’s Amazing World of Orgasm (back cover)" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312251132609026322" border="0" />There were a couple too-brief segments which attempted to define various types of orgasm that I found interesting, but on the whole, I thought the production was rather disorganized. Add to that the distracting, new-agey graphics, and the whole 53-minute thing was difficult to endure. It's not going to win any awards for editing, direction, sound, or special effects. That's for damned sure.<br /><br />Orgasm is undoubtedly a multi-faceted beast. It can be physical, emotional, or spiritual (or any combination of the three), and I don't think any form of orgasm instruction would be complete without addressing those aspects. However, this film focuses too heavily on the spiritual, almost to the exclusion of the actual mechanics of orgasm, to be of any instructional value.<br /></div><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com">Alessia</a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-5122531685861832332?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-75329299296718953372009-03-01T00:00:00.004-05:002009-03-01T00:00:00.530-05:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/sexy-gear/babeland-gift-card?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SaAsGti0qOI/AAAAAAAAB3Q/aZ5OF_-v77k/s400/Babeland+Gift+Card.jpg" alt="$20 Babeland Gift Card" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5305288854858934498" border="0" /></a>Want it? To enter the drawing, simply submit a review for any product. It can be brief or expansive, funny or serious, open or anonymous. The only requirement is that it be for a product that is currently available for sale somewhere online.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Send your review along with a link to the product (and whether or not you want the review openly attributed) to us at:<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">toys-for-tarts [at] eroticanthology.com</span><br /></div><br />We'll post the review and enter your name into the drawing, which will be held on the 31st of March.<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ Alessia<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-7532929929671895337?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-58867626745630656362009-02-22T09:00:00.001-05:002009-02-22T09:22:22.560-05:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/butt-dildos/peridise-anal-toy-set?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SSy1K73uzmI/AAAAAAAABqQ/-G0qMR11E_o/s400/peridise.jpg" alt="Peridise" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272788463218773602" border="0" /></a>The latest toy I've enjoyed reviewing is a markedly different type of sexual aid called the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/butt-dildos/peridise-anal-toy-set?kbid=269">Aneros Peridise</a>.<br /><br />These Unisex Anal PC Toys are unique and are available in different sizes and shapes. They are made of a rigid white plastic polymer, are completely waterproof, and are latex and phthalate free.<br /><br />The Peridise Advanced Pack contains two Peridise toys. These particular toys measure 4 inches in length, the larger having a 2.5 inch circumference while the thinner is 2 inches.<br /><br />Unlike other anal toys, you are supposed to begin with the larger of the two and then work your way down. In this case, the thinner the toy, the more intense the orgasm.<br /><br />The original intent of this toy was medicinal, designed as a way to use the healing power of massage in the anal-rectal region. And it does indeed promote the health of this area with invigorating benefits and increased blood flow.<br /><br />But scientists soon realized an unexpected benefit. The large number of nerve endings and muscles in the anus combined with the action of peristalsis (organized muscle contractions that occur throughout the digestive tract) created very pleasurable sensations and, interestingly, much stronger orgasms.<br /><br />Hurray for science!<br /><br />Anally erotic as I am, I couldn't wait to give these things a try.<br /><br />I decided to use the Peridise in solo play only, Sarah's Happy Time. Anal is not for everyone and this type of play can be a very personal thing.<br /><br />Additionally, these toys are extremely rigid, and perhaps aren't really designed to be used in tandem with your partner occupying your other orifice. Ahem.<br /><br />So after ensuring cleanliness and applying some lube, I slowly inserted the larger of the two. Partially. Just the tip. This is the purpose of this specialty toy.<br /><br />After minimal insertion, you're supposed to relax and allow your body's natural reactions to take over. It was almost maddening for me to stop at this point so I decided to add a bit of vibrator play. That worked for awhile but soon I could feel fluctuations and the beginning waves of anal contractions.<br /><br />With a bit of clenching and relaxing, a sort of tug of war game ensued with my parts, and I found myself in an unexpected but powerful orgasm.<br /><br />The Peridise moves by itself along with your own body movements. It's possible to draw the tool in and out with your own muscles, adding to the pleasurable sensations. You'll feel your anus unconsciously reacting, adding lovely little twinges and miniature orgasms and soon the peristaltic waves will become stronger and more rapid.<br /><br />With practice, you'll have further control. And the unique shapes of the Peridise toys will have differing pleasurable effects. And stronger orgasms.<br /><br />It's a specialty tool designed for experienced anal play, and I must confess I've yet to share it with my partner. But it's well worth the effort to develop the skills.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ Sarah Rose<br /></div><br />Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/butt-dildos/peridise-anal-toy-set?kbid=269">Babeland</a> has to say:<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote><p>Come one, come all with the superlative all-orgasms-intensified, all-genders-satisfied Peridise anal plugs. No one knows your butt—and how to please it—better than Aneros, and they’ve sculpted two sets of plugs sure to find your sweet spot comfortably and easily: just gripping the Peridise induces involuntary contractions in the anal muscle, generating regional orgasms (buttgasms?), or intensifying traditional orgasms for men and women. Get two larger plugs in the beginner set, and two smaller plugs in the Advanced (stronger muscles can grip a smaller toy). Insertion is easy with the thoughtfully tapered head, and the design allows for easy movement and a comfortable hands-free and wearable fit.</p><ul><li>Size/Beginner: 4" x 3/5", 4" x 4/5"</li><li>Size/Advanced: 3-3/4” x 7/10”, 3-3/4" x 9/10"</li><li>Material: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/sextoymaterials#hard?kbid=269">Hard plastic</a></li></ul></blockquote></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-5886762674563065636?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-8330253493342513882009-02-21T14:00:00.002-05:002010-05-19T17:43:04.677-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 185px; height: 244px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SQ9B3gKfh5I/AAAAAAAABpA/lDPSjF_n0qY/s400/TAN0871.jpg" alt="Tantus Ripple" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264498911201953682" border="0" />Any product from <a href="http://www.tantusinc.com">Tantus</a> is worth its weight in orgasms, and the Ripple is no exception. While I didn't find it adequate as a standalone, this little silicone dildo is absolutely perfect as an anal adjunct during other activities.<br /><br />It's a bit short for a harness, in my opinion, 'cause even if the "insertable length" is adequate, there's the booty to consider. In a harness, the entire insertable length is not gonna make it through the back door. Manual use, however, is delightful. Not so big that it draws all your attention. Not so small that you can forget about its presence. Just right.<br /><br />And, for those couples wanting to introduce anal play for <span style="font-style: italic;">him</span>, this product is totally non-threatening. Hell, it's almost cute. Cleanup's a breeze with 100% silicone, too!<br /><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com">Alessia Brio</a><br /></div></div><br />Here's what EdenFantasys has to say:<br /><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">The small Ripple is the ideal toy to safely begin anal exploration. Its graduated design is the perfect starter size (smaller than a finger tip to start, and about an inch across at its widest bulb). Completely flexible and suitable for harness use. Made of 100% medical grade quality silicone, the Ripple plug is flexible, hypoallergenic and warms to the body. Toy is boilable, bleachable in a 10% solution and dishwasher safe.<br /></div><br />Product code: TAN0888<br />Type: Probe<br />Texture: Smooth<br />Care and cleaning: Dishwasher safe / Boilable / Bleachable<br />Safety features: Non-porous / Phthalates free / Hypo-allergenic / Latex free<br />Material: Silicone<br />Length: 5 1/4"<br />Insertable length: 4 3/4"<br />Circumference: 3"<br />Diameter: 1"<br />Weight: 0.3 lb<br />Special Features: Hypoallergenic</blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-833025349334251388?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-8893493136674183622009-02-05T10:00:00.001-05:002009-02-05T10:24:37.358-05:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bestsextoyreviewers.com/best-sex-toy-reviewers-2008/"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 125px; height: 125px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SYsEZXulDiI/AAAAAAAABz8/5XkiH5TTtlo/s400/2008+Best+Sex+Toy+Reviewers.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299334220444143138" border="0" /></a><a href="http://bestsextoyreviewers.com/">Best Sex Toy Reviewers</a> is an annual list compiled by <a href="http://lucreziamagazine.com/popmycherry/">Domina Doll</a> and <a href="http://femmeinistfucktoy.com/">Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek</a>. Only reviewers who reviewed during the year of 2008 were considered, there will be a list for 2009 next year. </div><p style="text-align: justify;">Each reviewer was rated separately by two people (Domina Doll and Scarlet Lotus did not rate themselves, their second rating came from a third party). The ratings were on a scale of one to five in four areas: Content, Organization, Originality, and Regularity. Each reviewer got a score out of 20 by each person and then the scores were put together to make a final score out of 40. Those final scores were ranked from high to low to get the list below</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;">There were many ties. In cases where reviewers had nominations the number of nominations were the deciding factor for the ties. In cases where reviewers had the same number of nominations Domina Doll and Scarlet Lotus decided the order.</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;">We recognize that this list is highly subjective. This is in no way a definitive list of reviewers, it is simply our list, and you can do with it as you will. We did use finite measurements, as discussed above, to create this list, but ultimately it is our own list. However, lists are fun to have and be able to point to. </p> <ol><li><a href="http://essin-em.com/">Essin’ Em</a></li><li><a href="http://lucreziamagazine.com/popmycherry/">Domina Doll</a></li><li><a href="http://beautifuldreamer30.blogspot.com/">Beautiful Dreamer</a></li><li><a href="http://femmeinistfucktoy.com/">Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek</a></li><li><a href="http://heyepiphora.com/">Epiphora</a></li><li><a href="http://pornocracy.org/">Gabe and Elizabeth</a></li><li><a href="http://sugarbutch.net/">Sinclair Sexsmith</a></li><li><a href="http://catalinaloves.com/">Catalina Loves</a></li><li><a href="http://agentansley.wordpress.com/">Agent Ansley</a></li><li><a href="http://www.rocketsrockstarlife.com/">Betty Rocket</a></li><li><a href="http://thelesbianlifestyle.com/category/tlls-sexy-reviews/">Carnivalesq</a></li><li><a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/">J.D. Bauchery</a></li><li><a href="http://outspokenclitic.com/">Toygirl</a></li><li><a href="http://www.sexnshoes.com/">Thursday’s Child</a></li><li><a href="http://www.edenfantasys.com/contributors/dame-demi/">Dame Demi</a></li><li><a href="http://thesspot.org/">Shay</a></li><li><a href="http://shastagibson.com/">Shasta Gibson</a></li><li><a href="http://aagblog.com/">AlwaysArousedGirl</a></li><li><a href="http://freddyandeddy.com/">Freddy and Eddy</a></li><li><a href="http://dangerouslilly.com/">Dangerous Lilly</a></li><li><a href="http://writingdirty.com/">Jack</a></li><li><a href="http://erinleone.wordpress.com/">Erin Leone</a></li><li><a href="http://slowlikehoneyheavywithmood.blogspot.com/">Sleeping Dreamer</a></li><li><a href="http://lumpesse.com/">Ellie Lumpesse</a></li><li><a href="http://www.heartfullofblack.com/">Wendy Blackheart</a></li><li><a href="http://foryourpleasure.typepad.com/">Ducky Doolittle</a></li><li><a href="http://curvaceousdee.blogspot.com/">Curvaceous Dee</a></li><li><a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/">The Porn Librarian</a></li><li><a href="http://fleshbot.com/">Lux Alptraum</a></li><li><a href="http://butchtastic.com/">Kyle</a></li><li><a href="http://naughtysecretary.wordpress.com/">Naughty Secretary</a></li><li><a href="http://theybelongtous.wordpress.com/">Monkey</a></li><li><a href="http://www.kinkylibrarian.net/">Nadia West</a></li><li><a href="http://alpinesubdreams.com/alpine/">Alpine Subdreams</a></li><li><a href="http://bustybulma.blogspot.com/">Bulma</a></li><li><a href="http://radicalvixen.com/">Radical Vixen</a></li><li><a href="http://www.thebeautifulkind.com/">The Beautiful Kind</a></li><li><a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/">Toys for Tarts</a></li><li><a href="http://geometricbubbles.blogspot.com/">Sienna</a></li><li><a href="http://livegirlreview.com/">Audacia Ray</a></li><li><a href="http://wannaplaymariella.blogspot.com/">Mariella</a></li><li><a href="http://www.swelteringcelt.com/blog/">Ang</a></li><li><a href="http://www.sexyblogtime.com/">Lucy Vonne</a></li><li><a href="http://packingvocals.blogspot.com/">Holden</a></li><li><a href="http://coypink.com/">Coy Pink</a></li><li><a href="http://backseatboohoo.blogspot.com/">Backseat Boohoo</a></li><li><a href="http://bbgtoys.com/">Bad Bad Girl</a></li><li><a href="http://www.edenfantasys.com/contributors/jimbo-jones/">Jimbo Jones</a></li><li><a href="http://nyc-urban-gypsy.blogspot.com/">Tess</a></li><li><a href="http://www.box-mag.com/blog/">BOX: Les Petites Morts</a></li><li><a href="http://thenakedtruthaccordingtoz.com/">Zephyrine</a></li><li><a href="http://thevaginaadventures.com/">N</a></li><li><a href="http://phaedrafallen.com/">Phaedra Fallen</a></li><li><a href="http://jizlee.com/wordpress/">Jiz Lee</a></li><li><a href="http://kinkinexile.com/">Alisa</a></li><li><a href="http://syntaxual.blogspot.com/">Syntax</a></li><li><a href="http://ramblingnewbie.com/">Panthera Pardus</a></li><li><a href="http://www.redsneakerdiaries.com/">Red</a></li><li><a href="http://smutgirl.blogspot.com/">Sommer Marsden</a></li><li><a href="http://mollena.com/">Mollena</a></li><li><a href="http://trishwilson.typepad.com/blog">The Countess</a></li><li><a href="http://ofsexandlove.com/">Adriana</a></li><li><a href="http://madelineinthemirror.blogspot.com/">Madeline Glass</a></li><li><a href="http://hussyred.wordpress.com/">Hussy Red</a></li><li><a href="http://realqueerporn.com/">Trouble</a></li><li><a href="http://uncommoncuriosity.blogspot.com/">Roxy</a></li><li><a href="http://sexorcism.blogspot.com/">Sexorcism</a></li><li><a href="http://www.roxannesrealm.blogspot.com/">Roxanne Rhoads</a></li><li><a href="http://www.scarletsletter.net/">Amber</a></li><li><a href="http://www.betweenmysheets.com/">Roxi</a></li><li><a href="http://www.kinkerbelle.com/">Kinkerbelle</a></li><li><a href="http://longingsend.wordpress.com/">Sylvanus and Mina</a></li><li><a href="http://www.darklady.com/">Dark Lady</a></li><li><a href="http://greatsexgames.com/">Sex Is Fun</a></li><li><a href="http://www.adriesantos.com/">Adrie Santos</a></li></ol> <p style="text-align: justify;">We scoured the internet for reviewers. <a href="http://pleasurists.com/">Pleasurists</a> was a great source of reviewers, but it was not the only source, as many of the reviewers above have never participated in a Pleasurists. If you are not on the list and you reviewed in 2008 the chances are we simply did not know about you and couldn’t find you in our many searches. </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-889349313667418362?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-5698857804475132832009-02-02T06:00:00.004-05:002009-02-02T07:03:46.397-05:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-floggers-slappers/black-large-rubber-whip?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 287px; height: 190px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SXU7IbHsWkI/AAAAAAAABys/-l9sL26tVZA/s400/IMG_1234.JPG" alt="Black Large Rubber Whip" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293201952948902466" border="0" /></a>Remember elementary school? Remember those little rubber bands that the class bully used to fire at unsuspecting kids? Remember how they stung? The kind of slightly delayed pinch-burn? Now, magnify that by about 100 strands, remove the humiliation (unless that's your kink), and add sexual arousal.<br /><br />Rubber stings, my friend. It's so unlike the thud-caress of a leather flogger. This little number might not look as capable as its <a href="http://www.detailstoys.com/floggers.html">big, deerhide cousin</a>, but what it lacks in visual impressiveness, it more than makes up in sensory stimulation. With the same swing, the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-floggers-slappers/black-large-rubber-whip?kbid=269">Black Large Rubber Whip</a> from Babeland can deliver welt-producing blows.<br /><br />Or, used in a gentler fashion, the strands tickle and tease. Should they acquire a glaze of lube or bodily fluid, they can easily be washed off (unlike leather, which requires more involved cleaning procedures). This is a great addition to the kink enthusiast's toy box, and its $30 price tag won't set you back.<br /></div><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><br />Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-floggers-slappers/black-large-rubber-whip?kbid=269">Babeland</a> has to say:<br /><p style="text-align: justify;"></p><blockquote><p style="text-align: justify;">Brush the soft strands of the Black Large Rubber Whip across your lover’s body, and you’ll hear soft sighs; snap it against an unsuspecting behind, and you’ll hear delighted gasps. The largest of our rubber whips (see also <a href="http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-floggers-slappers/pink-medium-rubber-whip?kbid=269">Pink Medium</a> and <a href="http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-floggers-slappers/red-mini-whip?kbid=269">Red Mini</a>, sold separately) this black stallion really delivers the look and feel of a rough ride. With a little restraint, you’ll be able to build up the sensation from light strokes to an intense climax. Makes a great gift for couples or singles looking to experiment with kink.</p><ul><li>Size: 22"</li><li>Material: Rubber</li></ul></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-569885780447513283?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-37830781961787677242009-01-24T15:00:00.000-05:002009-01-24T15:19:38.085-05:00<center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Uqt3Zb7BItA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Uqt3Zb7BItA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-3783078196178767724?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-8904422441014812982009-01-22T19:00:00.001-05:002009-01-22T19:00:19.555-05:00Was directed to this advice column (emphasis mine) via a <a href="http://twitter.com/Babeland_Toys">Babeland tweet</a>:<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><b></b></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><b></b></span></div><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><b>Buzz Kill</b></span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">January 22, 2009</span><br />By Dan Savage<br /><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">I love the wife I married two years ago, but she absolutely can't come unless she uses a vibrator on herself. She's asked me to let her use it during sex or for me to use it on her, but I've refused. It's bad enough knowing I can't compete with that thing without having to look at it.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Let's Insert My Prick</span></blockquote>Yeah, yeah, LIMP, you can't compete. Like a lot of other men, you've fallen in love with a woman who needs intense, focused stimulation in order to come, the kind of sensation that hands, fingers, tongues, and cocks just can't provide—a woman who requires a vibrator. Now let's take a little time to grieve, shall we?<br /><br />Time's up.<br /><br />Now stop being such a douchebag about this, LIMP, and go ask the wife to show you just how to hold the vibrator and just where to apply pressure so that you—YOU!—can start giving her orgasms during sex. See the vibrator as a tool, moron, not a threat. If you love your wife and want her to stay married to you, LIMP, get on the proverbial stick. Because if being with you means going without orgasms during sex for the rest of her life—all because she was foolish enough to marry an insecure bag of slop who refuses to do what needs to be done to get her off—then your wife just might decide to be with someone else.<br /><br />And now an important message for all straight guys everywhere: Some women need vibrators to get off. Why? Well, perhaps it has something to do with the fact that <span style="font-weight: bold;">most of a woman's clitoral tissues are inside her body; the exposed part of her clitoris is just the tip, comparable to the head of your penis. Now imagine if the shaft of your penis were buried inside your body, guys. You might need the help of a vibrator to get off then, too; you might need a tool that could stimulate your shaft through layers of skin and muscle and fat.</span> We've been over and over this since the early 1990s, fellas, and there's no excuse anymore for freaking out about your wife/girlfriend/mom needing a vibrator, okay?</div><br /></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-890442244101481298?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-7611408237746281782009-01-21T00:00:00.002-05:002009-01-21T20:41:05.682-05:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/brands-emotionalbliss/isis?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 314px; height: 193px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SXU5MGu56MI/AAAAAAAAByk/vbDzB1EkVnU/s400/IMG_1230.JPG" alt="Emotional Bliss :: Isis" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293199817172445378" border="0" /></a>I appreciate an impressively-packaged product, and the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/brands-emotionalbliss/isis?kbid=269">Isis</a> from Emotional Bliss certainly qualifies. When I saw the box, I thought I'd been shipped the wrong vibrator, because an itty bitty finger vibe couldn't possibly need such a big box. In truth, the box is at least twice the size it needs to be. But it's nifty, and it makes you feel like you're getting more for your money. Still, it's wasteful. See how wishy-washy I am on this matter?<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Inside was the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/brands-emotionalbliss/isis?kbid=269">Isis</a> vibe (a rechargeable fingertip number), three sizes of interchangeable finger clips, (from the teeny pinkie-sized to the "one-for-the-thumb" Steelers variety) the charging adapter, two 30ml bottles of lubricant (one water-based, one silicone), and a very entertaining instruction booklet. The booklet claims that the 80Hz at which the Isis vibrates is the "proven frequency to stimulate orgasm." I found this most amusing, for some inexplicable reason. The website further clarifies: "80Hz - the speed suggested to be the most likely to stimulate orgasms in women aged 18-30" (recommending its big sister, the Chandra, for women over 30 because it vibrates at 110Hz). Well, I'm 45, so I'm not quite sure whether my word should be trusted on the efficacy of this product. After all, I'm a decade and a half past the target orgasm demographic.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Now, according to a Medscape article touting the benefits of "vibration anesthesia" <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">*eek*</span> prior to BoTox injections, the Hitachi Magic Wand works at 5,000 or 6,000 vibrations per minute (83 Hz or 100 Hz), and I can assure you that the Isis doesn't <span style="font-style: italic;">feel</span> anywhere NEAR as powerful. I can also assure you that my Hitachi has only anesthetized me in terms of a post-orgasmic rush of oxytocin bliss. YMMV. This intrepid researcher is of the opinion that it's the amplitude, rather than the frequency, that makes a toy super extra special. The Isis buzzes like a bullet vibe, which is about all a reasonable person can expect from a motor that size. (FYI: Of the smallest products, I think the <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2008/10/we-vibe.html">We-vibe</a> has the strongest vibration.)<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_lblProdDescription">The website claims: <span style="font-style: italic;">It is practically silent and is fully rechargeable so it can run for 2-3 hours – plenty of time to reach that ultimate orgasm</span>. I'm sorry, but I don't know anyone who has the time OR the energy to masturbate for 2-3 hours in search of an orgasm.</span> Maybe I'm greedy, but if a toy hasn't gotten me off within 20 minutes, I'm calling in the artillery (under the command of General Hitachi).<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The lubes aren't anything worth writing home about. They claim to be <span style="font-style: italic;">tasteless.</span> While they weren't (to me), they also weren't repulsive.<br /></div></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://store.babeland.com/brands-emotionalbliss/isis?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SXUsaSqlafI/AAAAAAAAByc/0l98vixbo3c/s400/Isis.jpg" alt="Isis" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293185767242557938" border="0" /></a>Bottom line? If you can get off with a bullet vibe solo, then you can get off with the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/brands-emotionalbliss/isis?kbid=269">Isis</a> solo. However, what's neat about the Isis is that it's rechargeable. I cannot stand those button batteries, and I primarily avoid bullet vibes for that reason. And, it's got that nifty finger clip which makes playing with lube sooooooo much easier. Ever try to hang on to a slippery bullet vibe? It's a challenge.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Partner play, however, is where the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/brands-emotionalbliss/isis?kbid=269">Isis</a> can really shine. Super convenient, easy to power on or off, won't get in the way or interrupt the flow of the action. It just provides that extra little boost of stimulation to add to the excitement.<br /></div></div><br />Until next time,<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><br />Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/brands-emotionalbliss/isis?kbid=269">Babeland</a> has to say:<br /><p></p><blockquote><p style="text-align: justify;">The smallest rechargeable finger-fitting vibrator in the world offers mild vibration—great for massage, masturbation and getting you over the top in partner sex. You can try all three in one session since the Isis holds a charge for up to three hours. Includes several different finger-ring sizes so it's easy to share. A top-quality vibrator: excellent for first-timers, quiet, and very portable. Blue and white. Includes international converter for charger. Speed is 80 Hz. <i>Please refer to our <a href="http://www.babeland.com/order-info#return">return policy</a> for this product.</i></p><ul><li>Size: 2-1/2" x 3/4"</li><li>Material: Non-porous <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/sextoymaterials#TPE">TPE plastic</a></li><li>Volume: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/vibeadvice#noise"><img src="http://store.babeland.com/catalog/images/rating/rating2.gif" alt="2 out of 5" /></a></li><li>Intensity: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/vibeadvice#vary"><img src="http://store.babeland.com/catalog/images/rating/rating2.gif" alt="2 out of 5" /></a></li><li>Batteries: Rechargeable</li></ul><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style=""><a href="http://www.emotionalbliss.co.uk/">Emotional Bliss</a> products are wildly popular in Europe but are only available through select channels in the USA. Babeland is one of the chosen purveyors of the range.</span></div></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-761140823774628178?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-65430874995371753882009-01-17T10:00:00.012-05:002010-05-19T17:44:43.615-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 232px; height: 232px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SQ9AZL11LNI/AAAAAAAABow/9ySWYkeqeIY/s400/OL7020202_1.jpg" alt="The Fix" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264497290838879442" border="0" />I've been a bad girl. (So, I'll spank you later. <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">*wink* </span>Erm, yeah.) I've had The Fix leather thigh harness by <a href="http://www.outlawseattle.com/fix.htm">Outlaw Leather</a> in my toy box for weeks awaiting review, and I've procrastinated. Big time. Oh, it's not that I haven't played with it. I certainly have. It's just that I keep thinking that there's another position or another way I want to kick its tires before I post a review. I decided last night that the possibilities are endless and that I'd just have to buckle down and write the damned review, incomplete as it may be.<br /><br />First things first: <span style="font-weight: bold;">LEATHER</span>. Leather is just so yummy, and The Fix is no exception. The smell alone is arousing. It's not as supple as the Jaguar, but it's not as stiff &amp; scratchy as a $9.98 belt from Wal-Mart, either. It's sturdy, and sturdy is definitely an attribute one wants when driving a dildo. Plastic parachute buckles are for backpacks, not strap-ons! You don't want your harness to fall off mid-fuck and send you careening off the sexual superhighway like a Corvette that's blown a tire.<br /><br />Second: <span style="font-weight: bold;">POSITIONING</span>. Talk about flexibility! You can get mega creative with this puppy, even when flying solo. You'll never look at your exercise bike the same way. Trust me on this one. For those with impaired mobility, The Fix offers satisfying alternatives to conventional sex positions. Side-lying, in particular, is both intimate and intense. Let your imagination soar -- and your orgasms will follow.<br /><br />Third: <span style="font-weight: bold;">FIT</span>. The straps are joined by a pair of metal rings, so they're infinitely adjustable and plenty long enough, even for the biggest thighs. Once on and sufficiently tightened against bare flesh, the harness is not going to slip. It might rotate a bit, though, with more vigorous action. That's not an issue with lapdance-style thigh fucking, but it comes into play when thrusting. As with any strap-on, practice and technique will overcome that. Practice is very enjoyable, too. *grin*<br /><br />Of note: <span style="font-weight: bold;">SQUEEZE</span>. If you're a woman who tends to be preoccupied by how she looks during sex, be prepared to not like the fleshy bulges that The Fix causes when tightened around your thigh. In order for it to be secure, you have to pull those straps <span style="font-weight: bold;">tight</span> -- and when you do, even the thinnest thigh is gonna bulge. Close your eyes and deal. It's worth it. (Putting the harness over jeans does ameliorate this issue, but then you're clothed, and access to your own slippery pink parts is limited. Life is one fucking compromise after another, pun intended. You have to decide what's more important to you as fucker or fuckee.)<br /><br />And let's face it, thigh fucking is all kinds of awesome for both gals and guys. Until I received The Fix my experience was limited to a stretchy, neoprene thigh harness. For an inexpensive product, something like the Lap Dancer is wonderful. However, it lacks the snaps and O-rings that allow The Fix to accept a wide variety of dildos. As someone who owns said wide variety, that makes me oh-so-blissfully happy.<br /><br /><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><br />Here's what EdenFantasys, who graciously provided the product for review, has to say:<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>Take a new direction in the world of harness play with this premium, leather thigh harness from <a href="http://www.outlawseattle.com/fix.htm">Outlaw Leather</a>™. Made of top-notch high-quality leather, this sturdy and durable harness fits snugly over the thigh for a new and interesting way to play with your harness compatible dildos. The central pad is cut specifically to comfortably fit over the thigh, with extra-long adjustable straps to accommodate most sizes. Solid metal rivets and brass D-rings double the safety and strength of the piece, with a large 2" in diameter brass O-ring in the center to house the dildo.<br /><br />Product code: OL7020202<br />Type: Leg harness<br />Closure: Buckle<br />Material: Metal / Leather<br />Length: 10"<br />Width: 8 1/2"<br />Dildo holder diameter: 2"<br />Weight: 1 lb<br />Special Features: Kinky</blockquote></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-6543087499537175388?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-7748062038605476532009-01-07T20:00:00.000-05:002009-01-07T20:43:25.021-05:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/sensual-bath/hot-heart-massager?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SUhfOoJv_HI/AAAAAAAABro/cZAsC02_wXI/s400/Hot+Heart+Massage+Set.jpg" alt="Hot Heart Massage Set" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280575267993025650" border="0" /></a>I was skeptical. I thought it was a cheap gimmick but, much to my surprise, this thing is cool. I mean, it's hot. And it's on sale, too! The fluid-filled heart contains a little metal disk that you flex to active the stuff that gets hot. Then, for the next 20-30 minutes, it's like a little heating pad. Add a bit of the lovely massage oil that comes with it, and you have the recipe for relaxation.<br /><br />The first time I tested this product, I was alone. I crawled in bed, got comfy, activated the disk thingy, and rubbed the hot heart over my sore shoulders. I wanted to time how long it stayed hot, but the next thing I knew, it was morning.<br /><br />So, I boiled the heart for 7 minutes (per the instructions) to re-set the... whatever it's called inside there and, once it cooled, asked my partner to help me test it again. I received a vigorous back massage, and the heart stayed hot for a good 10 minutes after my partner ran out of steam.<br /><br />My only complaint is that the edges of the heart can be kinda rough if you don't hold it just right. The oil helps, of course, but the manufacturer could work on design improvement there. I tried to research the company (<a href="http://%20www.loverschoice.tv/">Lover's Choice</a>), because I'd like to buy more of the light, citrus massage oil that was included in the package, but the website was not responding.<br /><br />It's a wee bit of a pain to boil the heart to re-set it, but that's a minor inconvenience. I plan to keep this handy and ready for use, right next to the other go-to products on my nightstand.<br /></div><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><br />Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/sensual-bath/hot-heart-massager?kbid=269">Babeland</a> has to say:<br /><br /><p></p><blockquote><p style="text-align: justify;">Make your next massage warmer (and hotter!) with the steamy <a href="http://store.babeland.com/sensual-bath/hot-heart-massager?kbid=269">Hot Heart Massager</a>. A five-inch, heart-shaped PVC pack heats up when you flex the small metal disc inside. Sprinkle on a few drops of the included three-ounce fragrant Citrus Blossom Massage oil and indulge in a relaxing, deep heat massage that soothes tired muscles and wakes up erogenous zones. First-aid packs and hand warmers function on the same heating principle: by flexing the metal disc you create a chain reaction that causes the pad to crystallize, and then heat up to about 130 degrees. The heart holds heat for thirty minutes and can be reactivated in boiling water. Note that if the heart massager arrives crystallized, just melt in boiling water and let cool before reheating to use. Includes a mini massage guide. Note that this toy is not a vibrator, and is not recommended for use on the genitals. </p><ul><li>Size: 5" x 5"</li><li>Material: PVC</li></ul></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-774806203860547653?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-45802877375387740382009-01-06T12:00:00.003-05:002009-01-06T15:15:00.144-05:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/safe-sex-lubes/good-clean-love-lubricant-lavender-rose?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SUhd-_ukboI/AAAAAAAABrg/SewlyFjy91U/s400/Good+Clean+Love.jpg" alt="Good Clean Love" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280573899931938434" border="0" /></a> This line of water-based lubricants touts itself as "all natural." Okay. What exactly does the word "natural" mean in this context? To me, "natural" means a substance that occurs in nature without the interference of a chemist and a laboratory. With an ingredients list that includes deonixed water, lactoperoxidase, glucose oxidase, and benzoic acid, I kinda doubt my definition applies. That leaves me wondering just how the word "natural" DOES apply to these ingredients. I mean, if a chemist in a laboratory <span style="font-style: italic;">is</span> required, then damned near anything and everything made from ingredients found on our planet qualifies as natural, as well.<br /><br />This line of products also claims to be 99.99% vegan. Now, do they <span style="font-style: italic;">really</span> think that minuscule 0.01% will be insignificant to a vegan? A vegan! I mean, vegans are uber-sticklers for details. A person can't be "kinda vegan" any more than a woman can be "kinda pregnant." Vegans are the fundamentalist branch of the vegetarian family.<br /><br />A selling point I can (and do) applaud is the "no animal products or animal testing." Huzzah!<br /><br />Frankly, I've never put much thought into the chemical composition of lubricant other than ensuring that it's: (a) compatible with my toys, (b) suitable to the planned activity, and (c) safe with latex condoms.<br /><br />Water-based lubricants are (unless color is added, of course) non-staining. They are also safe to use in any situation, although they will not be effective under water because (duh!) they become diluted in the water. They're also the most compatible with oral sex, because they are easily flavored and can avoid indigestible ingredients (like dimethicone).<br /><br />The manufacturer's website says "90% of the OTC lubes available are made with chemicals designed first for cars or oven cleaner." Um, so what? Just because Tang was designed for the astronauts doesn't mean it's not drinkable. Okay, bad example... but you get the idea. Innovation is innovation, and finding new uses for existing things is just <span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">*grin*</span> innovating.<br /><br />The site also claims that "all of our lubricants are edible and delicious."<br /><br />I received the "Almost Naked" flavor to review, which is not available on the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/safe-sex-lubes/good-clean-love-lubricant-lavender-rose?kbid=269">Babeland site</a>. While it may be "edible" in the sense that it won't kill you or make you hurl, it's FAR from "delicious." In fact, it's barely tolerable on the taste buds. If I went down on a partner--male or female--who'd been lubed with this product, I'd be unable to hang long enough to give or receive any satisfaction from the activity.<br /><br />I can't imagine the Lavender Rose being any better. (Who wants to taste a Lavender Rose cock? Really? And a Lavender Rose pussy would be too much like the sachets that my grandmother used to keep in her "unmentionables" drawer. I'll pass!)<br /><br />The Peppermint (not yet available on the Babeland site) and the Cinnamon Vanilla sound more promising, although they still have to overcome the medicinal taste of aloe, which is a primary ingredient.<br /><br />As for the lubricant itself, it was gloopier than other water-based products, probably due to the agar. Agar is a gelantinous seaweed derivative that is also used as a laxative and a thickener for soups. (See above re innovation and multiple uses for the same substances.) But, it was satisfactorily slippery through a rather lengthy activity, and cleanup was a breeze. I did not use it internally, however, because it contains glucose. While the benzoic acid is a preservative, I didn't see any reason to invite a yeast infection by putting sugar in my snatch.<br /><br />One bonus: the aloe left me feeling very, very soft and silky in a place that is very, very soft and silky to begin with. I think this product would make a damned fine massage gel. I'd only use it again for sex if the taste factor wasn't going to <span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">*ahem*</span> come into play.<br /></div><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com">Alessia</a><br /></div><br />Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/safe-sex-lubes/good-clean-love-lubricant-lavender-rose?kbid=269">Babeland</a> has to say:<br /><p></p><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote><p>Make your lubricant the flower-infused, healing <a href="http://www.goodcleanlove.com/">Good Clean Love</a>—even if your sex is down and dirty! Real herbs and flowers—like cinnamon sticks and whole rosebuds—combine with aloe for a slippery, skin-friendly experience. Try tasty Cinnamon Vanilla or non-irritating Lavender Rose.</p><ul><li>Size: 4 ounces</li><li>Formula Base: Water</li><li>Ingredients/Cinnamon Vanilla: <span style="font-size:78%;">Deionized Water, Agar, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Xanthan Gum, Cinnamomum Cassia Bark, Vanilla Planifolia Fruit, Vegetable Glycerin, Glucose, Lactoperoxidase, Oxidase Glucose, Benzoic Acid</span></li><li>Ingredients/Lavendar Rose: <span style="font-size:78%;">Deionized Water, Agar, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Xanthan Gum, Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavendar), Rosa Damascena Flower, Glucose, Lactoperoxidase, Vegetable Glycerin, Glucose Oxidase, Benzoic Acid</span></li></ul></blockquote></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-4580287737538774038?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-86184933108009140202008-12-22T20:00:00.000-05:002008-12-22T21:03:40.743-05:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.skindecent.com/product_info.php?cPath=95&amp;products_id=194"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 289px; height: 256px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SU-WFddn7GI/AAAAAAAABsg/lFtX0F0Db5Q/s400/IMG_1147.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5282605908481272930" border="0" /></a>Knowing my penchant for peppermint, a very dear friend with a serious fetish for bath products gave me this <a href="http://www.skindecent.com/product_info.php?cPath=95&amp;products_id=194">Skindecent Elite Massage Candle</a> to review. While not a "sex toy" <span style="font-style: italic;">per se</span>, it is definitely a sensory indulgence.<br /><br />A <span style="font-style: italic;">massage candle</span>, you say? Does not compute. We're not talking about wax play here. We're talking about touch, about massage. While there is beeswax in this candle, it also contains soy oil and shea butter -- both of which are wonderful emollients. I thought the wax would leave a heavy film on my skin, but it really didn't. Yes, I could tell there was a thin layer there, but it just seemed to lock in the softness -- which is a definitely plus during the chapped skin season.<br /><br />My candle was scented with peppermint/spearmint essential oils. When ordering, however, you can specify the desired fragrance. There are hundreds from which to choose. You can smell like a flower or like a decadent dessert or like a designer perfume. Personally, I prefer to smell like something edible.<br /><br />Simply light the candle, and when it softens, scoop a little into your palm and rub on the body part in need of relaxation. (Note: I'm very sensitized to oils like peppermint and cinnamon. It you're not, do not put this on delicate tissue -- like labia. I don't recommend its use internally at all. This is NOT a lubricant for anything other than external massage.)<br /><br />It felt absolutely divine while being rubbed into my skin. My masseuse said that he felt it went from too-hot liquid to too-solid too quickly, but I sure didn't notice that. The heat of the melted wax &amp; oils worked a long day's stress from my back, and the tingle-chill of the mints provided a delicious contrast. The scent cleared my head, and I was blissfully off to sleep.<br /><br />I feared the residue would leave a greasy stain on the sheets, but there was no evidence of such in the morning. My back, however, still felt wonderfully smooth and soft. Being the skin slut that I am, I'll definitely be checking out Skindecent's other products.<br /></div><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-8618493310800914020?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-41248673195410614452008-12-17T23:00:00.003-05:002008-12-17T23:06:45.873-05:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-bullet-eggs/dynamic-duo?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 128px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SQ9GNkk0TdI/AAAAAAAABpw/4NBcL6Xc4wY/s400/Dynamic+Duo.jpg" alt="Dynamic Duo" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264503688389742034" border="0" /></a>A <span style="font-style: italic;">Toys for Tarts</span> guest review:<br /><br />From the first sight, I knew this wasn’t just an ordinary bullet duo. It’s cool green clear plastic controller with the two silver bullets has one thinking “alien probes” and all the fun those thoughts inspire. Loading up the toy with batteries, I dialed on the controller and the bullet leaped to command, a fun powerful vibration which had it dancing across my hand, bed and my partner’s chest. It sent a shiver of excitement through me as my partner dangled the bullet by the cord and watched it dance around my nipples. He then had the other sliding down to my pussy and had me squirming all over from the powerful vibrations. With one in my pussy and one swirling around my nipples, I was soon moaning in pleasure. The controller goes from a powerful vibe to a clit numbing sensation. The dial controls don’t give you a pulse option but the power is there to stimulate. This isn't a device you can use to wear to the office because the buzzing could have someone wondering what is happening.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ One Lusty Wench<br /></div><br />Here's what Babeland has to say about the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-bullet-eggs/dynamic-duo?kbid=269">Dynamic Duo</a>:<br /><p></p><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote><p>Fighting with your partner over who gets to go first? Can’t decide whether you like a throbbing pulse or a rapid buzz? The Dynamic Duo swoops in and saves the day: separate variable-speed control dials mean you can tickle two erogenous zones at the same time, thrill to two different levels of sensation, or get off at the same time as your partner. And separate jacks mean the 37-1/2” cords stretch further, making it even easier to hit just the right spots. </p><ul><li>Size: Bullet: 2-1/4” x 1” controller: 3” x 5”</li><li>Material: Silver <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/sextoymaterials#hard?kbid=269">plastic</a></li><li>Batteries: Four <a href="http://store.babeland.com/batteries/battery-aa?kbid=269">AA</a></li></ul></blockquote></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-4124867319541061445?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-79912723817941732092008-12-12T06:00:00.003-05:002008-12-12T06:55:35.676-05:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/affiliates/images/babelandbutterfly.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 100px; height: 100px;" src="http://www.babeland.com/about/affiliates/images/babelandbutterfly.jpg" alt="Babeland Affiliate for Butterfly Temptress" border="0" /></a>Several sex toy vendors are picking up the fundraising ball dropped by <a href="http://www.edenfantasys.com/#pcode-AUK">EdenFantasys</a> and sponsoring benefits of some sort for <a href="http://thebutterflytemptress.com/">Butterfly Temptress</a>, who is battling cervical cancer. One of our absolute favorite stores, <a href="http://store.babeland.com/?kbid=269">Babeland</a>, is on board in a big way.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Toys for Tarts</span> is one of <a href="http://blog.babeland.com/2008/12/10/whats-new-with-butterfly-temptress-bloggers/">several review sites</a> that has agreed to donate its December Babeland affiliate revenues to the Butterfly Temptress to help defray her medical expenses. So, please do your holiday toy shopping through our links or the links of the other participants!<br /><br />In addition, on January 1st, <span style="font-style: italic;">Toys for Tarts</span> will have a drawing for the winner's choice of one of the following <a href="http://store.babeland.com/?kbid=269">Babeland</a> products:<br /></div><ul style="text-align: justify;"><li><span style="font-size:85%;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-rabbit-style/elastomer-rabbit-habit/?kbid=269">Elastomer Rabbit Habit Vibrator</a><br />A new edition of the Vibratex Rabbit vibrator that was made famous on Sex and the City!<br />We’re thrilled to be able to offer this latex-free edition of Vibratex’s famous Rabbit Habit vibrator. Functionally similar to the original Rabbit Habit, this model is sheathed in 100% premium Elastomer, a high-quality material that is both latex and phthalate free but still incredibly soft. The vibrating bunny portion of this model's updated design is angled closer to the shaft for more direct clit contact, and the famous pearls have been redesigned to rotate more consistently than the tumbling pearls of the original. While the glittery lavender shaft twirls for G-spot stimulation, the rabbit ears flutter along the clitoris and the "pearls" stimulate the sensitive opening of the vagina. Separate variable speed controls power each of the two components. The elastomer version of the classic Rabbit Habit is one of the Babeland All Stars!<br /><br /></span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-first-timers/pink-kink-kit/?kbid=269">Pink Kink Kit</a><br />Bondage beginner? You’ll find sugar and spice and everything naughty in our super-sexy, non-intimidating Pink Kink Kit, making bondage affordable, fashionable and very appealing. An innocent pink mesh bag holds a heart-emblazoned, comfortable leather blindfold, an adorable pink leather 11” whip with a teasing sting, and a snap-to-fit leather collar that reads SEXY (as if it weren’t obvious!). The blindfold is held in place with a comfortable, adjustable elastic band, and the whip includes a D-ring so you can dangle it anywhere. Pink and White leather. Comes in a reusable see-through gift bag.<br /><br /></span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-discreet/ducky/?kbid=269">I Rub My Ducky</a><br />Why won't Ernie get out of the bath? He's got the I Rub My Duckie vibrator! This floating friend's got more than just sweet blue eyes and an irresistible smile. Give Duckie a squeeze and suddenly you've got a vibrating pleasure pal who makes bath time lots more fun. Round head, pointed tail and nubby beak offer a variety of contact textures to choose from. Waterproof Duckie's vibrations are nearly silent, too, so he's discreet as he is adorable. Made of latex-free and phthalate-free PVC. Now has three modes of vibration!</span></li></ul><div style="text-align: justify;">To enter, simply make any purchase from <a href="http://store.babeland.com/?kbid=269">Babeland</a> between now &amp; December 31, 2008 (midnight ET) and forward a copy of your order confirmation email to toys-for-tarts [at] eroticanthology [dot] com -- <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">OR</span> -- write a review (500 words minimum) of any <a href="http://store.babeland.com/?kbid=269">Babeland</a> product to be posted here on the <span style="font-style: italic;">Toys for Tarts</span> blog &amp; email it to toys-for-tarts [at] eroticanthology [dot] com.<br /><br />peace &amp; passion ... and Happy Holidays to y'all from the <span style="font-style: italic;">Toys for Tarts</span> review team!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.eroticanthology.com">Alessia</a><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-7991272381794173209?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-90206078298209090182008-12-04T07:00:00.002-05:002008-12-04T07:36:35.155-05:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/videos-dvds/adult-dvd-mans-ruin?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SSy1sNLBmcI/AAAAAAAABqY/EUpSM0TyMOk/s400/Man%27s+Ruin.jpg" alt="Man's Ruin DVD" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272789034798782914" border="0" /></a>When I ordered this DVD, I expected something different, and I sure as hell got it. This has to be the strangest porn flick I've ever seen. The title makes no sense whatsoever, since no one but the damsel in unconvincing distress is facing ruin -- lest you count all our immortal porn-consuming souls, I suppose.<br /><br />Does it have a plot? Well, yeah. The protagonist -- played by Melodie Gore -- is sucked into a video game where she must rescue Go-Go from sexual torture (a la fucking machine wielded by a muttering dominatrix with a riding crop and a shock wand). In the process, she travels through five game venues featuring different sexual scenarios: a M/F medical-shaving-foot fetish scene with a semen-collecting squid (I kid you not); a disturbingly vanilla M/F tryst in "Satan's" lair; a F/F and F/F/F scene in a 70s nightclub that proved to be the most titillating (no pun intended) of the five, perhaps because it left the smeared lipstick &amp; mascara "ravaged" look of the prior two scenes behind; an utterly forgettable M/F fuck that started out interestingly enough (with the woman in bridle and prancing like a pony) and ended with the typical cum-on-the-tramp-stamp money shot; and the finale F/F sadism in which Go-Go is smacked around, shocked, and motor-skewered by a modest-sized dildo until our heroine arrives to "save" her by simply... well, showing up. As damsels in distress go, Princess Toadstool had more spunk. Go-Go is a quivering, whimpering pile of skin &amp; bones that evoked no sympathy from this viewer beyond wanting to provide her with a blanket and a sandwich.<br /><br />Piercings and tattoos abound. The women are all attractive, but far from perfect (which is a plus in my book). The men have impressive physiques, but I commented on their muscular legs &amp; abs more often than their <span style="font-style: italic;">equipment</span>. Satan, especially, was a hard-working stud who looked rather fine when beaded with sweat.<br /><br />The film aims for artsy with non-traditional music, strange lighting, heavy anime influences, and funky camera angles, but hits the humorous mark more often. (I mean, how often do corn dogs appear in porn flicks? Seriously.) If you want something to wank to, look elsewhere. If you want a few belly laughs, some odd (but far from extreme, once you excuse the squid) fetish play, and extreme close-ups of P-V penetration (no P-A) that go on and on and yawn, look no further. This is your flick.<br /><br />When all was said and done, my partner -- who is a serious DVD collector -- said, "Who can we give this to?" I suppose, someday, it could become a cult classic, but until then, it's simply a novelty item.<br /></div><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com">Alessia</a><br /></div><br />Here's what Babeland, who graciously provided the DVD for review, has to say:<br /><p><b></b></p><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote><p><b>Man's Ruin</b> is an adult DVD for the porn specialist who is looking for a multi-player, multi-level game that's easy to beat, and beat off to! OK, so it's not <i>really</i> a video game, but it sure plays like one! <b>Man's Ruin</b> is a cinematic super-charged world of sexual deviancy, fetishism, and perversions--with alt porn star Melodie Gore as a superstar hero on a mission laden with sexual obstacles like tattooed ladies, hard cocks, and bondage devices. From front to back, you'll find <b>Man's Ruin</b> a fully artistic and explicit kinky film, complete with medical play, all-girl threesomes, sex and submission, and high-end fetish domination. Get out your joysticks!</p><ul><li>Company: Vivid</li><li>Released: 2007</li><li>Length: 113 minutes</li><li>Director: <a href="http://www.winkytiki.com">Winkytiki</a> </li><li>Noteworthy Stars: Stoya, Justine Joli, Claire Adams</li></ul></blockquote></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-9020607829820909018?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-69925341861224794262008-11-22T17:00:00.001-05:002008-11-22T18:11:07.881-05:00<a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-electric/hitachi-magic-wand?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 124px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SQ9EOk5T-wI/AAAAAAAABpg/hFCtnkHTupg/s400/Hitachi.jpg" alt="Hitachi Magic Wand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264501506632317698" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: justify;">Heaven. Absolute heaven.<br /><br />It's been my pleasure to review the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-electric/hitachi-magic-wand?kbid=269">Hitachi Magic Wand</a>.<br /><br />When I first removed the toy from the box, I was surprised at the seemingly innocent appearance and at the solid weight of the product. No cheap issue, this. It is in fact a marvelous deep muscle massager, easily able to deliver powerful but soothing vibrations to the entire body. The wand guarantees a relaxed recipient, whether you've been driving a moving van for thirty hours or building sets for a middle school play.<br /><br />Phthalate free, it's a foot long instrument, twelve solid phallic-shaped inches loaded with teeth-clenching vibrations. The head is soft and flexible and measures 7 ½ inches around, slightly smaller than a tennis ball. There is a six foot power cord, 110-120 volts, with two settings. It is the strongest vibrator I've ever used.<br /><br />After plugging it in and turning it to the highest setting, I applied the wand to the back of my neck, and then slipped it down between my shoulder blades. The relief was immediate, and it felt as if my entire body unclenched. I followed this up by testing it on my calves, my thighs, and even the soles of my feet. The vibrations tickled my feet but my leg muscles sighed with pleasure.<br /><br />Undaunted and intrigued, and with growing sexual thoughts, I placed the buzzing head directly against my tender nipples. Zing! It was startling but absolutely amazing. I would have thought that the vibrations were too powerful to be enjoyed sexually but as it turns out, I was quite mistaken.<br /><br />With a grin I centered the vibrating tool against my jean-clad crotch. Wow. The pleasurable sensations were acute and quickly traveled from navel to kneecaps. Thinking I should begin this sort of play at the lower setting I tried to turn the wand down. That's when I realized it was already on the lowest setting. It could only go higher. So I turned it up.<br /><br />That was quickly followed by a bone-rattling, chair-gripping, seeing stars climax. Wow. It was a good thing no one else was home at the time.<br /><br />Well, since the first test was such a success, ahem, my next thoughts were about variety and further experimentation. So, later that night my partner and I took the wand from the living room to the bedroom.<br /><br />We started with teasing and body massage techniques. He loved it as much as I did and the groans from muscle relaxation soon gave way to sexual moans and sighs. It was certainly not too powerful on my sensitive bits, especially after arousal, but I can see where direct application may be too much for some.<br /><br />We tried different positions and variations, but eventually settled for the tried and true rear entry. I held the wand easily in one hand, pressed it to myself and once we were engaged my partner felt the vibrations nearly as forcefully as I did. He is now a serious fan of vibrating toys.<br /><br />We've since discovered there is an attachment that can be purchased for the wand called the Gee Whiz. It snaps on and allows users to focus on clitoris or G-spot. Delicious.<br /><br />The Hitachi Magic Wand is an orgasm producer, no question. And as a matter of fact, our wand is still plugged in.<br /><br />I highly recommend it and look forward to further playtime, I mean, experimentation.</div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.myspace.com/sarahrose_emerson">Sarah Rose</a><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-electric/hitachi-magic-wand?kbid=269">Babeland</a>, who graciously provided the product for review, had to say:<br /></div><p style="text-align: justify;"></p><blockquote><p style="text-align: justify;">Known as "the Cadillac of Vibrators" and perhaps the world's most popular vibrating sex toy. Similar in look and feel to the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/page/TIB/PROD/vibrators-electric/DE020010?kbid=269">Acuvibe</a>, its strong vibration makes it an unfailing friend in masturbation, and its symmetrical shape makes it a natural for partnered, face-to-face fun. For penetration options, check out the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/page/TIB/PROD/TS350060?kbid=269">Gee Whiz</a> and the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/page/TIB/PROD/DE275045?kbid=269">Deluxe G-spotter</a> attachments. Runs on 110v power, cord is 6'1". Two speeds, spongy head; or replace with <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-electric/off-with-your-head-magic-wand-attachment?kbid=269">Off With Your Head</a>. Hitachi is one of the <a href="http://www.babeland.com/sexinfo/features/all-stars-sex-toys?kbid=269">Babeland All Stars</a>!</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><i>This item cannot be shipped outside of North America.</i></span></p></blockquote><p style="text-align: justify;"><i></i></p><ul></ul><blockquote><ul><li>Size: 12"; head: 2-1/2" diameter</li><li>Material: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/sextoymaterials#vinyl?kbid=269">Vinyl</a> and <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/sextoymaterials#hard?kbid=269">hard plastic</a></li><li>Volume: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/vibeadvice#noise?kbid=269"><img src="http://store.babeland.com/catalog/images/rating/rating5.gif" alt="5 out of 5" /></a></li><li>Intensity: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/vibeadvice#vary?kbid=269"><img src="http://store.babeland.com/catalog/images/rating/rating5.gif" alt="5 out of 5" /></a></li><li>Batteries: Electric</li></ul></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-6992534186122479426?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-89541737845248737962008-11-18T12:00:00.004-05:002008-11-18T16:08:01.195-05:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/men-sleeves-pumps/maverick?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 151px; height: 151px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SOv65FaOXgI/AAAAAAAABOE/OqdQPqgwA8g/s400/Maverick+2.jpg" alt="Maverick" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254569248869473794" border="0" /></a><a href="http://store.babeland.com/men-sleeves-pumps/maverick?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 146px; height: 146px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SOv60XC12jI/AAAAAAAABN8/IFeSPpmryeo/s400/Maverick+1.jpg" alt="Maverick" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254569167703890482" border="0" /></a> It is always a delight to make new acquaintances, and when one's friends get along famously, it can be very satisfying. Very. Satisfying. <a href="http://store.babeland.com/men-sleeves-pumps/maverick?kbid=269">Maverick</a>, the nubby, stretchy, reversible elastomer sleeve, took a shining to <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2008/08/woody.html">Woody</a>, the suction-based glittery silver silicone dick as if they were meant to be together in some sort of erotic reproduction of Toy Story.<br /><br />This is one versatile product! The fellas can use it with the nubbies on the inside -- slathered with <a href="http://www.babeland.com/sexinfo/howto/choose-lube?kbid-269">lube</a> -- while the ladies can turn it inside out and slip it on their fellas or their favorite toy for a little extra nubby goodness, either harnessed or hand-held. Nevermind that it looks like a curling iron attachment. It doesn't FEEL like one, and that's what counts.<br /><br />Elastomer is a slightly porous, phthalate-free material that cannot be completely disinfected, so this product is not recommended for anal play. Wash with warm, soapy, anti-bacterial soap and stretch it around a lint-free towel to thoroughly dry the inside. Then, invert and store nubby-side out, since all those bumps could harbor moisture.<br /><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com">Alessia</a><br /></div></div><br />Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/men-sleeves-pumps/maverick?kbid=269">Babeland</a> has to say:<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>After a long day’s work, come home and slip into something more comfortable—the tantalizing Maverick penis sleeve. The cushy, soft elastomer sleeve fits snugly on virtually anyone, while nubby tendrils lining the inside stroke every inch of your cock. And though it’s not what the Maverick was designed for, we liked turning it inside out—so the nubbies face out—and letting our partners enjoy extra stimulation during vaginal penetration. Blue <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/sextoymaterials#elastomer?kbid=269">elastomer</a>. One stretchy size.</blockquote></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-8954173784524873796?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-52815650481167955472008-10-31T00:00:00.001-04:002008-10-31T00:00:01.907-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-bondage/bondage-tape?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 219px; height: 284px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SQnmPtQFCyI/AAAAAAAABQM/JUUI7zzwOQg/s400/pd2111-23.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262990797078596386" border="0" /></a>He said: <div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>Man… This stuff can be used for a blindfold, bindings or a leash. Roll some of it up and tuck in your pocket for those unexpected public bondage opportunities. It really doesn't yank her hair or rip her skin, making it great for those times when you have that urge to tie her down and don't want to necessarily be nice about it. You can just tape her down and go to it. The thing I like best is that it seems to grip tighter the more she struggles! Gotta love that. And there's no pain when it's time to come off. You peel it off and roll it up to use again later.</blockquote></div><p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0.14in;"></p><p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0.14in;">She said:</p><p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0.14in; text-align: justify;"></p><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>Oh. My. God. This stuff is fantastic…. Finally a product that lives up to it promise. The pretty packaging says, "Wrap your lover up tonight. It’s bound to please you both." And it's most surely true. It doesn’' pull out your hair, stick to your belly button ring or tear your expensive thigh highs. I love the way it looks, too. The shiny black tape is so sexy against my skin.</blockquote></div><p></p> <p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0.14in; text-align: justify;">The bottom line: <a href="http://www.pipedreamproducts.com/showdetail.php?Full_Number=PD2111-15">The Fetish Fantasy Series, Pleasure Tape</a> by <a href="http://www.pipedreamproducts.com/">Pipedream Products</a> was exactly what the package promised it to be. How often can you say that these days? This stuff will become a favorite in the toy bag. There are much more elaborate ways to bind someone, but this tape works well, and looks good while it's doing it.</p><p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0.14in; text-align: justify;">This product is highly recommended for those that are just starting to play with bondage as well as the experienced bondage lover. Its versatility would make it a very fun addition to almost any couples' sex life. Anyone can have fun with this tape.</p><p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0.14in; text-align: right;">~ Mari Freeman<br /><a href="http://www.marifreeman.com/">marifreeman.com</a></p><p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0.14in; text-align: center;">~ ~ ~<br /></p><p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0.14in;">Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-bondage/bondage-tape?kbid=269">Babeland</a> had to say:</p><p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0.14in; text-align: justify;"></p><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>Bondage tape is a bondage enthusiast's dream! One roll contains 65' of reusable, uncoated 2" wide tape. It bonds, blindfolds, gags, and restrains using a unique self-cling property--no sticky glue! Easily and painlessly removed, it won't even stick to hair. Lightweight, quick, easy to use, and aesthetically pleasing in red or black, it's a must-have for your toy box no matter what level of play you are into. Bondage tape is also great for those on a budget, or who don't want to mess around with heavy equipment.</blockquote></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-5281565048116795547?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-38122792651439993122008-10-30T20:00:00.002-04:002008-10-30T20:33:12.114-04:00<a href="http://www.babeland.com/?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 203px;" src="http://www.babeland.com/about/affiliates/images/babeland_treats.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>There's only 24 hours left to take advantage of Babeland.com Halloween discounts:<br /><ul><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Take<strong> $30 OFF</strong> your next Babeland.com purchase of $150 or more when you enter coupon code: <strong>Treat30</strong></span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Take<strong> $15 OFF</strong> your next Babeland.com purchase of $100 or more when you enter coupon code: <strong>Treat15</strong></span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Take <strong>$ 5 OFF</strong> your next Babeland.com purchase of $50 or more when you enter coupon code: <strong>Treat5</strong></span></li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-3812279265143999312?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-14494743218098239512008-10-30T07:00:00.006-04:002010-05-19T17:46:17.811-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 235px; height: 173px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SO_keE_XjII/AAAAAAAABPU/Q5B-lnXvuNc/s400/VTWEV.jpg" alt="We-vibe" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5255670495551392898" border="0" />There are so many ways this little, purple pleaser can be used that a conscientious toy reviewer could spend months trying (and re-trying) them in order to present the intrepid, orgasm-seeking consumer with a comprehensive evaluation. Eventually, however, the review simply must be written so that the products piling up in the corner, patiently awaiting their turn, can have their chance at my... well, you know.<br /><br />If Toys for Tarts' review doesn't answer all your burning questions, please leave a comment. We'll do our bestest to answer or at least point you in the direction of the answer. Realize, of course, that any questions might result in this reviewer disappearing for days (or weeks) in order to thoroughly research <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">*ahem*</span> the answer. There are also other reviews--out there in the jungles of cyberspace--to peruse. <a href="http://www.cleansheets.com/toc.shtml">Clean Sheets</a>, for example, posted <a href="http://www.cleansheets.com/coverstories/product_09.10.08.shtml">his</a>-n-<a href="http://www.cleansheets.com/coverstories/product_08.27.08.shtml">hers</a> critiques.<br /><br />Okay, so it looks like a cross between new-age salad tongs and a mouth guard. (I like <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2008/09/delight.html">funky stuff</a>.) What you can't tell from the photographs (and the We-vibe <a href="http://we-vibe.com/">website</a> has lots of them from all angles) is that its surface is SOFT and that its neck is really flexible.<br /><br />The We-vibe is primarily designed to be used during penetrative vaginal sex--be that with human or inanimate object or some combination of the two. The (slightly) smaller end is inserted, while the larger end rests against the clitoris. It stays put quite well in all positions tested--especially missionary &amp; on all fours--even with lots of lubrication (be it the natural variety or the type that comes from the industrial-sized pump dispenser on your nightstand). [REMINDER: Don't use silicone lubes with silicone toys.] Takes a We-bit <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">(*snerk* Aren't I punny?)</span> more coordination when on top, but once you put your quarter in the slot and your bronco starts bucking, you're good for the duration of the ride.<br /><br />It's rechargeable, which means that even though it's purple (visually), it's green (environmentally). That purple is like a thick, silicone wet suit (appropriately) for the moving parts. Two vibrating nodes. One in each end. Two stronger-than-typical-bullet-vibe, quieter-than-typical-bullet-vibe nodes.<br /><br />The single, 3-position, high-off-low toggle switch (which controls both ends) is hidden beneath that sheath, too. There are just a couple, cute little dimples on the clit end to indicate its location. You have to feel around for it, but--just like you have to feel around for a g-spot--you'll know when you find it. Trust me.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 254px; height: 125px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SO_kU-t2YvI/AAAAAAAABPM/-Izx-4qik3I/s400/VTWEV_3.jpg" alt="We-vibe" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5255670339248481010" border="0" />Same for the power jack. Another dimple, just below the power dimples. A tiny slit of a nose to their rounder eyes. At first I was hesitant to "pierce" the purple with the plug, but it plunged right in there and sealed right back up when withdrawn. Nifty!<br /><br />The instructions say it cannot be overcharged and recommend keeping it plugged in so it'll have a full charge whenever you're ready to play. In testing, a single charge lasted long enough to accomplish its mission in three separate, lengthy <span style="font-style: italic;">experiments</span> before showing any signs of fatigue. (That's more than I can say for most partners I've known.)<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 188px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SQmd7KJl4pI/AAAAAAAABQE/8cvPN2aYNvk/s400/CIMG1157a.JPG" alt="We-vibe" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262911279221564050" border="0" />The storage case looks so much like a typical eyeglass case in size and shape that no one would give it a second glance if you left it on your kitchen counter--not that I expect to be using it in the kitchen, mind you. (On second thought, my kitchen island does look rather inviting.)<br /><br />So, in the final analysis, is this purple pleasure puppy worth its hefty price tag? Yeah, I think so. If you give it a try, please let us know what YOU think!<br /></div><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">~ ~ ~<br /></div><br />Here's what EdenFantasys has to say:<br /><p style="text-align: justify;"></p><blockquote><p style="text-align: justify;">This unique discreet vibrator is crafted in premium silicone and designed for hands-free pleasure. Rechargeable and phthalate-free, the body friendly material and powerful vibrations will arouse and delight.<br><br>Two vibrating nodes purr simultaneously at low or high speed on each end of this sex toy. The We-vibe has a compact body about the size of a playing card, with ribbed textures on the inside to stimulate. The tip with the control button in it rests on the clitoris, while the thinner tip slides inside the vagina to massage the G-spot.br><br>A thin jack simply slides into a small hole in the front to recharge the We-vibe. Two dimples beside the charging port accent the internal power switch, which can be moved left for high speed and right for low. High speed is moderately quiet, while low speed is very quiet, making this a great toy for a little discreet fun.br><br>Your We-vibe unit comes with a black and purple hinged case and a charging plug. It should be used only with water based lubricants, and can not be submerged in water. Only the thinner tip should be inserted.</p><br><br><br /><ul><li>Type: G-spot and clitoral vibrator</li><li>Texture: Ribbed</li><li>Control type: Power switch</li><li>Clitoral attachment shape: Other</li><li>Functions: Vibrating</li><li>Safety features: Non-porous / Phthalates free</li><li>Powered By: Rechargeable</li><li>Material: <a href="http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-guides-and-tips/guides/materials/silicone#pcode-AUK" target="_blank">Silicone</a></li><li>Color: Purple</li><li>Length: 3"</li><li>Insertable length: 3"</li><li>Circumference: 3"</li><li>Diameter: 1"</li><li>Weight: 0.1 lb</li><li>Special Features: Multispeed</li></ul></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-1449474321809823951?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-55867153577963031162008-10-24T00:00:00.003-04:002008-10-24T06:49:13.510-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/dildos-silicone/buzz-1-assorted-colors?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SOv77irBSwI/AAAAAAAABOM/O0YUWMUpUGw/s400/Buzz+1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254570390595914498" border="0" /></a>Sometimes, amidst all the high-tech orgasmic gadgetry, you just want something sleek and simple. Something that doesn't require mental gymnastics to decipher. Something that cannot be confused with a <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2008/09/delight.html">marine mammal</a> or a <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-electric/we-vibe?kbid=269">pair of miniature purple salad tongs</a> (tongs for which a Toys for Tarts review is <span style="font-style: italic;">coming</span> soon, by the way). Something that won't make your boyfriend's eyes pop out when you slip it into your harness.<br /><br />Enter *ahem* <a href="http://store.babeland.com/dildos-silicone/buzz-1-assorted-colors?kbid=269">Buzz 1</a>. This utilitarian, silicone shaft by Tantus, makers of the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/double-dildos/divining-rod?kbid=269">Feeldoe</a>, is elegant in its functional simplicity--much like the organ after which it was patterned (albeit in a funner color). Available in purple (which is, like, mandatory for today's <span style="font-style: italic;">objet d'fuck</span>), black (which is incredibly sexy in a black leather <a href="http://store.babeland.com/harnesses-2-strap/jaguar-harness?kbid=269">Jaguar</a> harness), and pink (for MaryKay sales reps).<br /><br />This product, to my jaded way of thinking, is not a solo toy--like the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-electric/hitachi-magic-wand?kbid=269">Hitachi</a>, for example. By that, I mean that using it--and it alone--is like having a scoop of plain vanilla ice cream. Undoubtedly good, but not quite enough to satisfy. It needs something to accentuate its deliciousness. Like a harness. A harness that puts that delightful little bullet vibe in contact with your clit while the smoooooooth shaft glides in and out of your partner. Or, perhaps, if playing alone, a pair of <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2008/05/nipplettes-vibrating-clamps.html">vibrating nipple clamps</a>.<br /><br />I recommend that every arsenal consist of a basic model like the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/dildos-silicone/buzz-1-assorted-colors?kbid=269">Buzz 1</a>. Shop around online, though. Prices at the sites I checked varied by as much as $15. And don't forget to pick up the <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2000/01/gotta-love-sale.html">coupon codes</a> we've collected to save a few bucks.<br /></div><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><br />Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/dildos-silicone/buzz-1-assorted-colors?kbid=269">Babeland</a>, who graciously provided the product, has to say:<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">Smooth, bright and penetrating, this is the family of vibrating silicone dildos our customers have been asking for! Forget about ungainly battery packs, the Buzz 1 comes with a small <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-couples/zippy?kbid=269">Zippy Vibe</a> that nestles in the base of the dildo and generates sweet vibration. Great for those looking for a shorter strap-on dildo, this modest sized dildo with semi-realistic head is harness compatible with a 1-1/2" O-ring. Color may vary. <i>Please refer to our <a href="http://www.babeland.com/order-info#return?kbid=269">return policy</a> for this product.</i></div><ul><li>Size: 6" x 1-1/4"</li><li>Material: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/sextoymaterials#silicone?kbid=269">Silicone</a></li><li>Volume: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/vibeadvice#noise?kbid=269"><img src="http://store.babeland.com/catalog/images/rating/rating1.gif" alt="1 out of 5" /></a></li><li>Intensity: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/vibeadvice#vary?kbid=269"><img src="http://store.babeland.com/catalog/images/rating/rating1.gif" alt="1 out of 5" /></a></li><li>Batteries: Three watch batteries (included)</li></ul></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-5586715357796303116?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-88887225904851458042008-10-18T18:00:00.001-04:002008-10-18T18:47:01.506-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/books-sex-information/the-adventurous-couple-s-guide-to-sex-toys?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SOaoO4BFCVI/AAAAAAAABMg/CK5J3XLheD8/s400/1312200-a.jpg" alt="The Adventurous Couple's Guide to Sex Toys" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253070988882807122" border="0" /></a>Regardless where the toy market takes us or when/if the multitude of website addresses in this book become obsolete, good advice is good advice. The most important information in this book (on safety, communication, imagination) will stand the test of time. It starts out slowly--with tips on introducing sex toys into a relationship--so as not to overwhelm a true beginner. However, by the time readers reach the end of the book, with its chapters on sex machines and alien probes, their own kinks probably seem quite vanilla in comparison--and that is this book's subtle gift. Kudos to Ms. Blue! After all, the sex machine aficionados are clearly not this book's target audience. They're well past it on the kink-o-meter. Including information about the wilder devices and contraptions gives the nervous novice a big boost of confidence by saying without saying: "You just want to peg your boyfriend? Pffft! That's nothing. What are you waiting for?"<br /><br />The book is quite comprehensive in its coverage of toys--from standard vibrators and dildos to harnesses to webcams and teledildonics to pain play to sex furniture.<br /><br />The author's smooth narrative makes for an enjoyable read. I laughed out loud at a couple clever turns of phrase. And, yes, I did learn a thing or two.<br /></div><br />Until next time,<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><br /><br />Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/books-sex-information/the-adventurous-couple-s-guide-to-sex-toys?kbid=269">Babeland</a> has to say:<br /><p style="text-align: justify;">Turn up the volume on sex, creativity, and orgasmic potential with Violet Blue’s invigorating <a href="http://store.babeland.com/books-sex-information/the-adventurous-couple-s-guide-to-sex-toys?kbid=269"><b>Adventurous Couple’s Guide to Sex Toys</b></a>. You’ll find info on choosing and using toys, introducing your ‘adventurous’ toy choices to a not-so-adventurous partner, and tips for using toys as a couple, all presented with Blue’s characteristic dry humor. From blindfolds to threesomes, webcams to steel cage dining room tables, your taste for adventure and sexual appetite are sure to be satisfied. </p><ul><li>Binding Style: Paperback</li><li>Type: Sex Information/How-To</li><li>Number of Pages: 288</li><li>Copyright: 2006</li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-8888722590485145804?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-38922954137050999932008-10-13T06:00:00.013-04:002009-07-24T09:47:26.664-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-premium/sasi-vibrator-by-babeland%20?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SPMfikYC-4I/AAAAAAAABPc/3kBGjLtKTjk/s400/SaSi.jpg" alt="SaSi" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5256579868812049282" border="0" /></a>Sex toys just keep getting better and better, and <a href="http://www.jejoue.com/">Je Joue</a>'s <a href="http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/clitoral-stimulators/sasi#pcode-AUK">SaSi</a> is top-of-the-line luxury. It's the Lamborghini of non-human clitoral stimulation, combining vibration with a tongue-like "nub" that remembers what you like.<br /></div><br /><a href="http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/clitoral-stimulators/sasi#pcode-AUK">EdenFantasys</a> says:<br /><p style="text-align: justify;" class="prodDescriptionSuperBase"></p><blockquote><p style="text-align: justify;" class="prodDescriptionSuperBase">According to studies some women more likely get aroused from massaging finger-like motion than from vibration. SaSi is a new approach to female pleasure that implement motion instead of plain vibration.</p><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><ul class="prodDescriptionListData"><li style="text-align: justify;"><p>Massaging ball enveloped in soft silicone makes circle movements over desired area imitating finger movements.</p></li><li style="text-align: justify;"> <p>Massager delivers 11 motion patterns, which can be arranged in the sequence you like.</p></li><li style="text-align: justify;"><p>Motion and vibration speeds can be increased. You can program SaSi entering your favorite patterns in its memory.</p></li><li style="text-align: justify;"><p>SaSi is rechargeable. The full charge takes 45 minutes and lasts 1 hour 15 minutes.</p></li><li style="text-align: justify;"><p>SaSi comes with charger, 4 adapters for USA, EU, Australia and UK, storage bag and instructional booklet.</p></li><li><p style="text-align: justify;">We strongly recommend reading instructions prior first use to learn about SaSi's abilities and enjoy this wonderful product at its fullest.</p></li></ul></blockquote><br />And <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-premium/sasi-vibrator-by-babeland%20?kbid=269">Babeland</a> says:<br /><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">Just like a real partner, SaSi vibrator is capable of giving a different experience every time, and like a good partner, it will learn and remember the movements you like best. A smooth, rounded massage head undulates under a thin, silky cover, creating a soft kneading sensation that can be completely customized by adjusting movement type, speed, and vibration. SaSi is loaded with "Sensual Intelligence" which enables you to program the vibrator’s motions. Tailoring an experience just for you, it learns what you like and what you don’t like and remembers it for future enjoyment. Plus, the SaSi is a comfortable, portable size; made of water-resistant <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/sextoymaterials#silicone%20?kbid=269">silicone</a>, and rechargeable.<br /></div></blockquote><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-premium/sasi-vibrator-by-babeland%20?kbid=269">Babeland</a> offers this video on YouTube:<br /><br /><center><a style="left: 340px ! important; top: 0px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-019431068202586166 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/qVs9fSX2OwE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></a><a style="left: 340px ! important; top: 0px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-019431068202586166 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/qVs9fSX2OwE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></a><a style="left: 340px ! important; top: 0px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-019431068202586166 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/qVs9fSX2OwE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></a><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qVs9fSX2OwE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qVs9fSX2OwE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed><a class="ajwlihmgbatlpcsxceec" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/qVs9fSX2OwE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></a><a class="ajwlihmgbatlpcsxceec" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/qVs9fSX2OwE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></a></object></center>Until next time,<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-3892295413705099993?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-26182463073158634122008-10-05T21:00:00.002-04:002008-10-05T22:35:23.853-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-rabbit-style/pleasure-tops-vibrator?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 139px; height: 228px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SOlyzHaOzJI/AAAAAAAABN0/fcxp856Bl1o/s400/IMG_1114.JPG" alt="Pleasure Tops" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253856662792359058" border="0" /></a><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-rabbit-style/pleasure-tops-vibrator?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 193px; height: 224px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SOlyncuG_WI/AAAAAAAABNs/1y3UZxnFlNI/s400/IMG_1116.JPG" alt="Pleasure Tops" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253856462354447714" border="0" /></a>Undoubtedly hoping to capture some of the more frugal shoppers coveting the more expensive (and, apparently, much more effective) <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators/the-cone?kbid=269">Cone</a>, this Doc Johnson product leaves a lot to be desired. I do applaud the manufacturer's move toward phthalate-free products with this silicone toy, though.<br /><br />It's cute and soft and pink, and it certainly <span style="font-style: italic;">sounded</span> as if it would deliver a nice vibration from its two AAA batteries, but the tactile reality didn't live up to its auditory promise.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">While I could straddle it without difficulty, I'm very flexible. If you can't do a side split comfortably, don't purchase this toy intending to lower yourself onto it like you're riding a partner. You'll be seriously disappointed. Invest a bit more in a <a href="http://store.babeland.com/dildos-silicone/rock-chick?kbid=269">Rock Chick</a> or suction a <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2008/08/woody.html">Woody</a> to one of those big exercise balls if you want to ride. Those toys offer greater flexibility. There's just not a helluva lot of options with this little pink puppy.<br /><br />However, if you're limber and can get off easily with an average bullet vibe, this might be a good choice for you.<br /></div><br />Until next time...<br /></div><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><br /><br />Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-rabbit-style/pleasure-tops-vibrator?kbid=269">Babeland</a> has to say:<br /><!-- <img src="/images/prod-sale-icon.gif" alt="sale" width="30" height="30" /> <img src="/images/prod-new-icon.gif" alt="new" width="30" height="30" /> <img src="/images/prod-staffpick-icon.gif" alt="staff pick" width="30" height="30" /> <img src="/images/prod-exclusive-icon.gif" alt="exclusive" width="49" height="30" /> <img src="/images/prod-bestseller-icon.gif" alt="bestseller" width="33" length="30" /> --> <p style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-rabbit-style/pleasure-tops-vibrator?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SOagTvk_mJI/AAAAAAAABMY/-BoHgtp2B84/s400/Pleasure+Tops.jpg" alt="Pleasure Tops" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253062276423850130" border="0" /></a>Straddle the cone-shaped body of the Pleasure Top vibe and your hands are free to seek other pleasures! Slide down the shaft—the lower you go, the greater the pressure and sensation from two vibrators located in the shaft and spout, allowing you to build depth, width, vibration sensation and pressure on the clit or perineum. Tilt toward the spout for maximum effect or try it on your back or belly first in order to discover how your body responds best. The Pleasure Tops is waterproof, phthalate-free and cushy enough to respond to a PC squeeze. Both vibrators controlled by one multi-speed dial.</p><ul><li>Size: 2-1/2” x 1-1/5”</li><li>Material: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/sextoymaterials#silicone?kbid=269">Silicone</a></li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-2618246307315863412?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-68713354648362375802008-09-27T23:00:00.002-04:002008-10-03T19:19:21.092-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SN7_BssHgJI/AAAAAAAABLo/hmyLGgmposw/s1600-h/San+Diego+%28Bowl+Game%29+2007+016a.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 184px; height: 254px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SN7_BssHgJI/AAAAAAAABLo/hmyLGgmposw/s400/San+Diego+%28Bowl+Game%29+2007+016a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5250914620201730194" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-premium/delight?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SN0qAio6CZI/AAAAAAAABLY/7qWLnmVXMkg/s400/0192200-d.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5250398929370614162" border="0" /></a>My partner took one look at this cordless, rechargeable, silicone &amp; plastic <a href="http://www.funfactory.de/usa/">Fun Factory</a> product and dubbed it <span style="font-style: italic;">Shamu</span>. And judging from the--Wait for it!--<span style="font-style: italic;">whale</span> of a good time I had testing it, I'd have to agree. Shamu, it is.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />The fact that I got all hot &amp; bothered merely doing a Google image search for a picture of its namesake is an indicator of this toy's effectiveness. I now have a fetish for marine mammals thanks to this product. It is--by far--the most effective dual-stimulating g-spot/clitoral vibrator I've tested TO DATE. <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(Yes, toy vendors/manufacturers, that IS a gauntlet.)</span><br /><br />The design is ingenious, the curves perfectly formed. Every push pulls and every pull pushes. It's like an orgasmic teeter-totter without the splinters.<br /><br />The storage case/charger is discreet enough to leave on your nightstand (or coffee table) without drawing attention. The toy itself is very aesthetically pleasing, and if your toddler happens to snatch <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(no pun intended)</span> it and plunk it on the dinner table along with GI John and Caribou Barbie, no one will bat an eyelash.<br /><br />The controls--lit by glowing red LEDs--are easily visible in the dark and positioned such that they're readily accessible without being prone to inadvertent change. There are multiple levels of vibration. I counted 9 levels of steady vibrations and 3 pulsing speeds, and it's relatively quiet-ish. I really couldn't hear it over my whale-song modulating moaning. <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">*eep*</span> I noticed no power loss during a prolonged dive, either.<br /><br />I believe I just had a mini-gasm simply <span style="font-style: italic;">thinking</span> about this toy in conjunction with anal sex. Yeah, it's expensive... but, great-killer-marine-mammals Batman!, it's worth every wet cent.<br /><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><br /><br /></div><br />Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-premium/delight?kbid=269">Babeland</a> has to say:<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote><p>Invite Delight into your bedroom, with this beautifully-sculpted new vibrator. Designed to please the body as well as the eyes, the Delight practically guides itself to your favorite pleasure points, surrounding your G-spot or clitoris with powerful sensations. The Delight recharges easily while sitting in its Babeland-branded carrying case, and is available in three gorgeous colors. From the makers of our bestselling line of silicone vibrators, this <a href="http://store.babeland.com/brands-fun-factory?kbid=269">Fun Factory</a> toy also features 32 different vibration options, plus an ultra-ergonomic handle. Water-resistant. Constructed of water-resistant plastic and silicone. Delight is one of the <a href="http://www.babeland.com/sexinfo/features/all-stars-sex-toys?kbid=269">Babeland All Stars</a>! <i>Please refer to our <a href="http://www.babeland.com/order-info#return?kbid=269">return policy</a> for this product.</i></p><ul><li>Size: 4" x 1-3/4" (insertable)</li><li>Material: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/sextoymaterials#silicone?kbid=269">Silicone</a> and plastic</li><li>Volume: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/vibeadvice#noise?kbid=269"><img src="http://store.babeland.com/catalog/images/rating/rating2.gif" alt="2 out of 5" /></a></li><li>Intensity: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/vibeadvice#vary?kbid=269"><img src="http://store.babeland.com/catalog/images/rating/rating3.gif" alt="3 out of 5" /></a></li><li>Batteries: Recharges in case</li></ul></blockquote></div>And here's what the <a href="http://www.funfactory.de/usa/produkte.php?pmenuid=28&amp;produktid=272&amp;">manufacturer's website</a> reveals:<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>With »Delight« you will enter a new universe of lust!<br /><br />This new vibrator combines exterior stimulation with simultaneous insertable function.<br /><br />It is convincing, not only due to its breathtaking looks, but also because it combines precious elegance with fabulous functionality.<br /><br />The small and estethic sculpture comes with a slightly bent tip for G-Spot stimulation. A little knob that is placed on the silicone part of »Delight« will – intensified with vibration - excite for extra pleasures.<br /><br />1. The curl is held with two fingers.<br />2. Illuminated controls are easy to operate with one's thumb.<br />3. An extra bump stimulates clitoris<br />4. Made from 100% medical grade silicone, hook tickles the G-Spot.<br />5. Sides made from smooth, shiny, skin-friendly plastic.<br />6. Carrying case: Is both a travel box and recharger.</blockquote></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-6871335464836237580?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-35649613919504206342008-09-26T20:00:00.001-04:002008-09-26T20:18:45.307-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.tantusinc.com"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 254px; height: 157px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SN17uqW4MWI/AAAAAAAABLg/2LuNIUCauo8/s400/feeldoestout_black_lg.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5250488782158311778" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >3 Days ONLY — Save 15%</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Use promo code <span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>TNT6290</strong></span> at checkout to receive discount. <span style="font-style: italic;">Offer good through 11:59 PM PDT Monday, 9/29.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-3564961391950420634?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-77827613621295608792008-09-25T06:00:00.008-04:002010-05-19T17:48:07.721-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SNtpQFyXYKI/AAAAAAAABLQ/Y26t8txdXPE/s400/Sex_Toys_SPL08P5.jpg" alt="Leather Hood with Zip Eyes &amp; Mouth" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249905515782693026" border="0" />You gotta check out <span style="font-style: italic;">Snarling Misanthrope</span>'s review of this product posted on the Eden Fantasys site. It's both informative and hilarious. A snippet, for example:<br /></div><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">DURABILITY. It seems to be fairly sturdy. Through the course of testing, it has thus far stood up admirably to the following activities:<br /></div><ul><li>groveling</li><li>kneeling</li><li>begging</li><li>coitus</li><li>ass-coitus</li><li>omelet-making</li></ul></blockquote><br />Enjoy!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-7782761362129560879?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-27134202190674277862008-09-15T00:00:00.001-04:002008-09-15T00:00:01.718-04:00<h2>It’s Babeland’s Birthday, but You Get the Presents!</h2><h4>Grand Prize: Babeland All Stars Gift Basket valued at $1200</h4><div style="text-align: justify;">In honor of Babeland's 15th Anniversary, they’ve rounded up fifteen of the best sex toys (see below) and dubbed them the Babeland All Stars. They’ll be featuring stories and tips about these toys all year long in their stores and their web site. Between now and September 30, 2008, when you <a href="http://www.babeland.com/about/subscribe-briefs?kbid=269">sign up for their mailing list</a> you’ll be automatically entered to win the grand prize—a gift basket with all fifteen toys in it—valued at $1200!<br /></div><h4>Babeland All Stars Gift Basket includes:</h4><ul><li><b style=""><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-premium/sasi-vibrator-by-babeland?kbid=269">SaSi</a>, $185</b></li><li><b><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-premium/form-6?kbid=269">Form 6</a>, $175</b></li><li><b style=""><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-premium/delight?kbid=269">Delight</a>, $165</b></li><li><b><a href="http://store.babeland.com/sexy-packs/jaguar-harness-leo-dildo?kbid=269">Jaguar Harness + Leo Combo</a>, $122</b></li><li><b><a href="http://store.babeland.com/dildos-g-spot/jupiter-wand?kbid=269">Pure Wand</a>, $108</b></li><li><b style=""><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-rabbit-style/elastomer-rabbit-habit?kbid=269">Rabbit Habit Elastomer</a>, $90</b></li><li><b style=""><a href="http://store.babeland.com/safe-sex-sexual-health/aneros-prostate-stimulator?kbid=269">Aneros Helix</a>, $72</b></li><li><b style=""><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-electric/hitachi-magic-wand-g-whiz-combo?kbid=269">Hitachi Magic Wand</a>, $54</b></li><li><b style=""><a href="http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-equipment/under-the-bed-restraints?kbid=269">Under the Bed Restraints</a>, $52</b></li><li><b style=""><a href="http://store.babeland.com/dildos-g-spot/g-whiz-magic-wand-attachment?kbid=269">Gee Whiz</a>, $52</b></li><li><b style=""><a href="http://store.babeland.com/men-jack-off/maven-sleeve?kbid=269">Maven Sleeve</a>, $30</b></li><li><b style=""><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-mini/fukuoku-9000?kbid=269">Fukuoku</a>, $30</b></li><li><b style=""><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-top-picks/babeland-pocket-rocket?kbid=269">Pocket Rocket</a>, $28</b></li><li><b style=""><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-discreet/ducky?kbid=269">I Rub My Duckie</a>, $25</b></li><li><b style=""><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-slimline/slimline?kbid=269">Slimline</a>, $16</b></li></ul><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Contest Drawing Rules</span></span><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:78%;">You must be at least 18 years of age and a U.S. resident to enter this drawing. No purchase is necessary. By participating in this contest, you agree to be bound by these Contest Drawing Rules. The contest begins on March 1, 2008. All visitors to Babeland.com or a Babeland retail store who sign up for a Babeland newsletter, are qualified for entry. Qualifying entries must be received by 11:59:59 p.m. ET on September 30, 2008. Entrants must have a valid email and address, and if they desire to be contacted by phone, a valid phone number must be included.<br /><br />One grand prize winner will be chosen at random on October 15, 2008 (for a total of four winners) and will be notified via email within a week of the drawing. The odds of winning the drawing will be determined by the number of entries. The winner will have two weeks to respond to the email. After two weeks the winner forfeits the prize if it is unclaimed in that time period.</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-2713420219067427786?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-12977790298552016442008-09-14T10:00:00.001-04:002008-09-14T11:14:52.493-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;">I had fun yesterday at <a href="http://www.the-crucible.com/front.htm">The Crucible</a>'s <a href="http://www.the-crucible.com/LFandP17.htm">Leather Fleamarket &amp; Play Party 17</a> in DC. From 11am 'til 6pm, I sold books &amp; schmoozed ... and shopped! I didn't stay for the play party ('cause I had a 4-hour drive ahead of me), but from the demonstrations on the exhibit floor, it was shaping up to be a verrrrrrry intriguing event.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SM0qT4UTI1I/AAAAAAAABK0/qgeZtOATZns/s1600-h/Image006b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SM0qT4UTI1I/AAAAAAAABK0/qgeZtOATZns/s400/Image006b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5245895661979902802" border="0" /></a><br />The vendors were super nice. I picked up a very pretty deer hide <a href="http://www.detailstoys.com/floggers.html">flogger</a> from <a href="http://www.detailstoys.com/">DeTailsToys</a> along with a couple other trinkets.<br /></div><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-1297779029855201644?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-73365666128462501272008-09-04T08:00:00.003-04:002008-09-04T08:59:35.560-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;">I've had this post languishing in draft for many months, unmotivated to publish it primarily because the information is already available from numerous other sources. These days, every respectable online sex toy vendor has at least one page dedicated to information about the composition of the products it sells. For example, Babeland's starts <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/sextoymaterials?kbid=269">here</a>. A quick Google search produces a plethora of hits. I've posted the link to <a href="http://www.tinynibbles.com/unsafe">Violet Blue's most excellent article</a> before, and I'm sure I will again. Wikipedia has an entry <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo#Materials">here</a>.<br /><br />But something happened last night that made me go <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Ewwww!</span> and I think it only serves to emphasize all the warnings floating around about what's in some of the cheaper products folks stick in their bodies.<br /><br />Damned near every toy carries the instruction to store it "a cool, dry place" after proper cleaning. I mean, it's so common that it doesn't even register any more. Our eyes just pass over it, unseeing. However, being the meticulous person that I am (STOP LAUGHING!), I've always followed this advice. I don't store my sex toys in the refrigerator (unless I'm chilling my Njoy) or the oven or in a vat of disinfectant. I have a breathable--but lockable--storage drawer (a steel gun locker, actually) in which I keep my toys.<br /><br />Anyway, I opened it last night to put away some recent acquisitions, and when I happened to touch one particular dildo, it was slimy. My first thought was that I had a lube spill somewhere. Nope. Upon closer inspection, I discovered that the toy itself was... <span style="font-weight: bold;">oozing</span>. Now, this was a large, jelly dong that I don't recall buying. I think maybe it came with a harness or something. Maybe I got it as a gift. That particular detail is lost in the recesses of my sex-addled memory. However, I do know I never used/tested it (because it was HUGE and I'm just not a size queen). It was stored in "a cool, dry place" and yet it was <span style="font-style: italic;">bleeding,</span> leaking some unknown &amp; presumably toxic substance.<br /><br />I immediately tossed it in the trash, pausing only briefly to consider the environmental impact of its disposal. The thought of having that inside me made me sick to my stomach. When the nausea abated, I returned to my toy box and checked everything else. Fortunately, there were no other casualties.<br /><br />In the coming weeks, I'm going to check each of the vendors with whom Toys for Tarts is affiliated. If I do not find a page on their site with information on materials and safety, I am going to contact them with a request that they create one. If, within a reasonable amount of time, they do not, I am going to sever the affiliation. Toys for Tarts will not support vendors (even if paid a pittance to do so) that knowingly put sales before safety. Readers are encouraged to comment here to share their related experiences with various vendors.<br /><br />I will leave you with some simple advice:<br /><ol><li>Know the composition of the products you're using as well as how to safely use, clean, and store them.</li><li>If a vendor or manufacturer does not disclose the material from which a product is made, DON'T BUY IT.</li><li>If you are unsure about the composition of a product already in your arsenal, either replace it or use a safe barrier (such as a condom) when playing with it.</li><li>Pass this information along.</li></ol><br />Until next time...<br /></div><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-7336566612846250127?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-10755634259844479412008-08-31T21:00:00.018-04:002010-05-19T17:49:11.731-04:00<img style="display: none;" src="http://www.awltovhc.com/image-3066097-10449824" width="1" border="0" height="1" /><div style="text-align: justify;"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 252px; height: 330px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SLd0JbQYCYI/AAAAAAAABJ0/7MEJBSkIivk/s400/IMG_1086.JPG" alt="Fun Factory Bandito" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239784396752947586" border="0" />I heart <a href="http://www.funfactory.de/usa/">Fun Factory</a> products. They're always a bit unusual, which appeals to the eclectic eroticist in me. Even when the product <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2008/06/share-double-dildo.html">doesn't really work for me</a>, I still admire its looks and the creativity behind its design. I especially like that Fun Factory doesn't insist upon making a dildo look precisely like a penis. While the male organ is delightful in so many ways, not all lesbians care to be reminded of such during sex. Fun Factory makes dicks that aren't exactly like dicks for chicks that like un-dick-like dicks. Take Bandito, for example. Sure, the silicone dildo is phallic. It's undoubtedly intended for very dick-like uses. However, it's also intriguingly un-dick-like in a futuristic kinda sci-fi tentacle way. I think artistic sex toys are just damned spiffy.<br /><br />And, even if one is enamored of the male organ, which--I'll readily admit--I am, that's not to say that it's not enjoyable to have a little added up-curve to one's silicone shaft. Or, if you happen to be pegging, to spin that sucker around in the harness and make the up-curve into a down-curve to better hit the p-spot. Just can't DO that with a real dick, y'know. Well, you could spin the whole guy around, but we're not talking about zero-gravity sex... yet.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2008/08/woody.html"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 313px; height: 225px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SLr9tfVzfWI/AAAAAAAABKE/th8k5nuoAiQ/s400/IMG_1095.JPG" alt="Woody versus Bandito" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240780074347887970" border="0" /></a>Last week, I reviewed a similar product: <a href="http://www.vixencreations.com/">Vixen Creations</a>' <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2008/08/woody.html">Woody</a>. It's the glittery, more dick-like faux dick over there on the right. As you can see, both have the concave base that serves to suction the dildo to any smooth surface. I had to fidget with Bandito a bit to get it firmly affixed, but neither product lost its grip on my shower wall until I pried it loose after the hot water ran out.<br /><br />The angle of the photo makes it look as if Bandito is larger, but in reality, Woody is slightly longer and slightly thicker. The only difference I could feel, though, was Bandito's yummy extra up-curve. Both got the job done in roughly the same amount of time. (I don't keep a stopwatch handy when toy testing, sorry.)<br /><br />Like Woody, Bandito fits <a href="http://store.babeland.com/harnesses-2-strap/jaguar-harness?kbid=269">my favorite harness</a> beautifully. As singles go, these comparably-priced toys are both solo and strap-on winners.<br /></div><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><br />Eden Fantasys, who graciously provided the Bandito for review, says:<br /><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">Indulge in silicone fantasy with this artistically designed dildo. Swirling patterns are raised from the surface, giving a dual-texture feel to this pliable sensual toy.<br /><br />Curved in a gentle arc, the design helps stimulate the G-spot with its smooth tip. A unique three-lobed base is ideal for harness play, and sits very comfortably in the hand for thrusting when used on a partner. A concave shape on the bottom gives it a suction-cup quality for solo play.<br /><br />Made of soft 100% silicone, the Bandito can be fully sterilized by boiling in water for a few minutes, or a quick soak in a 10% bleach solution. Silicone warms to body temperature, is hygienic, and perfect for those with sensitivity to materials like jelly.<br /></div><ul><li>Product code: FUN24308</li><li>Type: Strap-on dildo</li><li>Texture: Swirled</li><li>Care and cleaning: Dishwasher safe/Boilable/Bleachable</li><li>Safety features: Non-porous/Phthalates free/Hypo-allergenic/Latex free</li><li>Harness compatibility: O-ring compatible</li><li>Material: Silicone</li><li>Length: 6 1/2"</li><li>Insertable length: 5 1/2"</li><li>Circumference: 4 1/2"</li><li>Diameter: 1 1/2"</li><li>Weight: 1 lb</li><li>Special Features: Waterproof, Harness compatible, Flared base</li></ul></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-1075563425984447941?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-42091186813109192412008-08-28T11:00:00.001-04:002008-08-28T11:04:50.980-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-equipment/pinwheel-and-sheath?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SK3va8EDGwI/AAAAAAAABG0/6PunZO_oTjk/s400/pinwheel.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237105187780500226" border="0" /></a>No, it's not a miniature pizza cutter. It's a delightfully intriguing implement for sensation or pain play. Yes, those points are sharp. Yes, they could puncture the skin if enough pressure was applied. With light pressure, however, they almost tickle -- and I'm not ticklish. With medium pressure, a trail of indentations temporarily dot the skin. Playfully write your name on your lover's back -- or deliver some wicked teasing to nipples or other pink parts.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Use safely, sanely, and consensually.</span> And, as with any product which may pierce the skin, sterilize before use. A stainless steel implement can be sterilized with rubbing alcohol, <a href="http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=13151&amp;catid=46155">Betadine</a>, or <a href="http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=16541&amp;catid=46155">chlorhexidine</a> if you don't happen to have an autoclave handy.<br /><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><br />Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-equipment/pinwheel-and-sheath?kbid=269">Babeland</a> has to say:<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">Sensuous or stern, you'll get your partner purring (or squealing) in no time when you run the steely bright pinwheel over legs, arms, backs, and genitals! The gleaming twenty-two-point stainless steel wheel has stood the test of time as a perennial favorite with both BDSM players and those who prefer a lighter touch. This full body sensation toy, also known as the Wartenberg Wheel, was originally developed by neurologists to test dermal nerve response. Make them shiver with pleasure as you hold the gorgeous smooth handle at an angle, to avoid piercing the skin, and vary the speed and pressure as you roll the prickling wheel. Comes encased in a leather sheath.<br /></div></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-4209118681310919241?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-89906839610066882532008-08-26T00:00:00.001-04:002008-08-26T00:00:00.931-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/dildos-silicone/woody?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SLNsS_5T5-I/AAAAAAAABJM/ATTCn1SqHRM/s400/IMG_1076.JPG" alt="Woody" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238649865207277538" border="0" /></a>From <a href="http://www.vixencreations.com/">Vixen Creations</a>, makers of the <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2006/01/nexus.html">Nexus</a>, comes this realistically-sized 100% silicone dildo. Now, the silvery glitter is not a common attribute of the part of the human male anatomy after which this product is patterned, but I think Woody wears it well. If a glittery dick isn't your thing, Woody also comes in black and vanilla. <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">(Hey, at least it's not purple. What IS it with purple sex toys, anyway?)</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">I decided to introduce myself to Woody in the shower. Y'see, one of Woody's nifty little features is a concave base: a simple, but ingenious design element that allows Woody's base to function like a suction cup. A suction cup strong enough to stick to the wall of the shower through some vigorous action. Not that I'd know, of course. *wink*<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">But with Woody stuck to the wall, one's hands are free to... um... do other things, like... um... shampoo. Yeah, shampoo. And, if so inclined, to rinse ever-so-thoroughly with that lovely Moen hand-held shower massager. Ahem.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">After the hot water ran out... erm, I mean, after I finished showering, I tested Woody in my Jaguar harness, which fits like they were made for one another. Red leather. Glittery dick. It's the new look for fall. All the rage. Can't wait to take 'em for a test drive.<br /><br />At $60, Woody doesn't come cheap, but versatility, durability, safety, efficiency, and effectiveness make it well worth the expense. The glitter's just icing on that cake.<br /></div><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><br /><a href="http://store.babeland.com/dildos-silicone/woody?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SLMvGlqfZqI/AAAAAAAABIs/QlrtVbH5jTk/s400/Woody.jpg" alt="Woody" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238582581798069922" border="0" /></a>Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/dildos-silicone/woody?kbid=269">Babeland</a> has to say:<br /><p style="text-align: justify;"></p><blockquote><p style="text-align: justify;">Who doesn't want a Woody? This guy may be average in size, but his performance is anything but. With a great head for G-spot lovin' and a shaft that's nicely proportioned, Woody looks and feels great. Black, vanilla, or glittery silver! <i>Please refer to our <a href="http://www.babeland.com/order-info#return?kbid=269">return policy</a> for this product.</i></p><ul><li>Size: 6-1/4" x 1-1/2"</li><li>Material: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/sextoymaterials#silicone?kbid=269">Silicone</a></li></ul></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-8990683961006688253?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-36054500301900699562008-08-25T00:00:00.006-04:002008-08-25T00:00:00.933-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/brands-sportsheets/doorjamb-cuffs?kbid=269" target="_blank"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SLDEDhOkbrI/AAAAAAAABHM/_ucAAnQhdj0/s400/doorjamb+cuffs.jpg" alt="Doorjamb Cuffs" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237901931370016434" border="0" /></a>From <a href="http://www.sportsheets.com/doorJamCuffs.php" target="_blank">SportSheets</a>, the makers of the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-bondage-all/penetration-station/?kbid=269" target="_blank">Penetration Station</a> reviewed <a href="http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2008/06/penetration-station.html" target="_blank">here</a>, comes this intriguing pair of restraints: <a href="http://store.babeland.com/brands-sportsheets/doorjamb-cuffs?kbid=269">Door Jam Cuffs</a>. Yes, "Jam" should be "Jamb" -- and, technically, the jamb is the <span style="font-weight: bold;">vertical</span> part of a door's frame -- but I'm going to forgive the manufacturer's faux pas in favor of its products' functionality. Besides, "Door Lintel Cuffs" just doesn't sound as sexy.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">I'm always wary of restraints from mainstream sex toy vendors, because... well... they're usually not <span style="font-style: italic;">serious</span> gear. They're often more visually oriented and playful, but not truly effective for bondage.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/brands-sportsheets/doorjamb-cuffs?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 193px; height: 329px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SLDDwixgWSI/AAAAAAAABHE/fLP-Mb9TBvA/s400/IMG_1073.JPG" alt="Doorjamb Cuffs" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237901605367470370" border="0" /></a>This particular product has two components: the cuffs and the over-the-door straps to which the cuffs attach. The former are basically fluff. While quite comfortable, they are just not that sturdy. The soft fleece is wrapped with a 1" wide Velcro strap -- and Velcro's strength degrades over time. After a few uses, the wearer would be able to break free with a good yank.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The woven nylon door straps (with strong metal rings and clamps), however, are wonderful in their efficient functionality. Simply drape them over the top of the door and close it. Then, attach the cuffs to the straps and <span style="font-style: italic;">voilà</span>! By substituting a sturdier pair of cuffs (like, for example, <a href="http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-bondage/kookie-cuffs?kbid=269" target="_blank">these</a>), you'd have a secure restraint system that is effortless to install, even in the heat of the moment.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">I'd recommend putting the cuff-side of the system on the INSIDE of the door if weight-bearing is planned, just to provide an added measure of safety. The door jamb would then carry some of the load and avoid undue stress on the latch or the door itself (many of which are hollow at their core).<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">At $30, it's a little on the steep side for what you're getting, but I still recommend the product for impromptu indulgence of your kinkier side.<br /></div><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com/">Alessia</a><br /></div><br />Here's what <a href="http://store.babeland.com/brands-sportsheets/doorjamb-cuffs?kbid=269" target="_blank">Babeland</a> has to say:<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">Skip the home improvement! If you'd love to see your sweetie in standing bondage but you don't want to drill rivets into your wall, try portable, easy-to-use Door Jam Cuffs. Fleece bondage cuffs with Velcro closures attach to sturdy black nylon straps that fit over any door. Short plastic tubes keep the straps in place and won't damage the door. Simply slip the straps over or under your door, then close it. Clip the cuffs onto the straps and you're ready to play! Be sure to check the circulation in your playmate's hands and feet regularly during bondage play, especially if their arms are above their head. Strap length is 8"; cuffs are 2" wide.<br /></div></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-3605450030190069956?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-72288144106804874502008-08-24T00:00:00.002-04:002008-08-24T12:31:12.189-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SLGJ2x7DEPI/AAAAAAAABHU/ihYBNsVHBkQ/s1600-h/Stockroom_v05.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SLGJ2x7DEPI/AAAAAAAABHU/ihYBNsVHBkQ/s400/Stockroom_v05.jpg" alt="Stockroom's Island Fantasy Sweepstakes" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238119415815540978" border="0" /></a>Now through January 1, 2009, every purchase you make through <a href="http://www.stockroom.com/?ref=5918210">stockroom.com</a> gives you an automatic entry into the Island Fantasy Sweepstakes (a 5-night trip for two to the most decadent all-inclusive adult resort on earth: <a href="http://www.hedonism-3.com/">Hedonism 3</a> in Runaway Bay, Jamaica).*<br /></div><br />You can also enter by simply signing up for Stockroom's <a href="http://www.stockroom.com/general/other/newsletter/">mailing list</a>.<br /><br />Good luck, but I <span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">really</span></span> hope I win!<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com">Alessia</a><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:78%;">* Grand prize includes ground transfers to and from the airport, 4 star hotel room at Hedonism 3 Resort, all meals, unlimited bar drinks, and all recreational activities and water sports available at the resort for two people traveling together. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Prize does NOT include airfare.</span><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-7228814410680487450?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-21965680396390971302008-08-23T22:00:00.000-04:002008-08-23T22:28:17.372-04:00<a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-waterproof/silicone-water-wand?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SKmbfHiFM6I/AAAAAAAABGk/Wjztsx5DcAY/s400/Silicone+Water+Wand+2.jpg" alt="Silicone Water Wand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235887000695157666" border="0" /></a>A Toys for Tarts guest review:<br /><p id="r2od" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"></p><blockquote><p id="r2od" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;">This is a small, extremely quiet, classically-shaped vibrator. Four and a half inches long, two and a half inches in circumference with the jelly sheath on, it’s rather like a slightly enlarged, cordless bullet. It’s amazingly quiet, which is wonderful for use in the tub, where the water will magnify the slightest sound. For all its diminutive size, it packs quite a strong vibrational punch at its top speed. </p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p id="r2od2" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"> The motor is surprisingly strong for one which takes only one AA battery, and of course, the fewer batteries we use, the more savings in both cash and for the environment! The ribbing on the sheath does add some extra zing when the vibe is inserted, and the head is small enough that the motor can make it vibrate along with the rest of the toy.</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p id="r2od5" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;">It’s as waterproof as advertised—despite some fairly extensive submersion, no water got in to the battery compartment. In addition, the jelly sheath fits tightly enough that no water got underneath it, which can be a pain come clean-up time. With the sheath on, the toy is wide enough to put the ribbed sheath in contact with all those lovely nerves in the first inch or so of the pussy. This is not a toy for stretching you out or going deep, but it’s a charming little bathtime accessory.</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p id="r2od8" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;">If I could change one thing about this toy, it would be the speed dial. It’s rather stiff even when dry and next to impossible to change speeds when both your hands and the toy are wet. I wound up removing it, grabbing it with a towel and cranking it up to high speed and then reinserting it, which is a bit of a mood-breaker. With a good waterproof or paperback book of erotica, however, this little vibe will assure a lot of wet fun!</p><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ Jamie Redmond<br /></div></blockquote><br /><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-waterproof/silicone-water-wand?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SKmbcVQmBTI/AAAAAAAABGc/etXJhpFdncc/s400/Silicone+Water+Wand+1.jpg" alt="Silicone Water Wand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235886952840299826" border="0" /></a>From the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-waterproof/silicone-water-wand?kbid=269">Babeland</a> site:<br /><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">Petite, powerful, and waterproof, the Silicone Water Wand is a compact, metallic purple vibrator that is perfect for fun both in and out of the water. The <a href="http://store.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/care-and-cleaning#silicone?kbid=269">100% silicone</a> sleeve is removable and either part may be used together or separately. </div><ul><li>Size: 4" x 5/8" sleeve: 3-1/2" x 1"</li><li>Material: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/sextoymaterials#silicone?kbid=269">Silicone</a> and hard plastic</li><li>Volume: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/vibeadvice#noise?kbid=269"><img src="http://store.babeland.com/catalog/images/rating/rating2.gif" alt="3 out of 5" /></a></li><li>Intensity: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/vibeadvice#vary?kbid=269"><img src="http://store.babeland.com/catalog/images/rating/rating2.gif" alt="2 out of 5" /></a></li><li>Batteries: One <a href="http://store.babeland.com/batteries/battery-aa?kbid=269">AAA</a></li></ul></blockquote><br />...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-2196568039639097130?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-72335406216501568682008-08-19T17:00:00.002-04:002008-08-19T17:49:19.701-04:00<a href="http://store.babeland.com/books-sex-information/the-bunny-book?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SKmZWdjoxDI/AAAAAAAABGU/_8cB3L662Qs/s400/The+Bunny+Book.jpg" alt="The Bunny Book" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235884652965184562" border="0" /></a>A Toys for Tarts guest review:<br /><p id="wi-g3" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;"><span id="wi-g4" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;"></span></p><blockquote><p id="wi-g3" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/books-sex-information/the-bunny-book?kbid=269"><span id="wi-g4" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">The Bunny Book: How to Walk, Talk, Tease, and Please Like a Playboy Bunny</span></a></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p id="wi-g9" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"><span id="wi-g8" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">The Bunny Book is a how to guide written by three Playboy Bunnies - Deanna Brooks (Miss May 1998), Pennelope Jimenez (Miss March 2003) and Serria Tawan (Miss November of 2002)</span><br /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p id="wi-g13" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"><span id="wi-g12" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">"If you a fly gal get your nails done, get a pedicure, get your hair did!" Missy Elliott</span><br /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p id="wi-g15" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"><span id="wi-g16" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">If you're overweight, if you love oversized clothes and walking around in gym shoes, if you could care less what your hair or your nails looks like, if you'd rather watch TV than tease or please anybody - and you're proud of it - then you have no reason for this book. </span> </p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p id="wi-g19" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"><span id="wi-g20" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">However, for women like me who enjoy a fit body, who loves makeup and high heels, manicures and pedicures, who loves to flirt, who loves sexual excitement - this is the book for you. You may already know how to walk, talk, tease and please like a Playboy Bunny, but maybe you need a reminder. That's why I loved this book. </span> </p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p id="wi-g23" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"><span id="wi-g24" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">The book is broken down into six core sections - Dress, Walk, Flirt, Tease, Please and Love.</span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p id="wi-g27" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"><span id="wi-g28" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">What are some of my favorite quotes from The Bunny Book? </span> </p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p id="wi-g31" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"><span id="wi-g32" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">From "Dress" - "If you want to go to places where they wouldn't let just anyone in, then you have to dress the part." </span> </p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p id="wi-g35" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"><span id="wi-g36" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">From "Walk" - "Walking like a Bunny isn't just a matter of crossing a room so that heads turn (when you want heads to turn, that is - sometimes you just want to get to the bathroom quickly and discreetly!). It's about the entire way you carry yourself, whether you're elegantly exiting a car, standing at the bar with a cocktail, or lounging on your couch with a hangover. And it all starts at the gym." </span> </p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p id="wi-g39" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"><span id="wi-g40" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">From "Flirt" - "If a guy really likes you, having sex or not having sex isn't going to change his mind. If he's only in it for the sex, he'll stick around for three whole months to bed you if you're playing hard to get - and he'll still leave you right after he gets what he was looking for!" </span> </p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p id="wi-g43" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"><span id="wi-g44" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">From "Tease" - "If you've never been to a female strip club, go. At least once. If you've got the nerve, get a lap dance. Strippers have mastered the art of seduction. And it's best to experience it first hand in order to replicate it. Then, go home and practice."</span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p id="wi-g47" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"><span id="wi-g48" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">From "Please" - "In order to have a voice in bed, you need to masturbate. You need to know your body. You have to understand the what, where, and how of your turn-ons. If you haven't figured it out, how can you expect him to? How are you going to ask for what you want if you don't know what that is?"</span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p id="wi-g51" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"><span id="wi-g52" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">From "Love" - "Yeah, we know you're supposed to take each other for better or worse, but that's meant to be a beautiful promise, not a loophole! Taking pride in the way you look shows respect for the guy you're with (he should do the same for you, by the way). Sure, he'd be an asshole for leaving you just because you gained a few pounds, but you can't expect to trade in your gym routine for a beer belly and Big Macs seven nights a week and still have him lust after you." </span> </p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p id="wi-g55" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"><span id="wi-g56" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">I highly recommend The Bunny Book for all the girly girls out there!</span></p> <p id="wi-g61" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: right;"><span id="wi-g62" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Jolie du Pre</span></p><div style="text-align: right;"> </div><p id="wi-g65" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: right;"><span id="wi-g64" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Erotica author and editor</span></p><div style="text-align: right;"><a href="http://www.joliedupre.com/"><span id="wi-g66" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">http://www.joliedupre.com</span></a></div></blockquote><div style="text-align: right;"><span id="wi-g66" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;"> </span></div><p id="wi-g65" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in;"> </p><br /><div style="text-align: center;">~ ~ ~<br /></div><br />On sale now for just $14!<br /><br />From the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/books-sex-information/the-bunny-book?kbid=269">Babeland</a> site:<br /><p><b></b></p><blockquote><p style="text-align: justify;"><b></b>Three Playboy Bunnies—one married, one a career woman and one a die-hard party girl—get together and dish up everything you need to know to work it like a centerfold. Impress a first date, walk in heels, look (and feel) great naked, groom your pubes, strip like a pro, and so much more. Sassy, sex-positive and a fun read from front to back, <b>The Bunny Book</b> also mentions Babeland and several of our favorite toys.</p><ul><li>Binding Style: Paperback</li><li>Type: Sex Information/How-To</li><li>Number of Pages: 191</li><li>Copyright: 2007</li></ul></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-7233540621650156868?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-45512035803073626462008-08-19T13:00:00.000-04:002008-08-20T17:08:36.805-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;">This is so ludicrous that we just <span style="font-style: italic;">had</span> to repost it. Apologies if it offends anyone's sensibilities. We've added our commentary in <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">[brackets]</span> ...<br /></div><h1>Overcoming Masturbation</h1> <p style="text-align: justify;">Masturbation is a quickly-forming habit that can adversely affect both men and women of all ages. Despite what some might tell you, <a href="http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/daily/sexuality/masturbation.htm">masturbation</a> is not harmless. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">[On the contrary, masturbation is actually HELPFUL. It relieves stress and provides a burst of oxytocin (the nurturing/trust/bonding hormone). That safety valve may actually prevent sex-related violent crime. For women, the uterine contractions during orgasm help keep the endometrium healthy. Plus, masturbation is the safest form of sex known to humankind.] </span>If you are trying to <b>overcome masturbation</b>, be assured that it is possible (even though, like any habit, it may take some work). If you are determined to do it, you will be able to. This page will give you some tips that can help you along the way.</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;">Determination is the first step. That is where we begin. You must decide that you will end this practice, and when you make that decision, the problem will be greatly reduced at once. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">[Okay, they're trying to control the most powerful force in the universe here (the compulsion to procreate), and they're calling it a "problem." God complex, anyone?]</span><br /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;">But it must be more than a hope or a wish, more than knowing that it is good for you. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">[Because, silly mortals, you can't possibly know what's good for you. You must be told!]</span> It must be actually a DECISION. If you truly make up your mind you will have the strength to resist temptations which will come to you. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">[Right now, I'm <span style="font-style: italic;">tempted</span> to argue for eugenics. Stop me, Obi Wan!]</span><br /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;">After you have made this decision, then observe the following specific guidelines:</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> <blockquote> <ol><li>Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal washing and using the bathroom. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">[If someone else is handy, let them touch you instead.]</span><br /></li><li>Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company, especially when you are feeling particularly weak. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">[Hmm... Good company when "weak" (a/k/a </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">horny</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">) would result in fucking, but at least I wouldn't be masturbating!]</span><br /></li><li>If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">[Personally, I believe you should do it TOGETHER. Mutual masturbation ROCKS. I'm just sayin'...]</span> Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. The problem must be taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more wholesome things. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">[Such as? I've no doubt they have suggestions.]</span><br /></li><li>After you bathe, don't admire yourself in the mirror. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">[As if.]</span> Stay in the shower just long enough to clean yourself. Then dry off and GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">[Oh, like THAT prevents masturbation here in Appalachia. *rolls eyes*]</span><br /></li><li>When in bed (especially if that is where you masturbate), wear pajamas or other clothes so that you cannot easily touch yourself (and so that it would be difficult to remove those clothes. The time it takes to remove your clothing gives additional time to controll your thinking and overcome the temptation). <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">[Um, since when it is necessary to remove one's clothing to wank? Geez! Have these people never rubbed one off in traffic?]</span><br /></li><li>If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, GET OUT OF BED! Go into the kitchen and make a snack, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">[Oh, now THAT sounds healthy! Better to be devout and fat, I guess.]</span> The purpose behind this suggestion is that you GET YOUR MIND ON SOMETHING ELSE. You are the subject of your thoughts, so to speak.<br /></li><li>Never look at <a href="http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/daily/sexuality/pornography.html">pornography</a> on the internet or elsewhere. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">[And this makes a difference how, exactly?]</span> Never read about your problem (even on sites claiming to be "educational"). <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">[You mean, like the one where this drivel is posted?]</span> Keep it out of mind. Remember -- "First a thought, then an act." The thought pattern must be changed. You must not allow this problem to remain in your mind. When you accomplish that, you soon will be free of the act. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">[You mean we'll </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">evolve</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">? Imagine that!]</span><br /></li><li>Put wholesome thoughts into your mind at all times. Read good books, scriptures, talks of church leaders. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">[Like the church leaders who molest altar boys, perhaps? Yeah, they really set shining examples.]</span> Make a daily habit of reading at least one chapter of Scripture, preferably from one of the four Gospels in the New Testament, or the Book of Mormon. The four Gospels -- Matthew, Mark, Luke and John -- above anything else in the Bible can be helpful because of their uplifting qualities. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">[I choose Matthew 7:12 and Luke 6:31.]</span><br /></li><li>Pray. But when you pray, don't pray about this problem, for that will tend to keep it in your mind more than ever. Pray for faith, pray for understanding of the Scriptures, pray for members of your family who need help. Pray for your friends, BUT KEEP THE PROBLEM OUT OF YOUR MIND BY NOT MENTIONING IT EVEN IN YOUR PRAYERS. KEEP IT OUT of your mind! The attitude of a person toward his problem has an affect on how easy it is to overcome. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">[Overcome... over come... such a sexual phrase, innit?]</span> It is essential that a firm commitment be made to control the habit. As a person understands his reasons for the behavior, and is sensitive to the conditions or situations that may trigger a desire for the act, he develops the power to control it.</li></ol> </blockquote></div><span style="font-weight: bold;">Wank on, friends! And, please, ENJOY!!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-4551203580307362646?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-28583888401924083862008-08-18T13:00:00.004-04:002008-08-21T18:43:36.516-04:00<a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-mini/grapevine-vibe?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SKmYkQzMFlI/AAAAAAAABGM/TUlRZegTLyg/s400/Grapevine+Vibe.jpg" alt="Grapevine Vibe" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235883790547293778" border="0" /></a>A Toys for Tarts guest review:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Watches and sunglasses. Used to be I could never own either, because some misfortune always befell either object I possessed. Watchbands broke within weeks, hinge pins on sunglasses loosened and disappeared in the carpet, higher end models either were stolen or mislaid at restaurants. As an adult I added bullet vibes to that list, which has left me distraught. For a desired, lasting orgasm, a bullet has been the only toy for me, and finding the RIGHT toy has been a challenge. I've have bullets short out within a week of use, not work at all once I got them home, and even crack after use. Don't ask me how, it's not like I'm riding a mechanical bull while it's in use. It frustrates me that science can build better, faster, strong technology yet attention to the orgasmic arts lingers in a pre-Renaissance. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;">So it was with some interest that I decided to test the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-mini/grapevine-vibe?kbid=269">Grapevine Vibe</a>, a cute and aptly-named little number. Here's how Babeland describes it:</p><p style="text-align: justify;"></p><blockquote>Why put something cold and hard on your delicate bits when you can stroke them with the silky-smooth, waterproof Grapevine Vibe? A tiny microbullet buzzes powerfully (but quietly) and comes encased in a velvety, smooth plastic that will have you tipping your cup in no time! Find out why it garnered rave reviews from our staff. Variable speed.</blockquote><p></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;">Why cold, indeed? Though I hadn't before minded the touch of chilled plastic against my delicate bit (in some ways, it enhances the pleasure), the idea of a covered bullet intrigued me. And waterproof to boot, something I hadn't thought to look for in a bullet since I didn't think it possible. This could well eliminate the need for a bullet and a waterproof BOB.</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;">But does it work? Oh, yes. The actual bullet is not large - I'd say no longer the average human finger from tip to second knuckle - so not one I'd recommend for insertion unless you have a supplemental toy that uses bullets. The four-speed button panel is wonderful - no more fiddling with dials or sliding switches to find the right intensity. Level one is nice mild buzz against the skin, good for a lingering build-up to the level two medium pace. Three and four...gives all new meaning to the "quickie", though personally they are not speeds I use often for sensitivity reasons.</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;">As for the quiet test, it passes easily. At its lowest speed under a comforter I didn't detect too much, so if you're the type who brings toys along when visiting relatives you should be fine with this one. ;)</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;">If I had to issue a caveat about the Grapevine Vibe, it would be to take special care when cleaning. Because it is not exposed plastic like other bullets, you might not be as vigilant in clean as you would with a silicone toy. Of course, all toys require thorough care, so treat it nice. Website reviews on the Grapevine estimate this toy can last anywhere from about 1-3 years before the usual signs of wear show, and I suppose that depended on frequency of use. Me, knowing how well this purple people pleaser feels, I think I'll stock up on extras.<br /></p> <div style="text-align: right;">~ Leigh Ellwood<br /><br />Ellwood...If She Could<br />Daring Erotic Romance<br /><a href="http://www.leighellwood.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.leighellwood.com</a><br /></div><br />From the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-mini/grapevine-vibe?kbid=269">Babeland</a> site:<br /><blockquote><ul><li>Size: 1-1/2" x 5/8"</li><li>Material: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/sextoymaterials#hard?kbid=269">Hard plastic</a></li><li>Volume: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/vibeadvice#noise?kbid=269"><img src="http://store.babeland.com/catalog/images/rating/rating2.gif" alt="2 out of 5" /></a></li><li>Intensity: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/vibeadvice#vary?kbid=269"><img src="http://store.babeland.com/catalog/images/rating/rating3.gif" alt="3 out of 5" /></a></li><li>Batteries: Two <a href="http://store.babeland.com/batteries/battery-aa?kbid=269">AA</a></li></ul></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-2858388840192408386?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-26052708255064289042008-08-15T08:00:00.002-04:002008-08-15T08:43:40.368-04:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Cross posting <a href="http://www.duckydoolittle.com/main.html" target="_blank">Ducky Doolittle</a>'s video review for Tantus' "The Buzz" that came to Toys for Tarts' attention via <a href="http://www.tinynibbles.com/blogarchives/2008/08/best-sex-toy-review-video-ever.html" target="_blank">Violet Blue's blog</a>. <a href="http://store.tantusdirect.com/" target="_blank">Tantus</a>, by the way, is the maker of the Feeldoe and many other great pleasure products.<br /></div><br /><center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SnzsH31fjFw&amp;color1=291787617&amp;color2=325161297&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SnzsH31fjFw&amp;color1=291787617&amp;color2=325161297&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Violet also has a <a href="http://www.tinynibbles.com/unsafe">terrific post</a> about unsafe sex toys/products that y'all should read.<br /></div><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ Alessia<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-2605270825506428904?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-28232308690340040512008-08-11T09:00:00.004-04:002008-08-11T09:48:36.187-04:00<a href="http://www.vibereview.com/obama08?minion=DGH"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 242px; height: 200px;" src="http://www.vibereview.com/page/image/466/medium/obama_4color.jpg?1217954644" alt="" border="0" /></a>Cross-posting this promotion from <a href="http://www.vibereview.com/obama08?minion=DGH">VibeReview</a>:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Obama For President</span></span></div><div class="right"><div class="pagepic"><br /></div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="entry-content"> Hello Naughty Voters,<p>Is it politically correct for businesses to announce their support for a particular candidate? Probably not! We live in difficult times and there's no reason to remain neutral to appease other people. So, VibeReview is officially announcing its support for Barack Obama. It's time to take our country back, our sex lives back, and focus on change. </p><p><i>Note:</i> We are not affiliated in any way with the Obama Campaign. We are using our First Amendment rights to support the candidate we believe has the country's best interest in mind - meaning this is merely our collective opinion. </p><p>We believe in working today to build a better tomorrow, a new day that includes everyone, regardless of color, gender, and sexual orientation. Barack Obama represents equality during a time of turmoil and separation. </p><p>The Obama for President Coupon is good for a 10% discount on your next purchase. Feel free to pass the coupon on to your friends. The more the merrier! </p></span></div><span class="entry-content"><h3><a href="http://www.vibereview.com/?minion=DGH">Click here to start shopping!</a></h3></span><span class="entry-content"><h3><a href="http://www.vibereview.com/"></a></h3></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-2823230869034004051?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-40878961660596333032008-08-08T19:00:00.001-04:002008-12-09T04:16:42.657-05:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-electric/acuvibe/?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SIiBrN8lZKI/AAAAAAAABCM/bSPCrZyOqXI/s400/acuvibe.jpg" alt="Acuvibe Cordless" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226569947041588386" border="0" /></a>Naturally, a cordless, rechargeable version of <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-electric/hitachi-magic-wand/?kbid-269">Hitachi's Magic Wand</a> is appealing. And, when you get right down to it, that's exactly what the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-electric/acuvibe/?kbid=269">Acuvibe</a> delivers. I thought it might not be as powerful, but it holds its own quite nicely. Heavier than the Hitachi, though. Don't drop it on your foot!<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ Alessia<br /></div></div><br /><a href="http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-electric/acuvibe/?kbid=269">Babeland</a> says:<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>Have an acute case of unsatisfying vibration? Try the ever-strong Acuvibe. Similar in size and feel to the infamous <a href="http://www.babeland.com/page/TIB/PROD/DE280030/?kbid=269">Magic Wand</a>, this vibrator has two speeds, high and higher, and can be used in any number of situations and places because it is rechargeable and cordless. If cords are the reason you've been holding back from trying an electric vibe, the Acuvibe is the answer. Runs on 110v power, needs a converter for 240v. Two speeds, 11" long, head is 2-1/2" in diameter.</blockquote></div><p></p>From the <a href="http://www.acuvibeonline.com/">Acuvibe Online</a> site:<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>The AcuVibe Cordless Massager Vibrator flexible, "power-spring" mounted massage head gives a comfortable and powerful oscillation massage. The AcuVibe "flex-node" massage head feels great anywhere. The innovative oscillation massage technology focuses 100% of the vibration energy in the massage head, not in your hands. The AcuVibe Personal Vibrator Massager's powerful two-speed motor is vibration-damped and whisper-quiet. <p>The AcuVibe Softouch AV 1002 is a customer favorite - the finest cordless personal vibrator massager available! </p><p>AcuVibe Softouch Cordless Massager Vibrator Features: </p><ul><li>The EVA "flex-node" massage head feels great anywhere. </li><li>AcuVibe - Exclusive oscillation massage technology focuses 100% of the vibration energy in the massage head, not in your hands. </li><li>Powerful two-speed motor is vibration-damped and whisper-quiet. Choose from 4300 or 5700 vibrations per minute! </li><li>Lightweight and compact size for amazing versatility. </li><li>Cordless features: Integral, rechargeable NiCad batteries run up to 45 minutes on a single charge, over twice as long as other cordless massagers. </li><li>Custom DC cord socket, use with OR without the cord! </li></ul></blockquote></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-4087896166059633303?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-54290015860283700332008-07-23T00:00:00.005-04:002008-12-09T04:16:42.750-05:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.sextoysex.com/alessia"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SIe5GvPmANI/AAAAAAAABCE/Z6DJ9YMS7RM/s400/strobeprobe.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226349417998975186" border="0" /></a>Have you ever bought something just because it was on sale? Well, I bought two of these jelly, rabbit-pearl vibes on a close-out sale over a year ago. If I recall correctly, the combined price barely tipped me into the free shipping range on Amazon. So, I guesstimate around $13 each. I could dig through my order history and find out exactly, but... well... who cares? The product's been discontinued, so it's not like anyone's gonna rush to buy one based on my stellar review.<br /><br />No, the reason I'm posting is more due to the manufacturer (<a href="http://www.docjohnson.com/">Doc Johnson</a>) than the particular model, because I have buried many a rabbit-pearl by other manufacturers, but this one seems to be more durable. That may or may not carry over to other products by Doc Johnson.<br /><br />Like I said, I bought two of these puppies. The second one is still in its box, unused &amp; unopened. The first, however, has some serious mileage on it -- and it's still going strong. It's lasted four times as long as any other rabbit-pearl I've ever owned -- and I do believe I've been *ahem* <span style="font-style: italic;">harder </span>on it than its predecessors.<br /><br />Yeah, the strobe part is kinda funny, but I try not to think about my pussy glowing like my cheeks used to do when, as a kid, I'd stick a flashlight in my mouth.<br /><br />Until next time...<br /><br />peace &amp; passion,<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.alessiabrio.com">Alessia</a><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-5429001586028370033?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alessia Briohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08619940510165528430noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20666116.post-64702378871251539922008-06-26T00:00:00.001-04:002008-12-09T04:16:43.203-05:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-bondage-all/penetration-station/?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SDI6earXCZI/AAAAAAAAA3w/Pu65PVd48KM/s200/CIMG0674.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5202284813798017426" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-bondage-all/penetration-station/?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SDI6YarXCYI/AAAAAAAAA3o/vpne5XIeVbA/s200/CIMG0675.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5202284710718802306" border="0" /></a>The <a href="http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-bondage-all/penetration-station/?kbid=269">Penetration Station</a> was a lot of fun to play with…</div><p style="text-align: justify;">The straps are comfortable on the legs and wrists and easily adjustable. As a woman (or a bottom), if you need a little help holding your legs up or open, this gadget is gonna be your new best friend. As man (or a top), if your partner tries to close you out when you get a little vigorous, you’ll be just as pleased that they're unable while strapped in. </p><p style="text-align: justify;">The Penetration Station is not exactly intended to be bondage equipment, but it helps hold things where both partners want them. Plus, it gives the visual effect of being tied down. It could lead to more bondage type play for those who are so inclined. The extra strapping on the cuffs could easily be used to tie thighs and wrists in a particular position. Just saying… It was way more fun that way!</p><p style="text-align: justify;">All and all, not a bad toy for the investment… and it would be especially useful for those with physical limitations and in need of a little help holding those legs up/out/down for extended periods of time.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-bondage-all/penetration-station/?kbid=269"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SCpX5FuFL7E/SDI6qKrXCaI/AAAAAAAAA34/r_i8Z5bZApQ/s200/CIMG0677.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5202285015661480354" border="0" /></a>The only down side was the somewhat difficult installation which includes a strap that goes around (meaning you have to fish it under) the mattress. Once it's on, however, you can tuck it all discreetly under the bed and use it again and again with out having to reinstall it.</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Enjoy!</p><p style="text-align: right;">~ <a href="http://www.marifreeman.com">Mari</a></p><p style="text-align: left;">From the <a href="http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-bondage-all/penetration-station/?kbid=269">Babeland</a> site:</p><h3></h3><blockquote><h3>Description</h3> <!-- <img src="/images/prod-sale-icon.gif" alt="sale" width="30" height="30" /> <img src="/images/prod-new-icon.gif" alt="new" width="30" height="30" /> <img src="/images/prod-staffpick-icon.gif" alt="staff pick" width="30" height="30" /> <img src="/images/prod-exclusive-icon.gif" alt="exclusive" width="49" height="30" /> <img src="/images/prod-bestseller-icon.gif" alt="bestseller" width="33" length="30" /> --> <p style="text-align: justify;">Working your way through the sexual positions in the Kama Sutra just got a whole lot easier—and way more fun—thanks to the Penetration Station. Easy-to-use nylon and neoprene straps work as hand grips, foot stirrups, or thigh straps, taking the performance pressure off of you and making sex from every angle creative, comfortable and super-satisfying. As a result you’ll be able to amplify your thrust, depth, stability, and endurance (not to mention pleasure) in a jillion or so different sexual positions. Fits all bed sizes, easy to assemble, and includes a how-to DVD. </p></blockquote><p style="text-align: justify;"></p><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:78%;">* This toy graciously provided for review by <a href="http://store.babeland.com/bdsm-bondage-all/penetration-station/?kbid=269">Babeland</a>.</span><br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20666116-6470237887125153992?l=toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>